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When the university sends me study tips and wellness articles:
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I removed a fishhook from a patient’s hand last night and he came back and bring kingfish for me 😂
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Miss lady watch your tone because you don’t know me from nowhere
tomorrow is July for all those who said they’re starting gym “ next month for sure” in June
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How you driving a Swift and cya park? Just put the car in your pocket na
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- A West Indian Matriarch
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People don’t dislike sorrel, they dislike themselves and project it onto sorrel
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One minute you’re young, next minute you saying “humph the garbage truck pass early today boy”
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*Laughs in Lady Saw*
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My coworker is preggers and figuring out the best time to tell her mom. I tell her tomorrow is Indian Arrival, show her the ultrasound and tell her just now one more Indian arriving
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All this “I love your natural hair” talk. I hope you know I’s look like Popcaan when the night come
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Let me formally reintroduce myself
Naomi A.M. Johnson
Doctor of Medicine
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Me: My teeth are a little crooked, I should probably get Invisalign
*Checks Invisalign prices*
Me: I was made in the image and likeness of God and He don't make mistakes
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ITS TWO ISLANDS BUT WE’RE ACTUALLY ONE COUNTRY. THE BEST FOOD, MUSIC AND PEOPLE. ITS OUR 60TH JUBILEE INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATING THE END OF THE BRITISH RULE.
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Hideaway by Tessanne Chin is about 4/5 different genres altogether. Timeless classic. 10/10.
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Bills tore up my salary but I thank God that is not a booklist is not one of them 🙏🏾
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Grampa: It doh have no dress code in the polling station right? I could wear a short pants?
Me: You just can't wear anything PNM/UNC or from any party
G: I know that. 1956 they lock me up for that
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Chirren these days don’t know what it is to slide down and have to climb 40 days and 40 nights uphill in the wilderness to get back to the top 😫
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Not my Venezuelan neighbours playing loud loud Latin music today. IF ALLYUH DOH PUT ON SOME DENYSE PLUMMER EH
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Police in Trinidad don't have a race problem, they have an ignorance problem
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*answers phone*
Mom: why you sounding so? Like you now get up?
Me: I lying down
Mom: 🗣the world in a pandemic and you lying down??
Allyuh
ALLYUH
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No but you see when they gallon 😡
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Old Caribbean culture really pushed that ‘move to the States for a better life’ narrative
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I wish I was the President of Trinidad and Tobago cuz some days I just doesn’t feel to do nothing or talk to anybody
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NOT ME AND A PATIENT IN A FIST FIGHT MINS TO 2 CHRISTMAS MORNING WTMCCC
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Cut Elmo’s life into pieces, this is Elmo’s last resort
I’m in tears. This baker said she misread the customer text asking for a “Elmo” cake & instead made an “emo” cake but realized last minute & tried to improvise. Y’all 😂😂😂😂
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Trinidad and Tobago’s minimum wage is $17.50 and a Kiss bread is $15.50
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Together we aspire, together we geep
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*dome opening for ships*
Illegal immigrants: We go time it
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I saw 2 unauthorized Amazon purchases on my CC so I now upset, reported it, cancelled the card and made arrangements for a new card.
You know it was my mother. I-
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A pleasant good morning, let that pepper buss in the callaloo. Who cya take it, doh eat
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Reopen KFC. KFC is a bakery
Bread hadda bake for the zingers
∴ KFC = Bakery
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Thinking about all the women living with undiagnosed PCOS or Endometriosis because they think it's just severe period symptoms
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Well the way y’all handling Covid, we’ll see soon enough 🥴
Take away Jamaica and the Caribbean no longer exists
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Our retirement age is 65
Our national life expectancy is 74
Our PM is 73 and the opposition leader is 70
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Look at them in Barbados having fetes and brunches, going to the beach and enjoying life. They make me sickkk
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Don’t know whether to worry about covid, the hurricane or the election
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Can’t even explain the anger. Imagine you pass for this school, excel, make it to graduation only to be made to enter though a side entrance and collect your certificate after the ceremony because your hair is too long.
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If anyone looking for a job FCB needs employees. They never sent out an official ad but I on hold for 25 mins now and the bank line today was wrapped around the building so it hadda be that they short staff 😠
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Indian is not synonymous with UNC
Indian is not synonymous with Hindu
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“I live where you vacation”
But dem vacationing when we cya live
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Who rubbed the puncheon bottle and let the genie out?
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NB: not everyone who tested positive for Covid was irresponsible
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Me reading another dotish question from CNC3:
Should migrant children be allowed to attend schools in Trinidad and Tobago?
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Guardian Life supposed to be processing my insurance returns but they on tiktok making chow 😡
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Me: Siri where is the nearest restaurant?
Siri: yuh should be looking for the nearest gym yuh mampee
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Look between, look between. Doh lemme tell yuh what to look between
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Another case?? It must be all the rain cuz we know sunlight kills covid
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Annual plea to the general public to stop having unprotected sex with people with no HIV/STD status. It’s not a wild story to tell, it’s not funny, its not a phase you have to go through, it’s your life you’re putting in jeopardy. HIV is real. STDs are real. Make wise choices.
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4% increase in chicken
15-22% increase in flour
9% increase in bread
≈10% increase in general grocery items
0% increase in salary
Good morning T&T. Time to wake up 🌞
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Trinidad not built for social distancing. Some of our roads not even 6 feet wide
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*Me wearing scrubs*
*With a stethoscope*
*ID saying Dr.*
*Introduces myself as Dr.*
A male patient: Nurse!
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Corruption started in primary school with people giving front skip and back skip
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This is gonna go on for months they just gonna tell us 15 days at a time
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She used no obscenities
She didn’t lie
She didn’t accost you
All she did was speak her mind which you dismissed immediately
Soon as you’re too black and too vocal you looking for badness and is a PNM
LGE 2023:
A member of the public confronts Caroni Central MP Arnold Ram in Edinburgh 500.
Video by Rishard Khan.
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Sooo…
…y’all lock off traffic on Fredrick Street in the middle of a work day, to do a skit?
POS CITY POLICE SEND STRONG MESSAGE TO CRIMINALS
Port of Spain City Police sent a strong message to would-be criminals, during a tactical simulation-exercise this morning. The warning came during the first Mayor's Quarterly Inspection Parade. More in the TV6 NEWS @ 7pm.
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Women does be in the gym night and day working hard, eating clean and drinking water and cya see a cut but men could gym once, eat a fig and next week they have a 6 pack😒
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In the health center and a pregnant Venezuelan woman is sitting here all morning and hasn’t been seen because she doesn’t speak English. You wanna protest something, protest the lack of translators in the public facilities of a country which offered asylum to our neighbours.
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Me: mommy I’s a witch
Mommy: gyul doh even come round here with that witchcraft chupidness eh NOT 👏🏾 IN MY 👏🏾 HOUSE 👏🏾
#CaribbeanHogwarts
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Thinking your mother is done quarreling but then she brings it back up again
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I could say sumn? Half the people voting for PNM really don’t support the PNM at all but they’re just ensuring Kamla doesn’t get elected
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I saw the dustbin I want in Pricesmart for $549 then went right home and hang a plastic bag on the cupboard handle because I not able 😫
Before i go sleep, why are dust bins so expensive? Adulting is not ok
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Nicki saying contact Fayann or her mother like Trinidad is a small village and everybody know everybody. Meen know yuh mudda gyul.
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