Check out my chub...

My friends, who live a couple of towns over, lost their house and everything in it yesterday. Them and their kids are ok. The way people in my little tiny town have given to help them out blows my mind 🥺 Enough cash to house them for a week and everyone has clothes!

@Unknown220 Mt favorite old church man requested bologna 🙃

@rumpeldixkin Like, depressing weird.

@rumpeldixkin It was mostly normal Tom Green stuff until the end. Then it got weird.

@rumpeldixkin No, but this was different.

Me: I think that makes you an alcoholic. Chris: no, you make me an alcoholic. Me: that really hurt my feelings? C: which one? 🙄 someone come get him

My grandma just called me to scold me for messing with my phone while I'm on the tractor. If I had a dollar for everytime that's happened, I could pay someone else to drive the fucking thing 😂

@JayMcsack It's a very small slab. More of a shed than a shop size

@RedBarn53079205 Goal would either be a starter house for our oldest, or a rental property

@_ALibertyWizard The smaller is probably 1/4 of an acre. I'm not sure about the other one. Maybe 3/4?

Think I'm gonna get stoned today and fire up the smoker ✌️

@vmorrow16 Chris picked them out for me... and he's also old. Haha!

RT @BattleByrd: Taxation is theft...

70° today. Pants are optional. Good morning, retards! 🥰

Goodnight, motherfuckers ❤️

@_ALibertyWizard 🙄

@_ALibertyWizard Omg. 8.5 is completely average