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Parody Account - not the real MT, the funnier one died a long time ago. RIP na. Tweeting random stuff I don't mean in his memory.
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Finally, the respect they deserve.
This is awesome.
@ABVan
@Mystic_Tamil
@Mystic_Tamil
@ABVan
agree, all those shirtless nayagan videos are definitely etched into my mind. Woke up one morning with no memory of when I even drew this.
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I remember a famous Indian director once said that the majority of Indian audiences are retards, simpletons or something like that. They won't understand sophisticated and nuanced stories.
This tweet is further proof.
All toxic characters in the series, including Pacino, die.
Watching Anupama Chopra , Rajeev masand , sucharita tyagi and Rahul Desai's favourite masterpiece movie Godfather 👌🏻
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The guy is later killed by her brother.
All male characters, who wronged women in some way, die at the end of the series or spend the rest of their lives as broken men. No one's bad or toxic behaviour glorified.
Watching Anupama Chopra , Rajeev masand , sucharita tyagi and Rahul Desai's favourite masterpiece movie Godfather 👌🏻
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Oh, absolutely. A wealthy Indian guy who can juggle his passions and work is practically a unicorn in today's world.
Moodra dei.
Living example of a person,who can balance Work & Passion at the same time. That’s
#AK
sir ❤️💥💥🔥❤️ Rarest Gem❤️🙏🏻
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He looks like a dodgy NRI businessman intent on establishing an illegal insecticide factory in Tamil Nadu, which could harm the local kashtapadra farmers.
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Only a matter of time until Ajith kills one of his fans. I'm surprised it hasnt happened already tbh. Maybe in secret.
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Chemistry was so good that I thought they were real life couple
Chemistry was so good that I thought they were real life couple
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Highlights from the Gold ticket section
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Top Star is dancing like his next meal depended on it.
The real surprise is Top Star Prashanth.
The way he keeps up with Vijay and PD's moves while still having a style of his own. Good to see.
#TheGreatestOfAllTime
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So when drunk....
Anirudh becomes dazed and confused whereas Dhanush starts talking like vadak meenachi who works at a call centre.
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Didnt know Bhagat Singh na had his office demolished for illegal construction.
Moodra dei, Vishal.
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First time I've seen a diaspora South Asian comic speak about caste.
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So cringe when Indians remake western content. They copy everything, not only the content, the mannerism, the reactions, not a single original thing. Ok, the cringe, that's the unique part.
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Blue Sattai destroyed Atlee.
Support Jawan and make Atlee popular with vadaks, so that he never makes another Tamil film again.
Wonderful
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Sethupathi is terribly miscast for
#KaathuvaakulaRenduKaadhal
. It's not about looks, dude lacks charisma & presence. A young Rajini would've done this role justice. With Sethupathi, a movie about two attractive women chasing after a chunky oaf.
Star Wars is more believable.
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Would be awesome if
@realDonaldTrump
loses, goes crazy and starts tweeting state secrets.
What's in Area 51
Who shot Kennedy
Valimai update
Whether the original moon landing was fake or not
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Considering how quickly he spinned the facts, maybe
@actorvijay
should hire George the Kanni if he ever becomes CM.
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Movies like this are responsible for the 'sHe dIdnT uNdErSTaNd mY pUrE lOvE" lunatics in TN. Expecting women to tolerate and fix their beta insecurities, and if they don't, they have a breakdown.
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"What photo should I share with my poignant tweet about the tragic death of one of my fans...
Yeah, this one where I'm wearing shades and posing like an insta fuckboi! "
Hi friends and fans, Last time during a fans meet photoshoot in Chennai, One of my fan met with an accident and lost his life. It was so heartbreaking. On that day, I decided that my fans shouldn’t travel for me but I will travel for them and organize a photoshoot in their town.
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#SooraraiPottru
and
#MookuthiAmman
shows that Kollywood is trying to improve and become better but Vijay na keeps dragging them back into the sewer. He's like that kashtapadra relative who wants the whole family to be shitty like him.
Fair play to him.
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Not sure who wrote
#Lover
, but it clearly came from someone who has experienced relationships outside arranged marriages. Quite a contrast to many Tamil writers like GVM. It offers a realistic portrayal and avoids the clichéd Tamil male virgin fantasy of what relationships are.
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Reality:
My first kiss was on a lonely, deserted street that I shall cherish forever.
I wrote her a note saying I want to kiss her and asking if it would be ok. (She was my girlfriend but we hadn't kissed yet. We communicated a lot by note-writing for some reason.) She walked me home on
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Can we normalize not asking people to normalize things that are already normal.
Ffs, clout thirsty munda
Can we normalise eating street foods together???(also the way he looked at her!😭
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kashtapadra cctv cameras are more entertaining than any Tamil TV show.
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At first glance thought it was the Salamanca bros from Breaking Bad
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lol
My respect for Vijay has increased. He had zero time for that kannis nonsense. Clearly influenced by Ajith.
#NewsUpdates
விஜய்யை விசிலடிக்கச் சொல்லி வற்புறுத்திய மாணவன் கடுப்பான விஜய்
#ThalapathyVijay
𓃵 |
#VIJAYHonorsStudents
|
#NewsTamil24x7
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No respect for a man who thinks of “passing comments on women” as a joke..
The audacity he has to say something on such low terms shows the space we as a society give some people..
Totally unacceptable 👎🏻
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Like a scene from a zombie movie.
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No one stared.
No one said anything. Everyone minded their own business.
Except one content thirsty meenachi who was filming in secret.
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Thoughts on
#Jawan
Average 'vigilante helps the kashtapadra' crap Tamils have seen a million times. For vadaks, this will be fresh, and I predict the film will be a massive success in Chaat Nadu.
Let's watch as Atlee na con vadaks into believing he's a good filmmaker.
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RRR's Naatu Naatu won due to the vellai's desire for exotism and seeing brown folk dance for them in an funny manner. Similar to how the East India Company used to make locals dance and perform tricks for a bag of grain.
Telugu's have brought shame to India & set it back 100yrs.
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Vijay's next cinematic BTN will involve him going to the US and saving African Americans from racist cops. The final scene will be him addressing American journalists, in Tamil, pleading with the world to end racism. They all clap like they understood.
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"Who will you vote for?"
"Thamarai thaan, ma," the house help replied.
As soon as she was out of sight, she rolled her eyes in disgust & hurried off to a job interview at another family, quietly hoping her potential new employers wouldn't be as mental as her current ones.
Yesterday, our house help asked for 3 days' leave to go to her hometown near Vellore so that she could vote.
Amma enquired curiously - Who will you vote for?
House help - Thaamarai thaan ma!
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Producer: We can only pay you 1 rupee per minute of the song lol
Sid SriRam: Aeno Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanilai Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaruthey
Mani Thuli Pooooooooooooooooooooookooguthey
Marbin Vegam Koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooduthey
Producer: Son of a bit-
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In an alternate universe, the Salamanca brothers chose a different path. Instead of becoming lethal enforcers for a drug cartel, they pursued careers in singing.
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What Dhanish really did in Poes garden
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Whenever Atlee pisses Priya off, she shares a photo of them on Twitter so he can get roasted.
That's my theory.
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Ok, this vadak wins TikTok. The rest of you can stop now.
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I wish this happened in TN. Definitely a kanni, inspired by the Leo intro, would've been eaten.
Hope the UP Forest Department is able to safely rescue this Tiger which came out of the Tiger Reserve in Pilibhit district and decided to rest on a wall. Biggest challenge is to shield the Tiger from the crowd and the never ending craze for a selfie video
@airnewsalerts
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If a thunderous erection could be represented as a smile, this would be it.
It was always a pleasure meeting
@tamannaahspeaks
Congratulated her for the huge success of
#Jailer
#Animal
Success Party..
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Jesus, he was born with a kashtapadra hairline
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Lol
Will be saving this for future use.
Looks like an upgraded Yennai Arindhaal dala.
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dALa looks like a TamBrahm paati who runs a bharatanatyam school in New Jersey.
Let's settle !! Who is more cute in their Off-screen latest snap ?
Thalapathy VIJAY or Ajith ?
RT 🔄 Like ❤️
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The Arjun Reddy we deserved.
Today. Somewhere far away from all the buzz of city life. Good memories made with some wonderful people ! 😊.
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Even if you take kannism into consideration that's a fucking insane statement to make.
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Throwing Mansoor under the bus after using him to cover up your shitty story telling. You knew his views from day one and you had no problem.
Disheartened and enraged to hear the misogynistic comments made by Mr.Mansoor Ali Khan, given that we all worked in the same team. Respect for women, fellow artists and professionals should be a non-negotiable in any industry and I absolutely condemn this behaviour.
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Strong possibility that Inba's girl is actually Inba himself.
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How do you approach a stranger you're romantically interested in
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Is this seriously a scene from Indian 2? Lol
Shankar needs to be stopped.
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Remembering when Simbu and Dhanush looked like a couple of Bihari TikTok stars.
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I wish HBO bought the rights to
#PonniyinSelvan
and created a gritty show like
#HOTD
.
Imagine all those grandparents, forced by their grandkids, watching & the first scene is Vanthiyathevan, in a Chola brothel, doggy styling someone.
Share your paatis reaction to that, BTN!
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Tamils wont kneel to the Coronavirus. Oldest language in the world daww! Thirukkural daww! Chol-*coughs out blood*
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Photographer: Hug her, but don't make it creepy. Just a gentle and romantic hug
Rajini: What do you mean?
P: Well, you know, we're (Indians) just inherently creepy
R: Don't be ridiculous! Stereotyping bAStArD!
P: OK, sorry. Please hug her.
Rajini:
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At first glance thought it was scene from Yennai Arindhaal
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Looks like a Mallu Dumbledore
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RE: MT Facebook page
I became admin during a dark period in my life. Posting offensive content & reading the piss boiled comments was therapeutic. I'm in a happier place now. I'm also superstitious & dont want to restart the page & bring back those asurans.
Twitter is enough
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Genuinely believe that people who enjoy commercial Tamil movies (Vijay, Sivakarthikeyan etc) are mentally handicapped or something close to it. They're not functioning at a normal level. I will be labelled an elitist and an asshole for this and that's cool.
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Hi, I'm a Arabic man. Who is this Anirudh? He really nailed the Arabic part of the Arabic Kuthu. I have new found respect for Indian Tamils. This Ani guy, why he try not Hollywood yet. Yalla Yalla, go to Hollywood.
#ArabicKuthu
is all yours 🕺💃
Thalapathy
@actorvijay
on fireee 🔥🔥🔥
@Nelsondilpkumar
💯💯💯
@Siva_Kartikeyan
❤️❤️❤️
@sunpictures
@hegdepooja
@manojdft
@jonitamusic
@Nirmalcuts
#Beast
#BeastFirstSingle
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Cant stop laughing.
The roast is so simple but *chefs kiss*
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"a Tamil celebrity has made inappropriate and misogynistic remarks about Trisha"
Tamil Celebs: *nervous and wondering if it's someone with influence * Oh, no comment!
"it's Mansoor Ali Khan"
Tamil Celebs: Oh, haha, phew, yea...fuck that guy!
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There's a sadness to him taking an invitation card with him. He feared that he would be mistaken for a kashtapadra taxi driver or some other kashtapadra help.
First time I've felt connected to Atlee na.
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Prashanth pretending like he has someone managing his FB page.
"lATeSt pHotO oF pRasHanTH"
Moodra dei, we know it's you who posted that photo.
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Lokesh is a good director. I enjoyed Kaithi. However, he isnt at that level to cover up the bullshit that Vijay will bring. Master may be a financial hit but artistically Lokesh will be ashamed of it.
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If I was
@CMOTamilNadu
I would authorise 100% theatre occupancy for
#Master
on one condition;
@actorvijay
agrees to sit in the theatre (right in the middle) surrounded by all his kannis. No face mask or any shield.
I bet he wont be so keen then.
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Expect a slurry of Kollywood movies with a Eela Tamil theme. We're the new kashtapadra farmers.
I'm gonna lose it when Jayam Ravi 'saves' us.
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Tywin Lannister voice:
No true badass would need a song telling everyone he's a badass.
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Only if
@TheAcademy
introduces this category:
'Best Actor In A Terrible Remake Featuring A Pointless Flashback and Random Hyena'
Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role goes to...
🥁🥁🥁
Vijay, Leo (2023)
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Imagine marrying someone and then discovering they eat idli with a spoon.
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Aval from Manithan is a top tier tune. One of the few songs that ticks the big three boxes - voice, lyrics and music.
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I want one!
Imagine a hero entry for Suriya on this lol
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Kanni praises celebrity, celebrity calls kanni a clown.
This is too good to be true. Its what I've always dreamed about.
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Cuteness overload? Fooker looks like he has Up-Syndrome.
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Imagine Vignesh Shivan slapping that old fooker Radha Ravi after he slut shamed Nayanthara.
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Ffs, is that Ajith in the background?
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This clip needs a "Ma'am, please shut the fuck up" moment.
புதிய சென்னை-மைசூர் வந்தே பாரத் எக்ஸ்பிரஸில் இனிமையான கர்நாடக இசை பயணம்!
ஒரு பயணி "மலர்கள் கேட்டேன்" பாடலைப் பாடிட மகிழ, அவரது தோழி அழகான நாட்டியக் குறிப்புகளுடன் இணைந்து மகிழ்ந்தார்.
#VandeBharat
#SouthernRailway
#Chennai
#Mysuru
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dALa is a master when it comes to sugar coating this
"Dear fans, I fucking hate you. Stop trying to reach me, referencing my name or doing anything related to me beyond paying to watch my movies. Enjoy the movie but leave me and my family alone you demented fucks".
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Insincere social message ✔
Hashtags his name ✔
Photo of himself ✔
Classic Prashanth.
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