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Malaysian discovers foreigners aren't as obsessed as they are with religion.
Bukan Shah Rukh Khan baru balik dari umrah December lepas? Terkejut kita.
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This the type if shit that made PewDiePie say he wouldn't return to Malaysia.
Camera pecah & kereta pun kena serbu. Member pissed off. Ada bau bau dia takkan datang sini dah ni 🤣
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"Shamsul Yusof made Mat Kilau because he cares about melayu." Bitch he doesn't even care about his wife and kids.
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MALAYSIA MENTIONED 🐯🐯🐯 RAAHHHH 🐅🐅🐯🐯. WHAT THE FUCK IS PENSION FOR PUBLIC SERVANTS 🐯🐅
Malaysia when there’s absolutely nothing at stake
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Some people shouldn't reproduce. Everyday I'm grateful amma smacked us whenever we misbehaved in public.
Yang ada anak kecik la bungkus makan kat rumah. Kenapa pula orang yang takde anak kena paham perangai anak korang. Lol
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Taking stage sampai speechless. Lepastu move on cari crush lain
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Damn I be contributing to Twitter drama. I was having fun here tweeting like a dumbass but NO.
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Bodoh. Some people would kill for this food.
YB Hanafiah Mat, Exco Terengganu, dia cuba nak perlekeh Menu Rahmah tapi sebenarnya telah menghina rezeki daripada Tuhan…
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Dey why the fuck still got some fellas mistaking me as Malay?? Do I look like I have no worries because the bumiputra system has my back at all times??
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And who the fck said using "Sakai" and "Jakun" as adjectives is acceptable???? Stop normalising racism da pe punda
Dia macam the word "SAKAI" lah. Sakai tu nama orang asli. It was not a slur.
Back in the days, KELING was never even a slur. Hence why people back then used the phrase "bahasa keling".
Yall dunno your own history ah?
The indian just learned their history be like:
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Indian aunties be thicc af talking about "Grab another idly, don't be shy". Damn aunty,you better stfu before I grab your idly.
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"Do men even grieve?" NO,they drive 440kms to watch their local team get whooped and scream at the referee instead.
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Who the fuck looks at feet and goes "mmmh yes,that makes me horny"????
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Why do they keep lying to themselves?
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Inverting from LB isn't as easy as it seems.
Calm 5-2 win tho 😉
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Just saw Faisal Halim score 2 headers lmao. Disappointed Darren Lok didn't play, but we collect +3 and we move.
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"makcik got 3 landed house" ok but their kids are probably working in Shah Aley. Stfu
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Black people call each other the N word. Your nose will still bleed if you call them the N word
@kucingberkuasa
@zieFajeaux
@malaygentleman
@ayividinihsrad
Ada je, my friends india dengan india panggil keling kalau carut. U just live in your own bubble
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NAWWWW THIS THE NASTIEST "THIS YOU" I'VE SEEN ON TWIDDA 😂😂😭😭
Isn't prostitution illegal under the Sharia Law in Malaysia? Masa hisap konek India tak pikir pasal smelly geng langgar lari main mercun kat ppr yadayadayada kan. Mau jugak konek india.
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India buat Nasi Kandar Babi 😡
Melayu buat "Soju halal" 😆 😋
Apparently, thanks to this illiterate dumbfu)k, some Malays are review bombing this shop on Google with negative reviews. As a fellow good citizen, please review bomb this shop with POSITIVE REVIEWS so that these idiots don't ruin someone's business FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING
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I don't even celebrate raya but if I hear the ALAMAKKK song one more time, we skipping straight to raya haji.
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Noob. Tak reti pakai side mirror
When guys are reversing up the car, they suddenly put their one hand on the headrest behind you so that he can turn around... Safety is sexy and attractive.
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After years of asking for McD in Raub, we're finally getting one. IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN GENOCIDE
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To the guys who claim they support Palestine but ask us minorities to "balik negara sendiri", I'm taking notes
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What a flex sia. She can go to school and tell her friends she's anak raja now 😂
Raja Permaisuri Agong berkenan menjadikan seorang anak istimewa dari Sarawak, Missclyen yang dilahirkan dengan wajah berbulu lebat akibat sindrom congenital generalised hypertrichosis (CGH).
Bila baca isi Surat yang menggunakan Bahasa Istana tu macam susah juga nak decipher ya?
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Hi miss, do you need another son?
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Everything also confusing for these ustaz pundes. The word "daging" also confusing for Hindus. You got see us protesting ah??
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Perempuan: "haha laki tk reti beli barang rumah"
Also perempuan: "Beras 2 tan"
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Appa woke me up all excited to tell me he saw bruno Fernando's crying 😆. What a man.
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I think it's fair to say Fahmi Reza and his efforts to educate the 1st time voters are the true winners of this PRU.
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"Orang Pahang ke?? Kenapa tak nampak mcm org Pahang pun?"
Me:
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No python will enter my room because there'll be a bigger python (in my pants)
SUMPAH SCARY 😭 KALAU AKU MAYBE AKU BAKAR JA RUMAH SEKALI DENGAN ULAR-ULAR TU.. WTF?! TRAUMATIZED SIEL ULAR SEBESAR TU KAT CEILING RUMAH.. EVEN THOUGH THOSE SNAKES DAH KENA TANGKAP PUN, I WILL DEFINITELY NOT GONNA LIVE IN THAT HOUSE FOREVERMORE! 😳😏
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Our suai kenal with makcik dema was after 10:45 p.m. Hungry mfs know makcik the best
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Almost painful to watch a team be so passive on and off the ball. It's the WC final not Liga Anak Raub ffs
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@scarytapir
@redzuanNewsMPB
Nations league games to be scrapped. Therefore, there'll only be 8 international friendlies per country instead of the normal 22 games in a calendar year.
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"Because I can". He's the realest mf in the room
“Nak bawak perubahan kepada dunia” mf think he is Boboboi 😭
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I trust Islam bro. we just don't trust you.
Abdul Hadi Awang berjanji kepada orang bukan Melayu, parti Islam itu tidak akan meminggirkan mereka jika menang PRN 12 Ogos ini.
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Funniest thing is how she keeps on repeating "I didn't know you're on twitter". How is it okay to post that screenshot even if the men there aren't on twitter???
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That adults knew everything. Look at me know. Adult and dumb as shit
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Since democracy is dead,I suggest we choose the next PM with a Wakanda style battle royale.
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Liverpool fans calling Man Utd shit whilst counting on them to help their title charge lol
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This game literally changes the way you watch football matches kut.
Husb aku suka main game yg football manager tu. Citer dia kenapa benda tu pon boleh jd game jzndndndndndndnddmxmxn like pebenda sial fefeeling manage football team hsbdndnnd aku x faham sjdndnndkdd
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MY BRO DEADASS GOT ME AN ARSENAL AWAY KIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY SKJSKSJSK💥 🤯
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Oppan heimer
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No way mans did it to be called "random stranger" 💀😭
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I just had someone ask me which way is the kiblat? Brother do I look like I pray?? 😭
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What a Singaporean can do for us. I'm in tears brev
Betul la orang cakap, keharmonian bilik persalinan tu penting dalam bola sepak.
Sri Pahang top 3 Liga Super dengan rekod tanpa kalah 🔥
@ASTROARENA
#DEMILIGAKITA
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Remember everyone calling me out saying "takde larangan untuk practice agama korang pun"??
A group of Muslim residents from Taman Medan, Petaling Jaya, has raised discontentment over the “unexpected approval” of a Hindu temple construction project in their housing area.
Full story:
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Daddy issues be daddying
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Some of us were raised in such a way that kalau parents bagi pilih, it's a luxury. So keep it simple and stop making our lives harder than it already is.
jangan cakap "nak ke?" sebab jawapan dia memang akan jadi "hmm takpelah".
ini adalah script:
makanan -
"sedap tu, ambiklah satu, i pun nak rasa jugak."
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"cute macam you. ambiklah satu i belanja."
pakaian -
"eh warna tu kena la dengan you. you suka yang mana?"
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Used to read a dictionary because Mr.Azriq gave extra marks for "bombastic words" in our essays.
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I know villains aren't there to be idolised BUT this man deadass HAS 3 WIVESSS and cares for 67 PEOPLE in his family??? IDC I WANT TO BE HIM!!
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From now on, I'm celebrating every goal Emi Martinez concedes like an Arsenal goal.
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Mcmni dik, aku gi jugak kenduri kahwin member aku kalau dia serve lembu. Tapi aku pandai mind my own damn business.
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Women be playing life on the easiest difficulty. Also, imagine working long hours in f&b to layan shit like this.
Tips nak dapat shawarma free dekat kedai shawarma Bukit Bintang 😂
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Atheke na kudichi ondiya sethu poiduven. Win-win
Boys who never drink,will get a beautiful wife ...
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Imagine being so great they make up rules to beat you lmao
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Lewis Hamilton's role in giving us one of the greatest seasons in F1 history 👏🐐
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I like to mess with non Indian vendors who sell vadai. It's fun seeing them stutter when you ask them "Kuih apa ni kak?"
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Wouldn't a smaller frying pan do the trick?
Finallyyyy jumpa jugak hack untuk jimat minyak masak. Plus point, less kuali for us to basuh nanti😭✊
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People born in 1999 are
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FUCKING DEPRESSED. Let that sink in.
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