Natalee Holloway’s Burner
@NataleeH0lloway
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DM & ask where I was Jan 6,2021… | Neighborhood troll in the Ring App | Mimosa Deleter | #1 YELP Dive Bar Handicap Stall Reviewer | 📞⬇️ | #StillSearching🐦💋🐦
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Joined June 2023
L8te night TAP IN - 2 Leg Parlay:.1) Get the troops home (-1250).2) Tongue the alphabet between her legs (+969). 854.$250 win $2,135
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Just drove past this. AT&T tower caught on fire. No service for AT&T phones throughout Houston area (Location intersection of FM 529 and Bofa Dr) @abc13houston @ATT @KHOU
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🙂↔️24 oz Coors Light and some Car Keys🙂↔️. 🙂↔️24 oz Coors Light and some Car Keys🙂↔️
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Road home after Easter Lunch; good luck to anyone on I-45
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Shark Tank stock since this moment 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
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Torn ACL ain’t holding me back from a Hump Day bag lady dial up 💼 🙆🏼♀️. 📞⬇️
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Getting the boyz home 🫡🫡🫡🫡 (Only American Troops obvi)
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We got a sink yack!!!!!!!!. Let’s finish this bender strong 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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“Did he just pull his worm out after making a birdie?”
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Yall mind if I Tap In and get ratchet at the Flamingo l8te night?
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The girl I made out with on Freshman Spring Break just got engaged……
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Turn the heater on mom! It’s so cold in here it’s snowing in the guest bathroom 📞⬇️.
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Sports Center needs to bring back the “Coors Light Cold Hard Facts” a ~6 Pack of question~ segment 📞⬇️
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See you soon Grandpa! …….
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Welcome to the North Pole Mom and Dad ! 📞⬇️
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Bird just Door Dashed crepes (and yes we have Door Dash Pass and saved if anyone was curious) then Zelle requested me ?. Who tf uses Zelle.
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@icebergs1mpson Nah I’m fingering your abusive mother while taping in and getting the troops home. You can ask her…. Oh wait she’s dead !!!. YOU GOT MOSSED 😮😮😮😮😮🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨.
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Went to local park to pop off on some hoops. There’s an African American Gentleman here blaring rap, shirtless and wearing a Duragg…….I’m wearing a Seaside shirt and New Balances. Asked him to play 1v1 for the aux #WhiteBoySummer
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Finally that damn dog is on a leash!! .📞⬇️.
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New Year’s resolution off to a hot hot hot start:. 1) Get Down to 180 lbs so I can have eye contact missionary with Miss 🐦 . 2) Get All The Troops Home ! (4.5 Topo hard seltzers and mio lemonade📞⬇️). #🪖➡️🏡
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This hangover has me jealous of Grayson Murray rn.
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Kyle doesn’t win this white boi goin 6 feet deep ❌🧢
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Bookmarking this instead of liking so it won’t show up on my Birds’ feed….stay vigilant friends.
It’s the first day of May but I’m very clearly ready for Christmas with today’s fit 😂
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Me waking up in my childhood bedroom Top Bunk and talking to my Mother while ~only~ in a Jimmy G Raiders jersey and Chick Fil A sauce on my face after blacking out at my sisters 32nd Bday dinner
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The glazing for this guys @icebergs1mpson dead abusive home wrecking mom is unreal but hey; let’s Tap In and have a good Saturday boyz
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Bird Watch update 🐦🐧🐤: . Miss Bird 🐦 has an injured wing….has yet to leave the bed 🪺 since Afties ended early Sunyay Morning. And if she doesn’t come downstairs by Noon I’ll be using her HSA card to uber eats me a Jersey Mikes #43 to the dome 📞⬇️.
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It’s Monday, I’ve waiting long enough to Tap Innn
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Wet lunch, sorry not sorry Boss (aka Dad) 📞⬇️
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Yall don’t mind if I Ctrl+Alt+Del a few do yall? 📞⬇️
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Put Aburg and Robby Mac back on my TV CBS libs 📞⬇️
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In AMERICA we just put fingers in drinks to get our USA Troops Home .#🪖➡️🏡
The Israeli Olympic team is NOT allowed to wear their #BringThemHome pins at the #PARIS2024 Games. But that sure didn't stop Israel’s swimmers from forming words and symbols like these🎗️✡️ during practice.
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A Conflict the Founding Fathers could have NEVER predicted ……. We committing Premeditated Goonicide in: . A) Demar “Deep Fake” Hamlin. Or . B) Taylor’s Boyfriend ~RED~ Edition
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Get the Troops home, they want green beers too
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Oop looks like Miss Bird 🐦just committed Tax Fraud! 📞⬇️. Suck it Jerome Powell @federalreserve . #HSAlunch
Bird Watch update 🐦🐧🐤: . Miss Bird 🐦 has an injured wing….has yet to leave the bed 🪺 since Afties ended early Sunyay Morning. And if she doesn’t come downstairs by Noon I’ll be using her HSA card to uber eats me a Jersey Mikes #43 to the dome 📞⬇️.
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Just texted a buddy Happy Birthday (Full blown heart strings text) …. not his bday… it’s in February
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Nothing is certain but…. Death at 29, Taxes, and mega boner for Sharks ml L8te night 📞⬇️
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If this doesn’t mean I’m back, idk what does 📞⬇️
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Miss Bird 🐦 is refusing to spit on me. I’m so pissed wtf women. Just spit on me 📞⬆️.
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Car Wash Beer the best beer ??? I’ll hang up and listen 📞⬇️. #🪖➡️🏡
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Fred Van Vleet lines up and “NOTHING BUT NYLON!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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In this house….we’re a Big Noon Kickoff Family 📞⬇️
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Alert the media, I’m back and so are the troops 📞⬇️
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Good luck to any bouncer who tries to control me tonight 📞⬇️
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Death, Taxes, and me getting my cheeks clapped by Charlotte 📞⬆️
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Same vibes
Crazy to think this was just a few years ago and now they’re both gone 😔🕊️☝️
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Here. We. Go!!!!! Kyle Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sunyay agenda:. - Slap church at 8:30 am.- Waddle home in the Rova with 3 bottles of Korbel .- Post up in the crib playing Sims 4 while simultaneously deleting mimosas and watching football till bird makes me go to bed at 9 pm .📞⬇️.
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“Things that make the group chat ‘go cray’ for $500, Alex”
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It’s a QB sneak my own bottomless mimosa type Saturday morning.
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No homo; driving home buzzed from golf with a Bud Light Lime tall boy; watching Caitlin Clark on the Cock w/ one of my eight iPads.
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You like that shit white boi?!? & I’m in the clock! Suck it Dad (I mean boss) 📞⬇️
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“Put the coffee down!! Coffee’s for closers!”. “Well first off ~Dad~, it’s a mimosa; and you’re about to pay me a PHAT commission on this deal my friend” 📞⬇️
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If my Mother found out what I did last night……she’d def have my Dad fire me .📞⬆️.
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*Translate to English*. “🪵”.
📸 | Más fotos de Taylor Swift en el partido de hoy.
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Tap In for 76ers moneyline 📞⬇️.(also, the bag lady has delivered 💼)
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Y’all don’t mind an Applebees Tap in, do y’all? . #🪖➡️🏡
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If I’d said it once I’ve said it twice a billion…. 🐓🐔🐓 ”PECK PECK PECK” 🐔🐓🐔. #🐔⬇️
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@alex_pretelini @abc13houston @ATT @KHOU Corner of FM 529 and Bofa Deez Nutz in ur mouth !!!!! Suck it loser !! You got MOSSED !!! 🤩😍😎🤩😍😎.
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Oops I showed my rich and white ness again 📞⬇️
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Based on credit worthiness bottom quarter, as a football player 12th.
Where would you rank Lamar Jackson on the NFL top 100 players list today?.
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They just hit Riley Strain in the head with a goal post !!!!!.
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Gave her 4.5 minutes, a towel and I dipped. Be a shame if her texts turned green.
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My girl has all the Bs.Bird, Balcony, and Bag.
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Hunter Biden just showed, if your rich enough and white enough; like does not suck 📞⬇️.
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Really wouldn’t mind a belly button pierced trashy bird spitting on me rn.
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