Misty
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I ADORE TEXAS and BEING TEXAN. Proud AMERICA. Being a mom is AMAZING! Big ol' Jew! Midwifery advocate. #REDTexan
TEXAS!
Joined August 2021
What’s your majority ancestry using a GIF? OK!
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@Marloh_R 🥳 ME! No gifts, plz. It was easy. My mom taught me to read & that lead to my ability to avoid words like "Kardashian". Example: I once liked American Horror Story. My reading skill protected me from "Kardashananigans" which may well have occurred had my skill not been honed.
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@PeteButtigieg You will never be President of this country. You won't be Vice President. I give NO FUCKS if you are gay or straight. It's just that you're useless. TFOH.
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@CarlosSimancas @kirstiealley I miss her being here. If someone was being a total jerk or clearly KNEW NOTHING but wanted to start problems JUST to annoy others? She called them "Ass Hats." She had a way of mixing "oh hush up" with making people laugh. Didn't attack looks or religion, EVER. Loved her family.
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@SomeBitchIIKnow Updates are awesome. Apologies for stepping away to not do the...ANY OF SOME OF THIS CRAP? I get it. Plz no sorry. 0-0
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(I) Unexpected Lessons From a Bar Mitvah: Tell your kids funny stories about you. NO LESSON INVOLVED. Just an embarrassing thing that happened. THEN? LAUGH at yourself and let them SEE and FEEL how OK IT IS that you fell down...because HI: YOU GOT UP AGAIN... and you are fine ❤️
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@Common_Cent1 ... You're my friend...I am barely holding it together...PLEASE tell me this is true so I can let this HOWLING LAUGHTER OUT OF MEEEEEE ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
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@w_terrence They added paper to some brands--put very fine powdered sugar inside...that way you could blow through them and it looked like smoke. LOCO! HA!
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AND NOW...my kids know this CREEPER'S face. TY for making sure we see you, Mr. BAD-TOUCH.
"Kids over 13 have the right to make their own decisions about their mental health care. Parents don't have the right to have notice, they don't have the right to have consent about that" - Washington State Senate Majority Leader Jamie Pedersen (D)
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@msoic28 @LiberalLogic0 Absolutely brilliant. I mean, terror-level present? Yes. But the experience! I wish ppl would post CURRENT things related to the topic at hand but you're right...I cannot imagine and the vid is amazing.
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Paying the soda-pain forward...DANG IT. pfft 😂 I LEANED in to see the pic. 🤣
Taylor Swift and her Kansas City Chiefs boyfriend have been spotted in New Orleans
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