@claudiaizabell @thameswater Done :)

@Lunnzies @thameswater Shit. Have I misunderstood the internet all these years...

@thameswater Thanks I read that on your website. Is there anyone standing over their shoulders saying "hurry up" or "that's not how you do it" or "do you think someone else should give it a go"... you know, with it being 17 hours and all.

@thameswater ...and any other updates? What I would really love, and call me entitled, is some water in my home.

@virginmedia when there’s a known issue, and your engineers are working on it, don’t just arbitrarily estimate when it’ll be fixed. First it was 2am, then 10am, now 4pm. 24 hours it’ll be. SE27 area. Can we get a realistic update. What’s the compensation?

RT @Campaignmag: Congratulations to: @PabloAgency For winning Gold in the Independent Creative Agency category at the Agency of the Year A…

RT @ChrisGPackham: How about some essential balance ? Just like Gary this bloke is sometimes employed by the BBC for his respected expertis…

I’m now claiming squatter’s rights. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hey @Pringles_UK This typo nearly gave me an Art Attack on my way to see my urologist this morning… nobody should have more than two grans. #greedy

@telekin I'll tell you the same thing I said to Stephen Mulhern. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

Thanks for all the support – I'm not #Banksy (tbh I don't understand half of his stuff), but I do suspect he may have picked up an idea or two of yours truly. Big love #Buchsy

@LaurenceHebberd @ArtAttackJumper I love the sweater mate! Where can I get one?

@sean_piggott @JennyPowellTV @classic_kidstv @avocetfoodie fair dos Sean. No losers here. Just excellent mems. Hope you'll reconsider.

@JennyPowellTV @classic_kidstv @avocetfoodie Real heavyweights here. They don't make them like us any more. #goldenera #90snotnoughties

@telekin what's with the menstrual arm?

@TfL can you turn your tannoy down at North Greenwich? It's so loud it's giving me an Art Attack. #trademark

If #SirCliff is still being investigated, they might want to start by looking underneath his podium. #GoodbyeCilla http://t.co/vPHFJKOCLx

She always had such a beautiful smile to greet us on a Saturday night. #GoodbyeCilla http://t.co/CSmpZVpEji

I've said it before, but I'll say it again. We're putting the #real5thBeatle in the ground today. Ta-ra for now Princess. #GoodbyeCilla