❤RSG🖕
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Mom, wife, animal lover, rancher, baker, neighborhood smartass, kinda retarded.
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I'm unsure how I feel about this one... Can't we all just agree to raise decent humans? 🤷♀️
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Imagine taking a photo of yourself balls deep in a hooker and sending that photo to your dad...
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I'll save you the gory pictures, but a pack of dogs attacked my donkeys last night and this little dude is beat up pretty bad 😭
Say a prayer for him please!
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We should educate AND protect our kids. Period. Gender doesn't matter.
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Torn between "I need to save money" and "fuck it, it doesn't matter anyway".
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Men- what's stopping you from looking like this?
Good morning! 😍
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Good morning, buttholes! 😘
I've officially reached the age where I'm just going to start telling people I'm 29.
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I broke my thumb hitting a grown man in the face, but I got my fucking green belt tonight!
I also almost died. That was brutal!
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Ran into a girl from high school that tried to fuck every dude I ever dated except the one I'm married to and still tried to be my friend. She said "hey! How are you?!"
I said "fuck you, whore" and kept walking 😂
I'm not even mad anymore. It just felt right.
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My employee has a 17 yo girl that has been getting picked on at school. The school is aware. She ignores them. Today, one of them followed her in the bathroom and hit her. She turned around and beat the absolute shit out of her. I'm throwing her a party. Homeschool your kids. ✌
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You guys. My dad had a heart attack last night. His horrible wife actually called to let me know.
Please send prayers or whatever you've got. My dad is my favorite person on this planet 💔
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Gooooood motherfucking morning, you big dummies! 😘😘
Today's meme is courtesy of Mr. RSG.
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Why is it so hard to find an employee who will show up for work and actually do their fucking job? 🥴
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Porn clips where they're in the gym and smash AFTER they work out are weird. Nobody wants to eat swamp ass, right?
Please tell me I'm right 👀
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My Step dad passed away this morning 💔
Cancer is a dirty cunt and so is the government and big pharma for letting people die.
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I just walked in to my 7 year old rubbing his fingertips on a nail file... I was hesitant to ask what he was doing, but I did. He said he's getting rid of his fingerprints so they can never find him. I didnt bother asking who "they" are.
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Obligatory sister holiday photo.
My brother made me cry because he's a bitch, but my sister brought me booze 🤷♀️
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Good morning you beautiful bastards!
Here's to 32. The year I still won't get my shit together and you can all still suck my dick. 🎉🎉
Cheers, fuckers! 🍻
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Definitely not my best work. And probably the goofiest cake I've ever made. But it's done.
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If you don't wanna dress like this and drink wine on my back porch, I don't wanna be friends
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It is not the norm to be obsessed with your partner? I'm obnoxiously obsessed with mine, but people I know irl sit around bitching about theirs.
I love the shit out of this mother fucker.
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I'm exhausted, and I've been buzzed since about noon, but here's to 34 🥰
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Chris and I are buying a gas station and the liquor store in town. I'm pretty sure we're absolutely out of our minds, but here we go! ❤
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I don't think he's old enough to be in here.... good thing he knows the owner
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