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@CynicalGinge @MrsKWilcox @sainsburys Hey @Sainsburys I bought some fish fingers in good faith yesterday, now I’m informed fish don’t even have fingers. Yours, Disgusted, of Ipswich.
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@Solly01 @kelvmackenzie The Sun pays him more than any ambulance driver to spout his bile, so he’ll continue to do so while he’s paid so handsomely. In his world the wallet rules. 💰
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@boddingtonboy @Peston @johnmcdonnellMP @SuellaBraverman Is that all you have? And btw, it may shock you to learn that unlike you, the vast majority of folk aren’t xenophobes or racists. Soz.
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Loved this. 💙 #itfc #fortuna
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This is what one good deed from @fullerflavour looks like when it turns into 420! With a wonderful matching gesture from @Official_ITFC to follow.
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@needtoknow_uk This government won’t stop until it’s squeezed every drop of blood from our #NHS It’s surely the most corrupt, greed-driven cabal the country has ever encountered. 💰
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@Vdweller @MatthewStadlen Understandable though…
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@ToddDForeman @katemdavo Indeed. Ten years ago it was the best healthcare system in the world, that was until it was INTENTIONALLY under resourced.
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@BeckettUnite They’ve even admitted as much.
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Leaving this here. #itfc
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@confidencenac @jessphillips …says woman, SHOUTING! on Twitter. 🤣
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@MaryRiddell ‘What PM could allow such a catastrophe?’. A Tory one, of course.
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@addicted2newz Oh Lee, you poor misled Mail reader. 🤣
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@scottygb @Just22deano She didn’t tweet this, of course.
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Briefly met George Edmundson earlier, he didn’t have a lot to say. Appeared quite chilled though. #itfc
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Health & Safety, anyone? 🤣
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@BladeoftheS It’s unlikely that this cabal would be willing to sack her.
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@spencermorgan93 Yeah! Let’s bring back a corrupt, lying, narcissistic, racist. It’s just what the country needs. 👍
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@SueSuezep Indeed.
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Even the sky’s the right colour. #itfc
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Anyone remember when Ed Miliband ate a sandwich the wrong way? #Blojo
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@GowTolson Oh dear, Mike. 🤣
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@NixJPayne Not in the EU we can’t, thanks your xenophobia and selfishness.
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The mother of all storms, and a nutter just walked past me on Upper Brook Street dressed in a thoroughly immaculate suit and tie! Kieran McKenna, take a bow. 💪
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@BeckettUnite I wonder why?
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@Lotto688Lotto @H8che @HollieTheCard @Femi_Sorry Her flag encrusted bio tells you all you need to know: ‘Brexit, love to travel’. 🤣
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R.I.P.
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Just when you think there’s no other reason to hate them. 😷
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@PolitlcsUK @BritReluctant They’re nothing more than greedy, narcissistic children, aren’t they? Grrr! 😡
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@PaulKirkby3 Biased against the Tories, really? 🤣
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@Teus56 @LeeHurstComic @markaustintv The irony is that had it not been for the vaccines you’d had earlier in your life, you may not be here today. But hey... you’re the virologist. 🥱
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@Joanna13071726 @ThatCorbynista Wrong. NZ utilised a localised track and trace system, as advised by its scientists. YOUR government ignored the very same scientific advice; spaffed £12billion of YOUR money on a centralised private system run by their mates from Serco... and failed! Remove the blue specs.
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Anyone else remember this slide in #ChristchurchPark #Ipswich ?
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@john4brexit Grow up John, you voted to trash the country. Own it. 👀
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@docrussjackson I just don’t understand why you guys think the #BBC is biased. 🤔
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@shahmiruk Hmmm. 🤔
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Dejected #itfc fans. May I suggest you head to Felixstowe, take a romantic stroll down the prom, chips in hand, and then go support @ITFCWomen who will brighten your weekend considerably. A welcoming bar also awaits, with dogs (and horses!) also welcome. @ItfcBluey @CrazeeITFC
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When our shiny new #itfc team enter the pitch on opening day, would it be considered inappropriate to sing, “Who the f*****g hell are you?” 😳
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@ErdmuteD @dannywallace @brewdog1950 It’s no surprise the likes of Maitlis, Mair, Marr, Goodall et. al, have since moved on.
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@Paul_Briley @IanLabour @BBCNews Hmmm… strange that. 🤔
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Pleased to report that five schools will now benefit from the #itfc match ticket initiative started by @fullerflavour Among them, many disadvantaged families and some ‘very excited’ children who’ve never been to a game before. Huge thanks to all concerned. 😘
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A request for those lucky enough to have tickets for Wembley tonight, PLEASE don’t boo the Italian national anthem. It’s an embarrassing and shitty thing to do but also, like much Italian music, the anthem is one of the most beautiful and passionate of any in the world. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇹
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@SteveCalveley @mikegalsworthy It’s an addictive, guilty pleasure. Love it.
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@Haggis_UK Rishi Sunak: We will bring forward emergency legislation in order to finally cement our position as a fascist regime. Wave yer flags. 😡
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@sebastianconway Why would the Tories do that? They’ve not yet finished looting the country for their own ends. 💰
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@gracelandqueen @natashaloder Thus speaks Professor Presley, Head of Virology & Immunology at the University of Facebooktoldme.
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@ErdmuteD Indeed…
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@andy_tay1 @TOrynski @BBCNews @SkyNews @itvnews @Channel4News They have, but there’s a reason for the ‘diplomacy’ of certain channels.
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@KEdge23 How old are you Kev… six?
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@snb19692 Getting ever closer…
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@carolineBlue23 @Miss_Snuffy How utterly ridiculous! It’s not the Left who’re treating teachers and pupils as second class citizens. It’s over-entitled rich kids in a government intent on further enriching itself on the backs of schools, etc. Hate the Left all you like, but at least get your facts right. 😡
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@Martin260790 @CynicalGinge @MrsKWilcox @sainsburys Norwich, matey... you’re thinking of Norwich. 🤣
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@kelvmackenzie Indeed Kelvin, you wouldn’t want someone using our #BBC as a platform now would you? 🤔
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@EssexPR @steelboysteel What an arrogant, self-obsessed, clown. 👀
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@clairebubblepop Exactly. 👌
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@Christi88345205 But we’re much nicer than your ‘loving’ gawd figure...
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@Steven43568680 @JolyonMaugham You can look at least three further.
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@MartinPCostello @LittleBoats2020 @RishiSunak @Care4Calais @RobertBuckland Whilst a naked man in the street is certainly concerning, from where did you glean your detailed information about him? Did you ask him? Is he really here illegally? Are you sure he came over on a small boat? He could well have mental health issues. Do you care? We see you. 👀
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@80_mcswan Hmmm… 🤔
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Had a fascinating 40 minute chat over a coffee this afternoon with a shaven headed guy who saw my #itfc sweatshirt, approached me, and claimed he once played for the Town - to my embarrassment, I didn’t initially recognise him. Step forward, Romeo Zondervan. 💙
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I remember the first #itfc game of the season. Bemused fans trying to identify their new players, equally bemused players with no bond of any kind with their new supporters. And tomorrow, a game of no importance whatsoever. And I can’t wait. What a funny old game. 🤣
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@remrob1962 @AvonandsomerRob Come on enlighten us, tell us what the word, ‘woke’, means.
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@Haggis_UK Is finding oneself agreeing with Piers Morgan one of the first symptoms of #covid19 ? 😳
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@jjoque This gravestone in Ipswich is that of John Henderson, circus performer in Pablo Fanque’s Circus Royal. Brought to fame in Lennon’s song, ‘Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite’, he died while the show was in town. And yes the horse, Xanthus, (not ‘Henry’), did indeed dance the waltz!
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@supertanskiii Totally understandable, though.
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@theGrit_music @ellievarley13 She’s been raised into a life of privilege, I’m guessing. When money talks, Tories listen.
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@darrengrimes_ Of course, Darren. 🤣
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@tomemurtha @MarcDavenant Many are listed buildings, which can stand for years while judicial proceedings decide their fate. Some, thankfully, are rescued by enthusiasts, like the iconic Blackriar in central London.
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@boblister_poole Why does calling out such things as lying, corruption, cronyism, and more, upset you do much Bob? 🤔
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@danielmgmoylan Here you go, your Lordship - benefits that privilege and entitlement bring. 👀
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@AnthonyAinsdale But they’re your mates, Tony. 😆
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@QprEver I wonder how much your supreme leaders are on. 🤔
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@RussInCheshire @UKChange Yep, the Farage Garage... what’s not to like?
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@PaulKirkby3 Spew your hateful bile at those responsible, not the asylum seeker. You’ve a corrupt government which offers no safe routes and intentionally undermines the asylum processing procedure. Next, ask yourself why that is…
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@NJ_Timothy Ooh, you seem offended. I thought WE were supposed to be the snowflakes? Make up your mind. 🤡
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@JamesHatherz Yeah, right. 🤣
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@SimplyRedHQ Strange, eh?
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@BladeoftheS And… we’re off!
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@mikemoves12 It’s not the responsibility of the tax-payer to give millions to the Tory fraud #MichelleMone enabling her buy a luxury yacht on the back of her unusable PPE scam, but you were happy to do so Mikey. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@OneYorkshireman You voted for a crooked cabal of multi-millionaires who, as we now know, have interest only in further lining their pockets at the expense of your own. Wave yer flag Tony, you’ve been taken for a ride.
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