Seriously, if a bloke can’t cook in 2021, that’s not sweet, or cute
#MAFSAU
. Stop feeling sorry for these absolutely hopeless deadshits and stop feeling lucky because they tried. Do better, blokes.
Good news team Merv is back and he’s guilty AF. Thanks to everyone who gave advice - it really worked! To my darling friends who walked the streets, ❤️ you. He was found in a lovely family’s backyard lost and confused. Going out on benders is bad, kids. LOVE YOU ALL I’M SO HAPPY
You asked for proof
@sovereignhill
that my Deb dress was made there, so here it is, in its full glory complete with Baby’s Breath in an extraordinary bouffant hairstyle. 1989, what a year.
Utterly shocked to hear about the death of Michael Gudinski. Such a character and so full of life. What an extraordinary legacy he leaves. My condolences to his family.
Today I learnt:
For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.
The lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner died this year. The darker one is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. Biologists have followed them as they meet every night to comfort each other. They stand for hours together watching the lights in Melbourne
Look at this human shart who punches horses yet protests against lockdowns and vaccines. His compassion and concern is clearly only extended to those who look and think like him
Everyone saying Twitter is dying but what on earth is going on at Instagram? My feed has been nothing but suggested posts (about a week now) and it’s staying I’ve caught up on all my friends’ posts, which of course I haven’t because I’m only seeing suggested. Any intel?
I’m going to add, for those questioning me and suggesting I’m asking blokes to cook a Michelin star meal, the bloke I’m referring to had never cooked pasta. He is 35
My neighbours are having a party tonight. They’ve knocked on the door twice, to warn me, and even gave food as an apology. I SO hope it’s as big as they think it will be. I’m invested now
Taking a stroll around Turin in a rather subtle glittery number before commentating Semi Final 2 of
#SBSEurovision
tonight, 8.30pm on
@SBS
. Go
@SheldRiley
!!
I’m almost home after
#ImACelebrityAU
. Thank you all for watching, for voting and raising money for my charity
@POTHAustralia
. Massive thanks to my darling friend
@JohannaGreenway
and her pooch Larry David for the epic work running my socials while I was gone. Love you so much. x
I am ridiculously excited to be back on your tellies tonight for the reunion episode of
#SpicksandSpecks
tonight 7.40pm
@ABCTV
with these beautiful fellas
@adamhillscomedy
#AlanBrough
. It was an absolute hoot to film too! Tune in and get ridiculously excited with me x
My little mate Merv hasn’t come home for two nights now which has never happened before. He’s very timid and doesn’t wander far from home. I’m very worried. If you live in the Brunswick area (Melbs) please keep an eye out for him. He has a collar on with his name and my number.
Feels like a bit of a weird end to the year, so tonight we’re all staying in on the couch. Here’s cheers to you all and to a better year next year. Sending immense love to all the firies working hard to save the country ❤️
Welcome to the mad cat house little Vyvyan. We’re going to settle in to watch
#spickssndspecks
tonight 7.30
@ABCTV
. My cats Merv & Steve are furious about this new development on the home front. There’s been hissing.
Today is my last show for the year on ABC local radio. Funnily enough, the cricket's on, so I'm only going out on digital today 📻. It's been a wild ride starting a new thing from scratch. Thank you so much for listening and for your support. 😘
Up earrrly doing
#SpicksAndSpecks
promo today before the first ep this Sunday night
@ABCTV
7.45pm. Thanks to the makeup department for making me presentable at such an early hour 🥱
Now, here's the new job news. I'm not leaving the ABC. In 2018 I will be presenting a national music/culture show on ABC Local Radio, weekdays 12.30-2pm. It's an extraordinary opportunity and I'm so very excited.
They're back. Spicks and Specks with Adam, Myf and Alan will return in November for one more comeback show for Ausmusic month (last year's reunion show was ABC's biggest of 2018) and there'll also be three more new shows in 2020. Will Aunty get them back full time?
Righteo, if you’ve got a ovaries, menopause is coming for you whether you like it or not! It’s coming for me and I didn’t have a clue what I and others are in for. I wanted to change that….Also, I make science docos now, lol
Almost everyone is affected by menopause in some way. So
@MyfWarhurst
is here to ask the questions, we all need the answers to.
Stream 'The Truth About Menopause with Myf Warhust' on Tuesday 2 May, 9pm.
Yesterday I was in Europe, today I’m back performing the first show of the
#RockyHorrorAus
run in my hometown of Melbourne. Jet lag be damned! Also, still pinching myself that my name is on the front of The Athenaeum. What a ride 🎢
At Darling Harbour and a seagull just stole my food, from my hand! I only had one bite. I was momentarily disappointed (I love food) but the audacity of this bird should be applauded
Apparently the Australian commentator called
@surieofficial
's stage invader 'some absolute cockhead' and I don't want to hear another word about Australia being in
#Eurovision
ever again.
Happy new year, beautiful people. We’ve been through some things this year, and aside from it being a bit shitty, through it all I have seen our strength, joy and resilience. Love love love and may the next year be a little easier on you all.xx
Why does Twitter keep moving from where I’m reading? It’s jumping all over the place. It’s been happening the last few days. Is it just me? Also, I hate it.
Look at us loving ourselves sick and channeling House Of Gucci for Semi Final 1 of
#SBSEurovision
from Turin, Italy. Join us from 8.30pm on
@SBS
x
@joelcreasey
Had lots of messages from folk who've seen the Muffin Cone episode of
@OfficialBlueyTV
where my character Aunt Trixie can't stop eating chips. It wasn't a stretch to do this episode and I loved perfecting my acting method by eating all the Twisties
Dad had his exhibition opening today and it was amazing. First exhibition in over 30 years. It’s at Eagles Nest Gallery Airey Inlet, Vic, and it’s open for a few weeks.
Kanye West is cracking the culture code.
@kanyewest
’s new album
#JesusIsKing
is the epitome of fearless creativity and “dangerous, unapproved” ideas.
Leftists always try to silence those who are speaking truth. They’re waging a war on our family and culture.
Kanye is a pioneer
So I’ve unpacked my house (moving is hell, how did I forget this?) and the ONE thing I can’t find after unpacking is the tv remote. I put it somewhere safe and now I have no idea where that was.
Today, Grace Tame met with the Prime Minister at the Lodge, with now-viral photos appearing online. We discuss the day and the differing opinions with
@AmyRemeikis
.
#TheProjectTV
Richard O'Brien's The Rocky Horror Show is celebrating its 50th Anniversary, opening here in February 2023! 💋 Starring Australian superstar
@JDonOfficial
as Frank N Furter and
@MyfWarhurst
as the Narrator! On sale tomorrow at 10am through .
in honour of yesterdays announcement of our very own
@MyfWarhurst
being cast as the narrator in the upcoming production of rocky horror i figured i should bring this back
#spicksandspecks