Neelesh K SINGATHIA彡
@NeelSingathia
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BABU-Pilled Ignore typos. Buri Buri Zaimon ka bada Bhai Who cares if Likes/Rts/Followings are endorsement or not.
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Joined March 2020
Parents of 28-29 yrs old females sending merez proposals and claiming hamari beti bahut padhi likhi hai meanwhile those girls have never been employed. Wo bahut padhne likhne ka fayda kya h fir , Ya jawani m hi shadi karao.
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When Hindus saw the first execution of a Brahmin by the British.
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Cleared and Got Selected. Now it's Party Time.
@Silverback715 Last year Diya tha , socha election se pehle bharti hogi but court cancelled the already given exam , ab dubara hoga
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Finally resign accepted and got relieved from my duties. Meanwhile I had a chat with the Superintendent of my dept for 40 mins and told him how to reduce corruption in my branch(sorry to my colleagues) . He thanked me and wished me best of luck for upcoming service.
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This area comes under one of my best friends who is Agri Insp. And his superiors don't want him to issue challans to farmers bcoz they want under reporting of cases. Also the superiors told farmers to ignite a fire after 5 pm coz after that satellite can't capture the fire pics.
VIDEO | Stubble burning continues in Haryana's Kaithal. #Stubbleburning. (Full video available on PTI Videos -
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"Vedic dharma is complete and eternal. Only a crook insults Vedic dharma. Those who have no knowledge of Veda are unfortunate." - Ravidas
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My colleague invited me to his bro's wedding. Though I had attended many rural weddings b4 but here I couldn't eat anything. You had to fight for it. Roti/Naan hawa m hi catch. When I said Bye , he asked "Khaana khaliya aapne". I said No. Later he personally managed food for me.
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One of 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting . " on Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in the lesson.
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One commissioner ordered his PA to arrange a girl for one night. PA couldn't get any girl and in the end , sent his wife to the commissioner. Imagine PA himself telling : bhaiya itni musibat hui ki khud ki biwi ko bheja Maine fir taki nokri bachi rahe.
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@OdishaDonToka Even girls do Masters , CTET , B.ed just to delay the marriage and parents keh dete hai abhi hamari beti padh rahi h.
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I was eating a burger from a stall and "Jai Bajrangbali , Jai Mata Di , Har Har Mahadev" was written all over it. Gpayed him and the name was "Khaleel Khan".
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Better to buy the 1000 ML pack than 591 ML.
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So-called Haryanvi culture needs to die to save Haryana. Though being conservative is good , I also wanna become one but those Tau are not conservative , they are cringe. Haryana's food , traditional clothing or dialect , no remorse if all three vanishes.
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Cast him on basis of what ??. Bodybuilding. This is a Typical Haryanvi V1. No Janeu , No Shikha. Veda or Shakha puch lo toh aise react karenge ki pehli baar suna ho ye word. Nhi bhai Arya samaj wale 4 veda toh pata h . But Bike/Car ke piche Brahman or Jai Dada Parshuram.
If I ever make a movie, I will cast him in the role of Bhagwan Parashuram. 🙏🙏
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Sensible way : Keep your city clean and win the prize. Vishwaguru's Strategy : Send officers to college and persuade students to install Swachhta App and tell them to VOTE for your city so that the city can win the prize of CLEANEST CITY. 😂😂. .
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So OG Saffron cancelled bcoz he was Modi supporter.🤣 Wasnt most of H Twatter supporting Modi at that time. Their views changed with time.
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One candidate of BJP Haryana used to say in election rallies " जो भी मुझे वोट नही देगा , उसका बीज मरेगा " . And he won 🤣🤣.
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One IAS Officer directed his staff that his city must be in Top 10 Cleanest Cities and do anything but I need a Swachh Sarvekshan Award just next year. First criteria was 1/10th of population must have Swachh Bharat App installed in their phone. So target population was 40k.
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"I, do, in the presence of eternal Vishnu, promise, vow, and protest to maintain, and defend as far as in the realm of Dharma, I may, with my Life, Power and Wealth, the true Vedic religion, expressed in the Vedas & expounded upon in the epics & Puranas."
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I keep it but people usually ask me आप पंडितजी हो since I don't eat meat or drink too. Have to clarify I am not Brahmin at all. Even parents said why do you want to keep this चोटी. But it was easy to convince them as they are religious and care about these things.
The least that Hindu men can do is start keeping Shikha. I am keeping it. Its for all varnas.
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@satoverma Last year , I read a article where they said In USA UC Hindus invite other Hindus for swimming to check whether they are wearing a sacred thread or not. If u decline their invitation , they will pat on your shoulder to guess the sacred thread. 🤣🤣.
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"Beta , bado k pass baitha karo thoda gyan ki baat batayenge". Meanwhile those Gyani boomers :
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Nobody stopped Haryanvis to make a grand celebration out of Lohri or Teej or any regional festivals. It is just that Biharis aren't forgetting their festivals , and Haryanvis are. And Chhath Pooja is not going anywhere since it is their biggest festival , not a small one.
Haryana . आज ऑफिस से आते समय नहर पर हरियाणा की बर्बादी और हरियाणवीयों का ख़त्म होता अस्तित्व देख कर आ रहा हूँ !. 2034 का हरियाणा चुनाव jaat vs Non Jaat के मुद्दे पर ना होकर Haryanvi VS Bihari हीने वाला है ! . जिन नहरों सें हमारे खेतों में पानी जाता है, दूषित किया जा रहा है!.
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Om shanti.
Aaj saari tension m kaatni padegi,. Even though I don't love him , just hoping this person doesn't die tonight.
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When AP saar said Hindu history is history of resistance rather than Pajeet
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@HaryanviBhrata Hope the numbers rise , muslims khud hi kehde Beef sach m hi ban kardo , shakk p hi maar dete h Bkl.
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>Applied for resignation but Supt. doesn't know about Technical Resignation .>Went to join another job but asked medical certificate. Retards don't know that only first time govt employee need to submit it. >Went to Govt Hospital for it. Drs are absent. Kya hoga iss desh ka.
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Today we are here. Any other moots in the city except Daaman Aali
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@cudikudi @OdishaDonToka उनकी नियत कहां है नौकरी करने की । वो तो बस शादी Delay करने को पढ़ रही है । Even one of my cousins is preparing for UGC NET just to delay the marriage.
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Maruti paid 2454 Cr to Suzuki(Japan) for using Suzuki Brand name in 2012-13 which was more than Suzuki's entire profits for that year in Japan, Rs 2402 crore. And it was also higher than Maruti’s own profits, of Rs 2392 crore.
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What are the reasons that Govardhan Math is the most popular Peetham on H Twitter ? Like rest of them are nowhere near it in popularity. Its videos are widely circulated on H twitter and people have follow Govardhan Math in their bio but nothing like that for rest of Peethams ?.
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>Went to exam centre.>one candidate asked me for notes.>I didn't had notes but made him understand the Q he had doubt.>He said : Bhai aap toh intelligent ho jarur Govt Job lagoge ek din .>My reaction :
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Most Indians don't accuse the govt for bad infrastructure. They simply compromise. People protest for what they desire i.e. so they would burn the country for reservations and MSP or any socialist scheme. They don't compromise there. छीना छपटी परमो धर्म | You can't steal Infra.
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THIS. "Sabarimala was there before the Indian constitution was formed and Sabarimala will be there after the Indian constitution ceases to exist".
a line I heard from one of the Aachara Raksha Samiti member (the Committee to Protect Tradition): "Sabarimala was there before the Indian constitution was formed and Sabarimala will be there after the Indian constitution ceases to exist".
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Only Jatni(s) who are into sports look like this . Rest of them are such a cuties.
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At least THIS AUNTY is asking for it. One unknown women direct called me out of blue and said on phone that she wants to give her daughter to me.
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Can anybody tell me how WA gets its revenue ? This app is free with NO Ads. Then how ?.
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@bold_dna Agar tumhe H Twitter ke slang samjh nhi aa rahe , isme meri galti nahi h (it was written like this intentionally).
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V4 here. मै वहां अंदर नहीं जाना चाहूंगा अगर अंदर के लोग वैदिक परंपराओं का पालन कर रहे है और वहां के द्विज अपने वर्ण अनुसार नित्य कर्मो को परिपूर्ण कर रहे है । . By the way konsa temple hai ye , Har baar isko leke aa jaate h 🤣.
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Rooms were booked for the team. Branded Whiskey and other things were provided to the team and One Female Escort for each member were sent to their respective rooms.
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The cage is for their own safety. Ask the wimmin and they will prefer the cage than tolerating the harassment from the tharkis.
Ek mahila candidate (Patliputra , Bihar), anya mahilawon ko pinjre me daal ke nachwa rahi hain. Kya Yehi tareeka bach gaya hai voters ko lubhane ka ?. Sharam ati hai ye sab dekh ke. usne jo Lalu aur Nitish wala video banaya tha aur inme kya farak reh jata hai. Ek aurat ho ke
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So they want the best officer award by demonstrating that they controlled the fire very well and as little as cases are being reported. At the same time , they don't want to argue with farmers , hence they provide a loophole to the farmers. Both are happy.
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Other than this , 40k-50k rupees were given to each member. And outcome was ''The City won the Award for one of the cleanest cities in North India''. 😂.
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Anon , At least you don't have to suffer like this and still get called to the office when u can't even walk properly. And doctors are not issuing me medical certificate coz LS elections are going on. But I ain't coming office , mat do medical leave , aisi taisi karao apni
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>Not taught in school. >No grammar available.>No separate script. >Not in any official use. lekin mahari haryanvi boli nahi bhasa h 😂😂😂.
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A girl wants to sewside bcoz she was engaged in PMS for years. Now she is accepting her mistake and saying it will be injustice to her future husband. What should I say to her ??.
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It is a COPE.
@keshavbedi But poverty teaches you to be happy with what you have, better than wealth does. गरीबी की संतुष्टि > अमीरी की हवस.
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Kaam. Kaam. Kaam . Stupid Bureaucracy demands sign on each and every page.
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Failed ? . We could say it is failed if we examine what its objective was. People are more vocal for religion on H twitter now. Yes , old acc are gone. But their thoughts are shaping the mentality of H Twitter even now.
Hindu Trad movement failed. Yet they live rent free in your head, despite most Trads having left Twitter.
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Arrange Marriage is the greatest socialist scheme in the world. Since it is socialist, some lose and some gain much more than they deserve.
Women have traditionally been fought for n chased after. Men had to fight hard for good women. This last few centuries of current arranged marriages has made good women available to absolute loser men on acct of their families so they have lost the basic fight as a society.
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All principals directed their students to do same and 40k registration was complete with so much ease. Next Criteria was the City must have resolved the complaints from citizens regarding cleanliness. All sweepers of the city were invited in a meeting and +.
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My cousin's friend is 17.5 Yr old and he was engaged to 10th passed girl last year after the boy got admission in AIIMS MBBS same year. Both families are happy even boy-girl have no problem. Don't know why these people have problem with it ? . Cc : @rva_sharma @ahindu_.
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If she lose the election , then a seat in Khap Panchayat will be provided to her.
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India is not a poor country. It just doesn't tax the rich enough.
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I would get a heart attack if something like this happens to my laptop.
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+ Told them that you guys would click two photos where you guys are serving now. One before cleanliness and one after cleanliness. Upload the first pic on website and file a complaint , send us second pic and we will close the complaint by showing that issue was resolved.
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But no one can force students to install the app or vote the city. The IAS called his friend , another IAS who was collector of the district. The collector issued a letter that all institutions must have the app in their phones otherwise a show cause notice will be issued.
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First , Staff bought a lots of SIM cards and activated in their phones and registered the app with those numbers. But just how many SIMs you would bought , they got tired after few hundred numbers. Next they planned that 40k registration can be achieved if students do same.
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Was taking a pic of the monument but suddenly a Dehati jumped and started swimming.
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One girl who has double salary than me sent their proposal for marriage and is ready to marry me. My father asked me why don't you say YES. I declined though. Later came to know she is 3 Yr older than me and her family is not getting any other boy with govt job.
Looks like people here are not getting merejed even after earning 30 lpa while my friends got merejed when they were earning around 7-8 lpa lol Although now they are earnings significantly higher but they didn't face any issues at that time 😐.
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Post a random picture else everything will go Bad in December 💀.
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Bio Updated. Swallowed a lot of Babu-pill. There is no going back. Aim is to become a bigger BABU.
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Two guys entered the Dance floor , one started push-ups and other one Uthak-Baithak (after requesting Haryanvi songs). 😂😂.
Attending my classmate's elder brother's wedding where the groom(constable) is 29 yrs old and the bride is in BA 2nd Yr.
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Found one person who is anti Hinduism and anti Ambedkar at same time.
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@DaemonTargary13 Dialect , Food and that clothes are identity , come on mannn. No one wears those clothes apart from College Cultural Prog. Their Identity is aaja dekh lenge , maar denge koot denge. Watch Haryanvi reels and every boy feels like he is some Dawood and entire haryana fear from them
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And plenty of fake documents were created to support these things. In the last , one inspection team of 3 members came to check whether the city was actually clean , Chief Engineer was told to take care of them.
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This is what we need in Kurukshetra. Muh Land of Gita but doesn't have any majestic temple there. Useless govts.
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Wife Gets Husband Married to Another Woman in AP, Trio to Live in Same House.
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If THIS is so callled DREAM PROJECT , then imagine how eye sore will be normal projects.
The renovated ‘Khidkiya ghat’, popularly known as ‘Namo ghat’ because of three large sculptures in the form of hands folded in ‘namaste’, will soon emerge as a major tourist destination here, an official said.
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Vaidehi Ji showing reality to H goys since few days :
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Starting the New Year with visiting and having Darshans of my town's temples. (Have some spare time during journey so uploading pics here). And A very Happy New Year AGAIN !!!!
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Ghar walo ko batana hai ki ladki pasand hai byah karwado. Wish me best of luck.
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@nisha_ind @zoo_bear @swati_gs @OpIndia_com Same with Alt news sister , they want Muslim propaganda , only and only favour Muslim in their news.
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Later Ministry changed its guidelines that the citizen who complained just have to click that the issue was resolved and he is satisfied with Municipality's service. Now sweepers clicked just one pic (of waste) and at night , just click at 'Issue was solved and I am satisfied'.
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Asli I'd se aao @rrban014 saar.
seeing batchmates and juniors from college get married at 24, 25, 26 while my progressive bengali mother is like listen if you even think about settling down before 32 people will think YOUR PARENTS are weirdos.
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Last time , my department's officials went to a Girls' college. The principal directed the girls to handover the phones to officials one by one and Officials installed the app in girls' mobile themselves and after voting they return the mobiles to the respective girls.
Sensible way : Keep your city clean and win the prize. Vishwaguru's Strategy : Send officers to college and persuade students to install Swachhta App and tell them to VOTE for your city so that the city can win the prize of CLEANEST CITY. 😂😂. .
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