@liambruce_1 I live in Spain and told my friend at the time and he was laughing away. It's just a common thing over here to refer to someone who is little white or black to refer to them as little white / black person. He said how are you supposed to differentiate

@BigNonVeganDave @JoeStephenson96 Pay more but don't allow second jobs

@WilsonTball Welcome to Skegness

@meg_maclaren @Mike_kim714 @LETgolf A friend of mine caddied for you at la reserva a couple of years back. What's it like when you have someone you don't know caddy for you? I know they won't do much but do you prefer them to be quiet or actually talk to you on the way around?

@lenphil29 Most annoying team for us cricket boys. Never announce a squad until late, does my nut in

@Reality_Rob There is no way, she will only want one.

@prodnose I think making 10 changes means we aren't concentrating on it. Clown

@fesshole Be easier to say your kids are wankers

@nellbergcricket He was definitely the horse to take out of the race. Surprised he drifted so much for Cheltenham after it

@lestick74 Still having nightmares about Spencer levin. Was my best ever chance of a huge payout. Had singles and ew double with paul lawrie. Lawrie won in Qatar at 66s going onto Levin at 150s with a 7 shot lead at 175/1

I'm off to Thailand

@WilsonTball Suppose seal did marry into the aryan race

@BarryBside Thank you 30 year old man named Barry or Frank.

@SKD1884 Rapping is fantastic

@nellbergcricket @BigNonVeganDave Definitely running off top weight this week. Terribly handicapped

@nellbergcricket @BigNonVeganDave It's one hell of a slog. Went to Dublin for weekend and put on around one metric ton

@butlerscabin @ChrisPoole___ Not looking forward to jumping to the back of that line in a couple of hours

@nellbergcricket Jesus lost my voice Shirt was coming off and everything