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"The more traditionally masculine side of Christianity enjoys CROSSING SWORDS with hostile secular worldviews. So, as long as Christianity appeals to the emotional, therapeutic, interpersonal, relational areas, it’s not going to appeal to men as much as to women." -Nancy Pearcey
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The Chosen is far more offensive than a Christian ad with Johnny Cash's middle finger.
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Let's start a list: Tim Keller Owen Strachan Neil Shenvi JD Greear Matt Chandler Josh Buice Scott Aniol Ed Stetzer Bart Barber Brent Leatherwood Russell Moore Phil Johnson Feel free to add to the list.
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Let's be done with regime theologians. Their function is to shame you for caring about things you should obviously care about for the ends of your political enemies. As long as there is sin in the world, there will be regime theologians—but you don't have to listen to them.
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@JoelWBerry It's time to mute Joel Berry.
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@AtheistTakes First of all this meme is a strawman. Secondly, getting drunk and engaging in incest is something atheists celebrate this month.
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I'm a Mormon. But, I believe J.Smith was a fraud & a liar. I don't believe the Father was ever a human. I don't believe Lucifer is the spirit brother of Jesus. I believe the golden tablets never existed. I believe Jesus Christ is the eternal God...but, I'm still a Mormon, right?
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@ThomLately @JesusMetal1689 Christians don't conserve society by promoting our own brand of filth.
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@DavysNephew Right, and what the Mormons believe isn't Christian.
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@smashbaals The Hebrew Roots/Torah Observant movement is merely Jewish cosplay for Gentiles.
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@Muadib096 @Alphafox78 Not one dog is worth a human life.
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These insufferably effeminate theologians need to be retired or mocked to scorn. They are a scourge on the Church. These moral busybodies never sleep because their pietistic, self-righteous pronouncements are done for your own good.
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"We have no place of our own." Yes we do. It's called the Heavenly Jerusalem.
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@JoelWBerry That "idea" is completely Western & completely Christian. It grew out of the geographical location of America. Bringing in a flood of foreigners ethnically, religiously, and philosophically different than our founding WILL destroy this "idea" that is Western, Christian America
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@AtheistTakes "Need" is the wrong word.
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@HwsEleutheroi @REHuffman6 A Muslim who is about to rape and behead your daughter does not need the Gospel at the moment. He needs a bŭll€tt to the brain.
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It's a shame that the actor who potrayed the real hero of the Lord of the Rings, Samwise Gamgee, has sold his soul to Mordor and become Gollum. Now he is campaigning for Sauron. He has sworn to serve the Master of the Precious.
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Well that does it, I’m hitting the Campaign Trail. #Astin4Harris
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@OKCNightCourt @DustyDeevers Abolish abortion! Then abolish pornography!
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@ryanschatz @MikeWingerii Yes. Egalitarians are in open rebellion against God, so their rebellion should be opposed loudly.
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@KatinOxford I just gave @JoshDaws a follow for that based post!
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How Christians fill the earth with the Gospel is by birthing and discipling their children (i.e. being fruitful and multiplying) not by missionary work.
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@ostrachan Strachan proving himself to be an effeminate theologian over and over again.
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@WWUTTguy That women are allowed to vote is itself a judgment of God. If you take away a woman's vote, no Democrat would have ever been elected since 1950.
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Your IVF children are not legitimate arguments for continuing that evil practice. That God’s grace is greater than your wickedness is no reason to continue your wickedness.
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@ScottAniol These insufferably effeminate theologians need to be retired or mocked to scorn. They are a scourge on the Church. These moral busybodies never sleep because their pietistic, self-righteous pronouncements are done for your own good.
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@carol66944 @Brian_Sauve Does your husband know you're causing trouble on Twitter?
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Is full preterism and dispensationalism equally garbage?
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@stevemarusich If you have effeminate friends who are offended by the muscular Christianity of Moscow, you need to break off the friendship. Your sons are most likely not safe.
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@TheCatholicEngr @TheBabylonBee The idolatry of Mary has got to stop.
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@exanxc It is written,“‘Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.’” God's Word is of primary importance.
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@PuritanTruths Not only did he double-down, but he insulted American Christians as well.
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@tweetraychang Now do this one. Tell us how Jesus would have overturned tables because the Biden regime is desecrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Do it or forever shut up about Trump.
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@TRussHunter @L0rdRevan_ Being able to admit the truth is the first step to your recovery.
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@VCITW Next time someone asks her that she should respond "Don't you wish you could enjoy the reward and freedom of being a SAHM?"
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Ray Ortlund Gavin Ortlund Paul David Tripp Ligon Duncan
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Homosexuality is becoming disgusting again and you're black-pilling?
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Joaquin Phoenix has dropped out of a gay romance movie five days before filming was set to begin, with a source telling Variety that he got “cold feet.” Sources tell Variety that his role cannot be recast, the crew is now out of work, and losses could exceed seven figures.
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@gavinortlund Begg's encouraging the grandmother to participate in idol worship IS A BIG DEAL. Begg was gently rebuked. He called his brothers who rebuked him "Pharisees who can't make 2 and 2 equal 4." His arrogant defiance deserves a swift and stern rebuke from faithful men.
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@cdgarlock Ausländer Raus! They are not just ethnically different. They are not Americans. We do not want millions of the refuse of the third world--who do not want to assimilate--living among us.
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Those aligned with the Anti-Christ on this "Christ is King" discussion sure do make strange bedfellows.
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@RevSarahLocke Uh...pronouns in the bio (rebellion against God's image), pretending to be a woman pastor (rebellion against God's prohibition of female leadership in the Church)...Nah. Your suggestion is disregarded.
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@_matthewpearson It really is time to repeal the 19th.
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@megbasham I'll go farther. Keller preached a false gospel. He said Whites owed non-whites because they benefitted from injustice done by others. Instead of allowing Christ to impute His righteousness onto Whites, Keller imputed the sins of others onto them. That is the anti-Gospel.
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@LigonDuncan This post seems very passive aggressive.
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Back from Twitter Jail for posting this and my first act back on Twitter is to post this:
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@WWUTTcom Not a salvific issue, but it is the right position, and, thus, the "Christian" position.
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@MargoCatholic @TheBabylonBee Your Mary idolatry is disgusting.
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@tracker_deep A new generation is starving for tradition and does not want to be indoctrinated into progressivism.
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@TheJollyBrawler @AniseNot The same as short Covid only the mental illness lasts longer.
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@drmoore "Christian" National Socialist Russell Moore thinks Christian Nationalism is evil and distracts from the Gospel. So, he promotes his evil After Party to move the country left. His leftist brand of "Christian Nationalism" is Satan's counterfeit of biblical Christian Nationalism.
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@JohnFea1 What's happening to the French family? They became apostate and now the Church is treating them like unbelievers? Sounds pretty based to me.
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@DrJoeBoot Let's not overlook the arrogance of the snarky elder in this dispute who is neither humble nor teachable.
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@Protestia I hope this doesn't sound condescending, but I am so glad God rescued me out of the superstitious Charismatic fraud.
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@ihopkc "Come to IHOPKC for the false theology. Stay for the sex and financial scandals."
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@TommyLavinTST @satanic_temple_ @satanistsnd Yet you support the butchering of children in the womb? Yeah, no one needs to take moral advice from those who do the bidding of demons.
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@Protestia What I look for in these situations is repentance. "Encountering the love of God" is not the mark of a Christian. Repentance is.
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@ConallGulban The all-too-common species of the emasculated American male.
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@timkellernyc Tim Keller's Thirdwayism was nothing but a tool to infiltrate the Church with the false gospel of Marxism.
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"To save Middle Earth, I'm voting for Sauron." - @DavidAFrench
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@dgh5391 This opinion brought to you by your effeminate, sissified seminary specializing in MDivs.
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@yargkabarg So, you're saying that a Mormon who rejects the core tenets of Christianity is not a Christian?
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@WokePreacherTV I discarded NT Wrong a long time ago when I found out he rejects the penal substitutionary atonement. If you get PSA wrong, you're bound to get other things wrong, too.
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@KatinOxford Sounds like Josh Daws got the context and application correct. Perhaps you should put down Jen Hatmaker's and Rachel Held Evans' books for a while to cleanse your mind.
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Christian, it's not good enough for you to not be a sodomite. You have to be radically anti-sodomite.
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@AlanMyron @AdamLowisz @MsBlaireWhite You guys are morally depraved.
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@Protestia Nervous about preaching God's Word but not nervous about violating God's prohibition of a woman preaching?
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@Kdubtru @RebeccaAVelo As opposed to your black woke fragility?
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@NeilShenvi Does ethnic partiality include hiring an "African-American" 7 over an "Anglo" 8?
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@Jon_Damascus Nah. The Chosen is trash.
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@dms2262 Wrong. God "told" Dallas Jenkins that The Chosen is going to be the "definitive portrayal" of God's people and that He wasn't going to allow Jenkins to "screw it up."
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@DGrantGaines These "attaboys" for JD Greear have the feel of astroturf. All the underlings for sale have gotten their marching orders and are penning these nauseating love letters to the Big Eva Wolf.
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I find it hypocritical that a ministry that put out a video with Johnny Cash's middle finger would object to WBS imagery.
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@cdgarlock I'm a racist. Now what? Your accusations have no power anymore. I don't care if you call me a racist. America is for Americans. Wanting to keep America free of foreign invaders is noble.
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Ray Ortlund is not a brother in Christ...Neither is David French.
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@HonestYPTweets @megbasham This post is the kind of inane Thirdwayism that Tim Keller has poisoned the Church with. People infected with Kellerism now cannot abide criticizing left without punching right. It feels "unbalanced" to them.
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@FromHappyRock @merelyjwright @wingfeathersaga @AngelStudiosInc Well, count me out for introducing my children to your garbage. Hard pass.
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@thatbrian_again @HonestYPTweets @Crusares7 I was in my (former) church's eldership training track when I expressed serious concerns about our church's affiliation w/ Acts29 & use of TGC, Keller, Tripp, Duncan effeminate materials. The subtle, behind the scenes efforts/gaslighting to prevent my confirmation began.
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@benzornes @TJSumpter Idolatry of the Jews is really effeminate.
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🎶 When we say 'Christian Nationalist' we mean it's gooder than transin' kids🎶
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"With a name like Dusty Deevers, you should be writing country music, not statements on Christian Nationalism." -- @philvischer and the hosts at @HolyPostPodcast Little did they know, after two hours on 6-string, my country music debut single... "GOODER THAN TRANSING KIDS"
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@timkellernyc I'm happy to see Keller's Thirdwayism and Marxist false gospel being exposed. Keller was a hireling, a false shepherd who preached the anti-Gospel. Instead of allowing Christ to impute His righteousness onto Whites, Keller imputed the sins of others onto them.
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@SamuelHolden_ When we close our eyes, let us repent and seek forgiveness for our sins. Perhaps God will be gracious to us and give us our home again when we open our eyes!
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@Protestia As Francis Schaeffer said in A Christian Manifesto that their liberal/progressive "Christianity" is nothing but secular humanism in religious terms.
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Somewhere James White is typing out a post that insists Trump should just preach the Gospel to his would-be assassins.
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@ERLC The second best news. The first best news would have been an announcement that the ERLC will be permanently disbanded.
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@RCallahanWaco Nothing like stumbling your way into truth by mocking what you don't understand, huh, Robert? But, go ahead and get your understanding of womanhood from apostates and other fake Christian Progressives like Du Mez and KSP.
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@populistbulldog @FromKulak @_kruptos Christ is Lord! You will bow your knee to Him.
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Christian Zionism is a false religion with an idolatry of Israel.
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@SeanAstin It's a shame that the actor who potrayed the real hero of the Lord of the Rings, Samwise Gamgee, has sold his soul to Mordor and become Gollum. Now he is campaigning for Sauron. He has sworn to serve the Master of the Precious.
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Well that does it, I’m hitting the Campaign Trail. #Astin4Harris
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@RettCopple Passive, effeminate men. Loud-mouthed women.
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@CTmagazine @drmoore The Church would do itself a favor if it finally and authoritatively held that Christianity Today is an apostate organization.
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@Catholicizm1 That's a strawman. The world defies God's creation mandate through abortion, homosexuality, transgenderism, and celibate priests and nuns. Chastity until marriage is noble. Chastity instead of marriage is evil.
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@piratechristian When a stranger invades your land, deport him.
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@profntwright @kkdumez @mbird12 I wrote off N.T. Wright a long time ago when I read he rejects the penal substitutionary atonement, calling it a pagan concept. Having a pervert as a co-author & a fake Christian like Du Mez endorse the book, N.T. Wright is further demonstrating he is outside the Christian faith.
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@sethweathers @HulkHogan It's time to give Ultra Right Beer the Bud Light treatment.
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@WokePreacherTV @godcountrymovie @robreiner Francis Schaeffer is proven right again. "[W]hat their liberal theology really is is humanism expressed in theological terms...." (A Christian Manifesto) The liberal theologian will always side with the secular humanist on any issue.
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@coogi_nation88 @canonpress Moscow thinks retweeting criticism is "edgy."
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It is possible to hate the Post-War Consensus and despise Hitler at the same time.
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@GarbageChief I have 5 children I'm looking forward to meeting in eternity.
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@dmichaelclary It's not a church. It's a circus.
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@GMRench Talk about White fragility...I've never seen anyone more fragile about white heritage than the "weak gods" promoters of Moscow, G3, and Apologia.
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@thespearing The regents of Boomer church want to prolong their precious pluralistic liberalism that brought them to power and they do not want to yield power to their rightful King. "The rule of Gondor is mine!"
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@albertmohler I think we have identified one of Mohler's idols.
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