Matthew Weaver
@NakedWeaver
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World Security Bureau public affairs chief.
Spokane, Wash.
Joined February 2011
"he's so insane for this" and it's just a man in glasses
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RT @Space_Bunzzz: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of…
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RT @SuitSentient: I'm not a fan of either team, but I'm still looking forward to going into Buffalo Wild Wings today with a universal remot…
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RT @kryzazzy: Interviewer: Tell me something you’re passionate about… Me: Well, this is kind of a hot take, but I’m pretty sure that if a…
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RT @MissSassbox: I'll start with my top 10 fumbles of all time. Y'all can add your own. I'll start (MY EXACT ORDER): 1. King Charles and P…
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RT @ben_edlund: You didn’t know u needed it but here it is just in time, your BIGFOOT HIGH FIVE!
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RT @matthewbdexter: @MayaCPopa Happy Birthday, Maya. Hope it was a beautiful and poetic day. Here's a poem for your birthday. 🎂 🎉🎊🎁🖤📚✨ Ma…
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