Tau tak kenapa orang support and sayang sangat kat Khairulaming? Sebab dia tak laga2 kan followers. Dia tak buat review mengarut semata nak kaut duit. Dia tak buat perangai utk viral. He simply worked really hard to create high quality content and for that we love him ❤️
Update Day 3 : 2,500 botol dah keluar hari ni. Ada dalam 4,000 lagi utk process. Mintak maaf sgt2 kat customers yg dapat lebih lambat dari orang lain sbb kami process ikut order list yg masuk kat shopee. Esok akan up lagi manpower utk kejar masa 🙏🏻
If one day I come across this, I’ll step up right in front of them, take a photo and yell out loud “ABANGGGG ADA ORANG SINGAPORE ISI RON95!!!” And then create a scene to attract the attention of everybody at the station. I promise you, I’m shameless. Siaplah korang.
Husband is a person who can talk to anybody and keep on talking. He went to a neighbour’s house and hasn’t come home. So I sent my cousin Adam to go get him. I forgot Adam is a person who can talk to anybody and keep on talking also. Now they both haven’t returned 😭
Kenapa bila cerita pasal healthy eating mesti strawberry, salmon dgn broccoli. Cuba jambu batu, ikan kembung/cencaru, sawi. Sawi tu takyah goreng. Celur dalam air mendidih 20 saat, tos, tuang campuran kicap dgn sos tiram. Tak pun makan ulam, lagi senang.
Office ken panah petir at 3pm, no letrik. So I started poisoning everybody saying we should balik. Suddenly colleague pegi tolak the button in the electric box and electricity was back. Boring betul
Cite dia mcm gini. Italian female boxer kalah boxing. Pastu org ckp opponent dia Imane Khelif (an Algerian) sebenarnya laki. Pastu proof appeared to show opponent dia born a woman.
Pastu supporters Italian tu ckp dulu the Algerian was banned in Tokyo Olympics sbb dia laki
Another story. Mama always said don’t sit on pillows “nanti bontot tumbuh bisul.” My rebel 8 year old self had to try it out. AND I GOT BISUL. Later at 23, I thought “Last time was a coincidence, I know better now.” So I did it again. BISUL AGAIN. Daulat Mama. It’s for life.
Sorry tau, but why are people angry about this? I once applied to be a Netflix subtitlist (Eng-BM) and it was really tough. These jokes are actually the real experience when applying for the job. Susah nak translate, esp cerita mcm Family Guy. Netflix takes the subs v seriously
🎉Selamat Hari Merdeka Malaysia! Netflix is now in Bahasa Malaysia.🎉
In
#NetflixBahasasini
, Fariz, our local jurubahasa, takes on the huge task of translating Netflix to BM with his POWER team that includes Dato’ Awie,
@EllaAminuddin
,
@Altimet
,
@Zamaeraaa
, &
@ZeeAvi
. 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
I walked to 3 supermarkets, cooked, cleaned the house and finished assignments and I thought I was a hero. This guy attended parliament and then went down to Muar to help flood victims. Truly humbling.
YB
@SyedSaddiq
terus pulang ke kawasan sejurus mendapat makluman mengenai keadaan banjir di Muar.
3 Pusat Pemindahan Mangsa Banjir telah pun dibuka.
Just discovered that Xiaomi produced a copy of the Dyson cordless vacuum cleaner at 1/3 of the price and guess what? The performance is better than the Dyson. Look for Xiaomi Dreame V9. I’ve got this on my wishlist now hihi
Read somewhere that ikan tenggiri is more nutritious than salmon ans the only reason we keep seeing salmon is because yg dok advocate ni org putih yang tak kenal tenggiri
1) She says he has no right to rec her but she’s recording him
2) She dramatically screams n acts like she’s locked in. The car has an auto lock system
3) Cops don’t believe her, so she claims it’s because she’s Chinese
This woman is the reason ppl don’t believe rape victims
My husband won’t even let me serve him at the dinner table. He always says this, “You’ve cooked everything, now all I have to do is put everything on my plate. I have two able hands, let me do it myself.” Respect goes both ways.
Sejak start demam, harini dah 3x pegi clinic and today the clinic was FULL. Non stop orang datang. Sebelum ni kosong je.
Doctor says there’s a bug going around and covid and influenza are back. Be careful guys. Mask up. Take vitamin c. Avoid crowded areas.
Bought kerepek from an acik sitting on the floor at a shoplot in TTDI. Her son was playing with an iPhone 13. Here I am struggling with my dying iPhone 7. She should be buying kerepek from me!
I always said I’ll never end up with a Melayu man. Pastu kawin orang Melayu dari kampung terperuk mana tak pernah dengar. He always said he couldn’t stand Asian girls. He ended up with me. We are assholes and we deserve each other 😅
I have no kids but most of my friends do. Leaving the house with babies/toddlers is a challenge. You need a stroller, diaper bag, bottles, extra clothes, toys PLUS your own things. You try taking the escalator with all that. Is it really so hard to be empathetic?
Koyak teruk harini. 7-8 round tunggu turn nak naik lif di KLCC. Punyalah ignorant takda sorang pun bagi laluan. Padahal semua muda2, bawan shopping bag je, bukan stroller atau warga emas. Lama sgt tunggu last last kami mengalah, lipat stroller, dukung anak, turun escalator.
Did you know that if you’re 40 years old and above, you can get a free medical checkup + pap smear + mammogram courtesy of Perkeso? Use the SEHATI app to book and choose a clinic near you. I just did mine. Now tunggu results sambil makan pecal 😄
9. The world's first Airport in a Forest, Forest in an Airport is KL's International Airport
@MY_Airports
.
KLIA was launched in 1998 & was considered as among the most distinguished structures in the world.
(Uwe Schwarzbach pic)
I’ve been on Twitter since 2009 and I promise you, it has never been as toxic as it is now. People get angry or fight over the drop of a hat. Are you lot very unhappy with your lives?
Just heard about a Malaysian living abroad, panggil handyman nak fix office, pastu suruh handyman tu increase price dalam invoice and divide the amount between them. Handyman was so confused as to what this nonsense was and complained to the Malaysian’s superior.
My dear Singaporean friend. You can fill petrol in Malaysia but you cannot fill up Ron95, that is government subsidised petrol for Malaysians. Kalau you cannot fill up petrol in Malaysia langsung, how you nak drive into Malaysia?
Your wife drove the country into serious debt and now you’re acting like she’s Beyonce, whereby people should come out and vote so they can see this celebrated elusive tapir. Tolonglah, thanks but no thanks. Bad enough we have to see you everyday on social media.
I’m at an event and HR calls asking for my degree. I say I don’t have one “SPM cert ada?”
Me: Farid you nak kena pukul ke? I SPM tahun 99 kot!
Farid: 1999??
Someone in the back: 1999?!!
Another person in the back: 1999?!!
Not a day goes by where I’m not reminded of my boomerness
Guys ni scam tau. Tolong bagitau your parents. Especially yg jenis suka shopping online. Kat Europe, this scam berleluasa gila. Bila you click kat link tu nanti dia mintak “verify” details pastu dari situ dia boleh empty your bank account. Please alert your parents.
It’s been two days and I haven’t gotten over it. Let me tell you about the power of your thoughts or doa. Before we moved from Sweden, I kept looking at this photo. Every day tenung. I longed for this rustic table paired with these modern chairs.
There’s a hidden place on the rooftop of 1 Utama that sells organic plants, straight from the pots. You literally pluck them from the trays (?) that they’re growing in. You can get bayam brazil, choy sum, basil, lettuce, kacang buncis etc for RM1-RM4 a bunch
Netizens can be so ridiculously nasty. Korang baca ke tak apa yg korang tulis before korang tweet? Tak agree influencer tu chosen by gomen okay, takde masalah tapi perlu ke cakap “patutlah anak autism.” Some people are just assholes.
My husband’s depressed this week. Apparently his girlfriend got married. His girlfriend is Heidi Klum 🙄. So he bought a tub of cookie dough ice cream and he said it was for his broken heart. I finished the whole tub while he was at work. That should teach him.
Sebelum pegi Phuket haritu, terbaca kat forum orang cakap baik2 bila pegi convenient stores, kadang diorang charge lebih kat counter.
Nak jadi cerita memang kena kat kitorang. So counter kedai tu penuh barang. Kadang kita nak letak barang nak bayar pun xde space.
Malaysian Muslims are most triggered by dogs and babi. Extra marital affairs, stealing money, sleeping around, marrying children, buang baby all okay as long as buat senyap2. Go on, get angry at me, this is the truth.
Wow, some of yall really concern about the girl yang pegang anjing sebab katanya haram berdosa etc mazhab Syafie blablabla...
So, bila nak stop pegang tangan partner? That one semua mazhab pun cakap haram tau
Fun fact: Alcohol is not sold in stores in Sweden. One can only obtain them from government owned chain of alcohol stores which are only open from 10am-6pm Mon-Fri n 10am-1pm on Sat. Closed on Sun. Bars can only serve till 1am max.
I bought kunyit when mom asked me to buy halia. Sepanjang minggu kena ejek bebal by my sister. Tapi mak aku suruh dia beli daun kunyit, dia BELI DAUN PUDINA WHICH MEANS SAMA SAMA BEBAL sis salam kebodohan 1-1
“Kita kena sokong orang Islam kerana dia ada pintu taubat- ini adalah statement yang berbahaya.” No truer words have been spoken. Please take time to watch this. Everything he says is accurate.
Those boycotting Ikea should also boycott 7-11, Apple, H&M, Sephora, MAC Cosmetics, Lush, Burger King, Nike, Adidas, Reebok, Converse, Disney, Starbucks, Under Armor, Levi’s, Michael Kors... and the list goes on. All these brands are LGBTQ friendly.
The replies here are alarming. People always say “jangan buka aib” when it comes to child molesters. Do you know in the US, child molesters and sexual deviants are REGISTERED and you can look them up to see if they are living in ur community? Pedophilia is not to be taken lightly
I don’t know whether or not this is legit but many years ago, I did some hosting work at a booth in PWTC during a Perhimpunan UMNO. Bus loads of villagers arrived daily, wearing their best clothes, best hijabs, salon blown hair, makeup macam pengantin. At one point,
I only drink plain water. I don’t take coffee so no Starbucks either. Once in awhile I’ll have a bubble tea. Started gaining weight after I turned 36. No reason pun, makan minum still same. Now high cholesterol pulak.
When you get older, cut out all the good things. ALL.
Anyway try la korang minum air masak for 3 weeks straight reduce any sugary drinks. Lepas tu korang punya nak minum manis tu takkan ada, korang akan cepat muak which lead to healthy lifestyles. I have maintain for 6 months and solid lost 10kg. I did not cut my sugar just reduce
You know, we Malaysians take for granted our excellent healthcare till we travel or live abroad. In Denmark, healthcare is free but you wait weeks even months for your appointment. Whereas in Malaysia, you just spend one day in a hospital and you are diagnosed
Just realised Henry Golding has 91k followers on Twitter. If he stayed in Malaysia, he’d have never been employed to act. “Follower social media tak sampai sejuta.” 😅
Ya’ll so rich can hang out at Solaris Mont Kiara but won’t pay RM2 an hour to park your big expensive cars in the basement. To those of you who got yelled at by me just now, somebody needed to tell you. And you needed to hear it.
Two years ago, we couldn’t even whisper about this, let alone write about it in the papers. Don’t ever forget this freedom we now have. May her family finally get the justice they deserve.
This case is just sick. Rajeswary exposed local beauty products which falsely claimed to be European when they were actually harmful products bought in bulk from Thailand and resold in new packaging.
The alleged product owners went on to threaten Rajeswary with rape and murder
Luluh hati seorang ibu melihat jasad anaknya tak bernyawa.
Rajeswary Appahu, 29 tahun, telah mengambil nyawanya sendiri selepas dipercayai tertekan akibat dibuli beberapa individu dengan komen-komen jelik di TikTok.
Saya amat kecewa dan marah dengan apa yang berlaku.
Mereka
Before replying or retweeting anything, scroll through replies, finish reading whole thread, and if subject is questionable, do a little background research. Kalau still tak sure, jangan engage. Korang bising org tua percaya semua benda kat whatsapp tp korang pun sama kat twitter
First I felt so happy reading this and then I saw the replies. Looks like there is a young scammer roaming around KLCC / Avenue K. If you work around that area, give this a read
Scandinavian countries boleh sampai 3 tahun. You can choose if husband or wife takes all 3 years or take turns. Kalau stressed out at work, boleh dapat 3-4 bulan paid leave. Of course, you pay heavy taxes for all these benefits. It all balances out.
Azmin and his people are the most selfish, most shameless bunch of human beings I’ve ever heard of. People are panicking over infection rates, joblessness, possibility of another MCO and all you care about is holding on to a job that you’re not even doing in the first place
I know many will disagree but here’s why Msian kids need sex ed:
1. To understand right touch and wrong touch. When I was 16, walking home alone after extra curricular activities on a Sat afternoon, I was approached by a flasher on a motorbike, pretending to ask for directions.
About a month ago, we decided to start doing meal preps for the week. But neither one of us enjoy the org putih meal prep with dry food. So I cook 4-5 lauk every weekend and freeze. Penat dia takleh cerita tapi sumpah puas gila balik rumah takyah scroll food delivery
To people who text “Hi (name)” and don’t state your intentions until the other side replies, why do you do this? I’m trying to understand the way you think.
Iklan dah lama shoot. Sekali time nak release, talent ada bad publicity. Penghabisnya iklan jalan tapi censor muka talent tu. Nama tetap ada sebab dah bayar 😅
The most random thing I read today: Khairul Aming is a Freemason member and being a fan of his is likened to menyembah berhala. Twitter is so wild, I’m never leaving this app
There was a power trip at home and Papa’s water pump stopped working for awhile. Two of his koi fish died as a result and then he sent this photo. KOI BOLEH MAKAN KE? WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR PA?
I don’t know Vivy Yusof personally, even though I have friends who do. From those who work for her to those who work with her, I’m sure she’s as nice as they say. That said, the speak BM challenge was tasteless. I am a person whose English is their first language
When I was 13, bestie and I used to get together to watch V Channel. One day we saw a new sister duo girl group from Denmark and thought they were so hot. I said “I wonder if they have a hot brother.” 23 years later I married their brother
This is why orang jual fake beauty products can become overnight millionaires in Malaysia. Also same reason Najib is walking around like a celebrity when he stole all our money.
This is the real life version of the Netflix movie The Devil All the Time. Rob Pattinson plays a preacher who preyed on unsuspecting young women, making them believe having sex with him was God’s will. I honestly didn’t think this happens in real life but here we are
Let me tell you what’s most shocking about this, kids.
@Azfarovski
went on TV3 and quoted ASTRO AWANI. Media Prima and Astro people understand what I’m talking about
The best thing about 3R was the hosts were all young women who look like your average young woman- you and me. And they talked about average young women issues. It was all around relatable ♥️
AC Mizal calls female co host a used car because she’s a divorcee and people are shooting the messenger for posting the clip here on twitter.
1) It was live on TV for the nation to see
2) Ya’ll literally know nothing about respecting women do you? Bila cakap, marah pulak
My mother-in-law is a Malaysian who has been living here over 30 years. Every time I see her, she gives me tips and teaches me a lot about the way of people, lifestyle, how to get around etc. Last weekend she told me 90% of chicken sold in Danish grocers are halal 😱
I see a small group of ppl calling Naz an “old man” n “tv host I never knew”. Let me tell you about Naz. He’s one of the longest lasting TV hosts in Malaysia. While other hosts get old/develop diva behaviour/ become irrelevant Naz has preservered for twenty years.
So engrossed with viral videos on social media, everybody now thinks they can shove a camera in a strangers’ face and yell “Siap kau, aku viralkan kau.” Sometimes, you’re the asshole. Have you ever thought about that?
I asked what she knew about Najib’s corruption allegations. She said “Ala tu semua fitnah.” She was simply grateful she got a paid trip to KL. You see, it’s not their fault they are kept in ignorance. That’s how these “leaders” like them- blindly loyal, no questions asked
Saw a tweet abt a foreign worker eating rice berkuahkan air mineral reminds me of what I witnessed while working in KLIA. U see, in the early years of Fly FM, the studio was located in KLIA. All the way inside the satelite building where planes take off and land.
Today’s drama.
Went back to parents’ place for Father’s day lunch. Papa had some work for husband.
For those who don’t know, husband is a builder+handyman. This work required climbing up the roof, pulling at a stubborn ass tree which was growing IN THE ROOF.
Every time order coffee mintak oat milk mesti dapat bombastic side eye macam “Ooo bajet bougie lettew.” Sometimes I feel like just blurting out “Kalau minum susu, saya cirit.”
Teringat dulu kat Langkawi. Salesman ckp this Corelle plate cannot break. Ngam2 at that time a child was running arnd n knocked over one of the plates. The salesman jumped in horror but the plate DIDN’T even crack.
Me: awak terkejut?
Him: oh tak, takut adik tu cedera sbb jatuh
The argument is Imane sebenarnya laki and believing her gender based on passport is invalid. Tapi actually kat Algeria trans people are not recognised.
Sama mcm kat Malaysia, kalau you trans, you x boleh apply tukar gender kat IC atau passport