Benne Idli
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The pic looks like all the Uncles are taking their nieces out for ice cream
HouseFull of Thrones ☠
Who Lives, Who Dies...Only the Script Decides 😱
#Housefull4
@Riteishd
@kritisanon
@hegdepooja
@thedeol
@kriti_official
@NGEMovies
@foxstarhindi
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I've been married 11 years and not even once has my husband missed out on saying 'Thank you!' for a meal I've cooked him.
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My maid missed her train, came back home, and caught me sipping chai with another maid.
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One of the best things about
#KhoGayeHumKahan
is its portrayal of strong platonic friendship amongst straight people from different genders. This is so rare.
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Real picture of Winterfell from space on Diwali night (captured by NASA)
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Swara Bhaskar being thought of as a '3rd grade soft porn actress' is the reason Bollywood produces the filth that it does!
This is the beauty of India, even a 3rd grade soft porn actress has freedom of speech to call a retired major gerenal of army a National Embarrasment👏🏻👏🏻
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@Incognito_River
That's the thing, I don't do that. I didn't even realize he was doing that until today. We had a fight today and were not speaking to each other but when we sat down for lunch, he still expressed his gratitude. That is when it hit me.
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In my last 2 years in MP, I have seen so much work happen at grassroots level. Swachch Bharat se leke rural electrification se leke roads se leke toilets se leke gas connections and all that. Iss sab ke bawjood if BJP loses there, we really don't deserve it.
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My husband has such a bad case of calling me 'Chhotu' that even if I die of old age, he'll say, "Awww! Mera chhotu budhape se mar gaya!".
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How am I just discovering Camila Cabello! She, hot!
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Are you even a real climate change activist if you're not doing this?
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Men and women are not equal. They've different strength and different weaknesses. Their anatomy and chemical compositions are different. Why can't we just celebrate each of their strengths instead of trying to become similar/ equal!
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What is this tweet about really?
I transited through
#istanbul
airport last month on my way to
#Miami
to be honoured by
@HMilkFoundation
SHOCKED to hear about terrorattack 💔
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Maid: 7 din ki chhutti chaiye, gaanv jana hai
Me: Wapas kab lautaugi?
Maid: 10 din mein
Me: Pehle toh bola 7 din ki chhutti chaiye
Maid: Chhutti 7 din ki chaiye, lautte lautte 10 din ho jayega
Me: 3 din work-from-home karogi?
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I slept with a bag of wafers last night. Does that count as cheating on my husband?
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Kaun hote hain wo log jinka depression mein weight loss hota hai! Mera toh din dugne raat chaugne ke hisaab se tarakki karta hai!
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I want to take a resolution to post a piece of positive information about the country on a daily basis
#365Days365Stories
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Like this tweet and I will tell you one thing I absolutely adore about you
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Grew up saying 'Saal Mubarak' and never giving it a second thought and suddenly somebody today says why not 'Nutan Varshabhinandan'.
Coz we weren't bigots growing up and I refuse to become one now.
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This Indore Mumbai Duronto is one sick train. Such spacious, much clean! Respect for work done by this Govt. keeps increasing everytime I visit the railway station.
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Do you sometimes feel like arranging people inside an elevator so as to maximize utilization?
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There are two types of people:
1. Those who bring back toiletries from hotels
2. Those who use their own toiletries in hotels
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#GullyBoy
is filmmaking at its absolute, absolute best. Zoya Akhtar is the biggest star of the movie. Her vision, direction, execution - everything topnotch. Can not find a single department that has faltered. Must, must, must, watch. Highly recommend 13/10.
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Sorry, how did this even become a RW v/s liberals discussion? And how did patriarchy come into play here?
Is it really this easy to convert any topic into a hate debate these days?
Little love and respect for the dead, maybe?
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Be like an Apple product. Never explain yourself to anybody. Those who REALLY want to get you, will get you.
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It was never about the naked, firm body. It was about the naked, vulnerable mind.
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*le scorpion:
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This is my Mom's WhatsApp DP and that's my hair at the bottom left. She cropped me off. I took this picture! It was my birthday!
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Please pay your maids/ gardeners/ drivers/ etc. for the month of April, even though they might not have provided services this month. Most of them rely on their monthly salaries to make ends meet and have now lost their source of livelihood due to an extraordinary circumstance.
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Almost always when a strong friendship is shown amongst people from opposite genders, one of them is either gay, or there are strong romantic undercurrents.
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Logo ka Instagram dekhke samajh nai ata ki inki life kaun sponsor kar raha hai
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Interviewer: How would you describe honey to somebody who's lost their sense of taste
Me: It tastes the way
@shreyaghoshal
sounds here
Finally, here it is: the full Jugalbandi of Arijit Singh and Shreya Ghoshal on the iconic 'Mere Dholna from Jamnagar at
#AmbaniPreWedding
event
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Name someone who clicks angrier pictures than I do. I'll wait.
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My Mom never gave me Maggi in my tiffin however much I pleaded. I understand and respect her wisdom today.
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Marriage:
"Itna bada ground floor hai. Itna bada first floor hai. Par tu mere muh ke upar aake hi khansegi."
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SRK said 'Jadoo teri nazar' but Jadoo was activated through 'Ohm Ohm Ohm Ohm'! Hence the resistance from Juhi Chawla!
#AppliedPhysics
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So, this stall vendor at Vadodara station, just offered me a complimentary cup of chai coz he overheard me telling my sister that I didn't enjoy the one I bought from his stall earlier ❤️
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@Trevornoah
Did it though? Trend more than the actual conflict? How self absorbed does one have to be to think and say that!
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Coz apparently there's something like
#sareetwitter
going on rn and I'm a sucker for trends!
#sareeswag
#NewProfilePic
#DPStory
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This is going to be an extremely difficult month for me. Please send good vibes 🙏
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Sex is an act of either putting something in or getting something put in to you.
When two males have sex, both objectives can be achieved.
When two females have sex, neither objective can be achieved.
This is the real patriarchy nobody is talking about.
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The greatness of a star should lie in how inconspicuous they can make themselves. While the real life overenergetic Ranveer has nailed the reel life understated
#GullyBoy
, the best scene has to be his intro. It takes you a second to actually realize that Ranveer is in the frame.
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2 din baad ye WhatsApp pe ayega
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Only in a Gujju train do you see kids eating soya sticks in a stainless steel plate
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The coolest blue you'll see this summer!
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I'm 40. Excited to get onto 50 and discover what else life has in store.
My peers could have achieved more or less than what I've, in their personal and professional lives. But my journey is my own. And it's been satisfactory so far. Will get back in case of any complaints.
I am a 27-year old scared of nearing to 30s.
You are expected to settle by then both personally and professionally.
The society will judge you on the basis of your net worth. Sadly people’s behaviour towards you will depend on that.
When you look at people younger than you
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My husband took my phone and commented 'Superb' on all my Insta pics from my account. How was your weekend?
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This
#NewProfilePic
is a misrepresentation of the fact that I'm 35 years old and weigh 67 kgs.
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No one can do musicals the way Bollywood can.
#LaLaLand
was an ant to
#JaggaJasoos
' giraffe.
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Mera pati dahej mein itna sona laya tha ki aaj tak nind puri nai hui by God
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You know you're rich plenty when you can put Salman Khan as a background dancer on an SRK song
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27 saal ho gaye lekin aaj tak Rukkumani ne nahin bataya ki shaadi ke baad kya kya hua
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When you go to a pani puri wala after 3 years and he still recognizes you ❤️
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Some of my closest friends are guys. They are the first ones with whom I share my most important life updates. They are there when I need them to be. They give me space when I need space.
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Went through an entire vacation without encountering any fellow Gujjus. That's a first.
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@ashfaqmiyaan
@Futhechi_saala
How does one make a tweet about the best Bollywood music and not include a single ARR album smh 🤷♀️
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How is this fucking city, filled with fucking startups, so fucking inefficient!!!
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*Buying junk jewelry on road*
Mom: How much?
Seller: Rs. 220
Me: Ask her to give it in Rs. 100
Mom: What will you do with the Rs. 120 you save?
Me: idk
Mom: She might use that extra money to pay her kid's school fee
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Things that Gujjus do on a 3-hour 'long' train journey that's preceded by breakfast and succeeded by lunch
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