Nairobi Barbeque Pitmasters Limited
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Continuation of @nbibbqpitmaster . Alchemist directing the barbeque scene in Africa. Onwards to that Michelin star ⭐
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EXIT FRIES. ENTER MARU BHAJIAS😍
Soft, fluffy, with a few crunchy bits, ah every bite is a delight.. Combine em with our Texas brisket and for a day you'll forget that Ruto has refused to go..
Brisket portion for 1 w/ bhajias Kes. 1,250 only
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Attention Syokimau gang:
This is my gift for Nairobi. An unbeatable original creation 🤺🔥
Right - Texas brisket & boneless lamb combo tacos Kes. 400
Left - Texas brisket or Smoked boneless lamb Tacos Kes. 300
Delivery fee Kes. 50 - 100.
☎️/App +254 743 142080
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Oyaa
@Osama_otero
someone is asking how many tacos you want alipe bill zikuje.. jibu man nimeanza kuslice mali
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Hakuna matata Nairobi.. chin up coz no matter what they do, we'll always have inflation defying excellent BBQ lineups for you 🤤
Starting at Kes. 300
Hit us up +254 743 142080
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@Kimuzi_
Guys may I suggest you open a paybill which will run for as long as the fight will run?
We need to understand that we are in a war for our lives and there will be more casualties. That is the raw reality of war.
The paybill contributions will be split to the families of fallen
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Class, does the pressure creases or increase..?
Welcome to the 6th edition Kenya Pitmasters cookout. To book me call/ app +254 743 142080.
Also, plz follow this my new account. I lost access to
@nbibbqpitmaster
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That moment you slicing an order and you're there 🤤 wishing it was yours 😩
Lamb Ribs. Total 10 hrs cook time. Kes. 1,800 a kg.
They also feature in the lamb & Brilamb™ Tacos.
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Just a reminder that we run the best weekend feeding program in the city 🥹
Re: The Pitmaster platters for
2 - Kes. 1,800
4 - Kes. 3,200
6 - Kes. 6,400
Burritos - Kes. 300
Ring it in 0743 14 20 80
* Sides are costed separately
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About yesterday 😌
Call in yours now - we got that Texas Brisket, Lamb Ribs, Kuku, and industry shifting Tacos
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Last week we introduced the distinguished ladies and gentlemen barbeque to Amboseli Serena, and true to it's reputation, our Texas brisket is now the star meal at the prestigious international tourist lodge. We're very proud and humbled by this milestone and hope this
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If you are a man and you grew up with a present father believe me you don't know just how privileged you are.. And the sad bit is maybe you will never know 😏
I've foiled these at 7AM, by 11 they'll be out. If not anything else, that old man deserves a bite of this today
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You see there at the Excellent quick bites there there.., that's where it's at 😩😫😫
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TACOS TUESDAYS are with us
(And we forgot to post early lol)
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THE DAYS OF "BRISKET IS EXPENSIVE" ARE OVER..
If you are yet to taste our tacos, lemme give you the gist. They're loaded with our melt in mouth 14 hours smoked Texas brisket, cheddar, and select veggies. This very well balanced & filling pack should cost Kes. 500 lakini who are
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So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you another First: smoked Turkey 🦃
This is an exceptional bird enjoyed only during very special occasions with your very close circle. For best results, preparation takes upto 6 days so your order checks in a week early but if you forget,
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We know you deserve the best this life has to offer. We also know the economic quagmire we're all in currently. That's why we have come up with a mini version of this our unbelievably good star menu item - Texas brisket tacos: Kes. 300 only.
+254 743 142080
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Welcome to the weekend people. We have the distinguished barbeque lineup for all budgets
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It's that time of the week folks.. can you spot those 2 fat, huge briskets on the top rack? That's what you want on your taco.. ooh boy, we eating good this weekend Didi 🤤😩
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The intricate process of preparing for you some unbelievably good Texas brisket 😌
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Meanwhile Quarry road (river actually) drivers are on a much needed standstill protesting the dire situation of the road leading to and fro the source of Nairobi's construction materials.
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Ni kuwamalisa with these your new favourite Zakayo proof Smoked Lamb ribs.
Kes. 1,800 a kg.
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Weekends are for indulging in activities which remind you of your worth. You deserve some of this
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Those land shenanigans is the major reason why I'll be protesting on Tuesday.
#Rejectfinancebill2024
#FreecrazyNairobian
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If you plan to visit us plz avoid Quarry rd kabisa, unless you have a rhino charge suspension setup. Step on katani rd take a right at the end of it, followed by another right at the junction. We're 150 mtrs past Delta on the left. Otherwise we deliver country wide
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Remember the day of the week brethren, for verily I say unto thee, those who slumbereth shalt be overtaken by this buy 3 get 1 free offer every Tuesday.
#Tacotuesdays
#Texasbrisket
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The pressure is very much Creasing..
Verily I say unto thee, many shall come inboxing end of this month for an invite, but there shall only be tears and gnashing of teeth as they head over to kamakis..
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Imagine us believing a man who scrapped Linda mama to allocate Kes. 800m to "undisclosed expenditure" and equivalent amount to office renovation and billions to "offices" of their spouses has anything good in store for us.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Yhup, this the one amazing lady I've been using as my lab rat and she has been with us upto this point where we're now churning out knock out after another.. tunapenda wewe sana mami ❤️
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They finally arrived in the morning 🙂
Excellent quality lamb ribs. Now going in for 6 hours. They replace the boneless lamb at only Kes. 1,800 a kg.
They're also what will be featuring in our Lamb and Brilamb™ tacos.
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Chief there's only one way to cook Texas brisket and that's to smoke it for at least 14 hours using indigenous hard wood on an offset smoker.
What is a meemaw??
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Guys today afternoon we've had a small hitch named Kenya power 🤦🏿♂️ which has seriously affected our normal transmission leading to the delays in dispatch of your orders. The riders are just about to set off with your goodies. We regret very much the inconvenience
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How I wish I could afford to send the soldiers on the ground kesho some brisket burritos for the required energy to return teargas tins back to sender.. Like 100 to 200 pcs cut in half..
#RejectFinancebill2024
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And complete the brisket - Ribs - Chicken platter
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@AnthonySituma
Biggest issue leo ni kupata rider to town coz of the rain, otherwise what happens is we vacuum seal and rider lands in CBD within 25 mins, hands to the driver of the No. 1 express shuttle in line and it lands to you within 1 hour.
Kesho asubuhi plz call 0743142080
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@Cdarle
@princemill_
Buana prince unawacha princess aende na njaa during floods season heeh eh eh eh I wanda..
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I'll raise you two countries actually. Nigeria and India
Name a city you have ZERO interest in visiting👇
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Daddy twende home nimechoka kunusa gasoline na Pitmaster amedrop zile fire Tacos zao
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Thank you very much bro 😊
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Had carried a book for my working holiday in Amboseli but I've discovered a more interesting read
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How do you manage to cook up such nice brisket every single time??
Me: for starters, see that chimney? That's 99.9% clean mango & yellow acacia smoke. It will remain that way for the next 14 hours so let's talk tomorrow 11am
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@alexmwanzo
Truth is trading with Gok big shots is not advisable at all, in whatever sector you are in. I know of fundis who never got paid after completing an entire house..
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we? We ain't giving you excuses. Feel like a no cook Sunday? Got your gang dropping by to chill? Planning an upcoming birthday?
For only Kes. 300 each, we got you well sorted.
P.s - Guacamole is an extra option costed separate.
☎️/App 0743 142080
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If you are my guest this Sunday you aren't even ready is all I can tell you.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the 5th edition Kenya Pitmasters cookout.
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I really love how our farmers have responded to my beef farming call the last few years. My heart warms watching the growth of the industry in the last 4 years
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As bad as Gen Z 🔥🔥
💯 Zakayo proof at Kes. 300 only.
Ladies & gentlemen, The Pitmaster Tacos & Burritos
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@Adenya_E
@SydneyKeari
@alexmwanzo
Hi,
Plz reach out on +254 743 14 20 80 for inquiries about the August BBQ festival
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@squid_waard
Lol hapa tu? Just gang up with 3 to 5 of your jiranis kila mtu achukue 2 tacos alafu delivery for each comes to Kes. 150.. is what some chaps do.
Akili mtu wangu 😂
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Haha say no more mami
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All about that normal Saturday transmission 🔥🔥
3kgs lunch for a very distinguished family.
Remember that we have the insane Burrito version of this very same Texas brisket at only Kes. 300
What's you waiting for?
☎️+254 743 142080
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There are gaps in our market and I have 2 ideas but the business environment in this country is so hostile that one just tires every time you think of execution. This place gives one nil incentives and every reason not to even bother
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The people I market to understand my communications very well. Perhaps you should just stick to your smocha brands and avoid frying your brain for a whole day trying to decipher the right and left of my messages.
@k_a_i_s_h
@Nbibrisketking
Wue... Okay...
Me nmeshindwa kuelewa... Hapa naachwa with more assumptions. Anyways, as you were.
Also, improve your marketing... You can start with asking random people if they exactly understand what your tweet meant..
My 2 cents
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Siet, you have arrested🔥
Standby
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@CaptainOchenge
Ati "ona sasa waaaaaiii"
Shikeni hizi brisket tacos na 300 bei ya jioni tumsaidie kupiga nduru 😭😭
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Finally we are fully Zakayo certified
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This is it folks. This is the tipping point. This is more than the Finance bill. We can't even get to 2027, that's too far. Ruto and his ilk go NOW. If you are a coward step back and get behind behind yourself..
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Kenyans, do you actually understand how evil someone has to be to sell to you fake fertiliser? Does the magnitude of that evil really register with you?
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If you are a millennial and kesho you will just watch your children go head to head with the same rogue police force that beat up and killed your parents under the instructions of Moi, while trying to make a Kenya that works for us all, SHAME ON YOU.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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What has your wife served you today??
Well, Texas brisket & matoke glazed with Gnut sauce from mine 😌😌
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I will be there no matter what
Tuesday will be the biggest protest in the history of Kenya.
Hapa hakuna cha tribe, hakuna class. Its all of us young Kenyans coming together and telling this regime we are simply fed up.
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The lens by which we view Saturdays & Sundays 🤺🔥
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@rehemamk
@nbibbqpitmaster
Very good question Rehema, and it's a quagmire we've been deliberating over for a while now. Currently you can only stick with your chosen Pitmaster, due to obvious reasons (costs). One can't start feeding strangers when his/ her guests have paid for their meals
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their pitch forks coz I never broadcasted about the 5th edition which took place last month, and that's coz I was fully booked way earlier. As I type this, I'm 60% booked for the 6th edition which will be way bigger than all the prior ones. My number is +254 743142080
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The "digital wankers" have suddenly become "our children"
Ah how times change so quickly nowadays 😏
This warrants a comprehensive response.
CJ, you will be familiar with the anti-corruption campaign mantra that corruption hurts the poor. These protests are telling us that the chickens have come home to roost. 1/n
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While you're here if you know somewhere I can get Sichuan peppercorns plz point me the direction
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Mzee??
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