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I can cure all relationships in one tweet:
1) Never stop “dating”
2) Stay trim & healthy
3) Don’t put your kids or parents ahead of your relationship
4) Encourage one another
5) Don’t take your phones to bed
6) Never never never stop fucking
My work here is done.
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Our generation is becoming so busy trying to prove that a woman can do what men can do that they’re losing their uniqueness.
Women weren’t created to do everything a man can do.
Women were created to do everything a man can’t do.
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Top 10 Mistakes Guys Make With The Women They Desire:
1) Push too hard to make something "work" between the two of you
2) Try to win her affections through gifts & grand gestures
3) Being too available to her; any time she calls, he answers; any time she texts, instant response
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A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk.
The son responded: You be careful, I walk in your footsteps.
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When women cheat, the contempt for their husbands is seething. They can’t stand the sight of him, mush less the idea of sex with him.
When men cheat, they have a newfound spark of sexual excitement for their wives. Like a match is lit and everything catches fire.
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I’m always suspicious of women who don’t want to take their husband’s last name.
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Rules for being a great gf/wife:
-Suck dick like a pro
-Slim & youthful
-Good attitude/low drama
-Sexually enthusiastic
-Attractive & healthy
-Great cook
-Enjoys basic household care
-Organized (knows where her keys are)
-Helpful
-Makes his life easier
-Makes his dick hard
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I am a 40 y.o. mother of 3.
As such I get so sick of seeing most other women my age & younger using motherhood as an excuse to be fat, lazy & unkempt.
Fat. Nasty. Ratty clothes. No makeup. Hair a mess. No muscle. Trashed out cars. Quit blaming life for you being fucking lazy!
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WAYS MEN & WOMEN SABOTAGE THEIR RELATIONSHIPS
{a thread of truth}
-Being your best self the first few weeks, then once the person is "hooked," you slowly allow those high quality characteristics to fade away
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A lot of problems could actually be fixed if people had better sex lives.
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If I hear of a girl going to Dubai, I can only assume she gets shit on for money.
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Ladies: Unless you are working out or traveling to or from said workout, do not wear workout clothes. Dress in real clothes, present your best self to the world, and understand that throwing on a cute sundress and sandals takes the same amount of time as yoga pants and a T-shirt
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Men need fewer “challenging” women in their lives, fewer women who doubt every decision, argue every point, laugh at their expense. Women like this can look good on your arm but make your life quite miserable.
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A SEXLESS MARRIAGE IS NOT A MARRIAGE AT ALL. Short of debilitating illness, a marriage with little or no sex is just a houses sharing proposition. Most of a couples “problems” disappear when the sexual relationship is strong.
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Girls: Don’t cut your hair short.
You’ll have plenty of time to look like an old woman when you actually are an old woman.
Until then, let your hair grow long and flowy.
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If you’re NOT fucking every day, you’re wasting your adulthood.
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Want to know a woman’s true loyalty?
Tell her no.
Take an extreme break from spending money on her, doing things you normally do. Pass it off as a season with a yet unknown end date.
“All of my assets are tied up right now” etc
Give it a few weeks & watch her truth unfold.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Men & Women can't be friends; the sex always gets in the way
{A thread of truth}
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He “loves you” and then he cums.
She cums and then she “loves you.”
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If her attitude makes you kind of dread being around her, why the hell are you still with her?
Dating, married, whatever?
Your girl should make your dick hard and your life easy!!!
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If women could become men for ONE DAY, what do you think would surprise them most???
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You can’t shake the whore tree and expect a housewife to fall out.
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Everything in relationship revolves around sex.
When the sex is good, everything else is manageable.
When the sex is lacking (from no sex to blah sex), everything else goes to shit.
I’ll spell it out for you: Fuck more. Fuck better. Fuck like it’s your last...every time!
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If your girl defends you to her girlfriends instead of whining to her girls about you, she respects you. Look for these signs.
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10 signs she’s invested in YOU
(if you don’t see these signs represented regularly, don’t be surprised when she jumps off your dick and onto the next):
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Understand this: If a girl you like WANTS to see you, she will.
Girls will move entire schedules around, skip out on family plans, ghost girlfriends, and be completely irresponsible to be with a man they’re interested in.
If she’s not prioritizing you, you’re NOT a priority.
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Beware the woman who will speak negatively about her Man to others—from her best girlfriends to relative strangers.
Quality women care more about her Man’s reputation than her ebbing feelings of the moment.
If she has a frustration with him, it is kept between them.
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Girls get attention all day, every day, from any and all sources.
{a thread of truth}
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ALL Women have orbiters.
There are women who feed those orbiters, and women who are oblivious to them, but the orbiting guys are always there. Lurking.
{A thread of truth}
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A rich Man buying you something doesn’t mean anything; a busy Man giving you his time means everything.
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When girls who want to have children are single or not in a committed relationship when they start to hear the clock ticking, they will settle for any man to marry and impregnate them and try to “make it work.”
This is insanity, unhealthy for all involved!
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Men over 40yo should be with women 10-15 years younger.
Women over 25 should be with Men 10-15 years older.
Period.
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For Girls Seeking A High Value Man:
1) Go to the gym, lose extra weight
2) Clean up your diet
3) Keep your home and your car clean
When you look better, feel better, and care for your surroundings, it comes through in your attitude, and it's more attractive.
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Yeah…Girls love to scream for EqUaLiTy until they realize how many genuinely hard jobs there are out there being done by the men willing to risk life and limb to do them.
Why aren’t we encouraging our girls to pursue jobs like this? We need true equality
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Too many women think their Man unlearned basic life skills when he met her.
She feels the need to remind him what time it is, how to drive, where to go, how to do tasks, when tasks need to be done, on and on and on.
This woman didn’t want a Man, she wanted children.
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Have sex today.
You’ll have time for semen retention when you’re dead.
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NOTHING IS PERMANENT
Your job. Fired.
Your biggest client. Moved on.
Your car. Wrecked.
Your hot wife. Lost youth.
Your house. Burned down.
Your health. Cancer.
Appreciate what you have today, repeat that appreciation each & every day you have breath left in you.
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WAYS A WOMAN REVEALS LOVE FOR HER MAN:
-Acts of service
-Adoration
-Unwavering belief in him
-Trust in his decisions
-Attention to the details of his wants & needs
-Fulfills sexual needs and fantasies with enthusiasm
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Spoiler alert: Fucking well earns you more respect than demanding respect.
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Unpopular Truth Time: Women, if you are 15+ pounds overweight, stop everything you are doing & focus the next year on losing weight & getting in the best shape of your life!
This one thing will determine more about the quality of man you attract than any job, degree, pedigree.
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If she’s into you, she won’t play games like delaying her responses to you, not being readily available to you, etc. If a girl is really into you, she will not risk you thinking she’s not, because it’s her greatest fear that you’ll move on to the next.
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If you’re not building your empire, fucking your hottie into a puddle, or playing soccer with your kids in the back yard, what are you even doing???
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If you get dumped by a girl, it's because she lost respect for YOU. Missing her or trying to win her back is WEAK, reinforces ALL the reasons she lost respect for you and left you, and will NEVER work to get her back.
Move on to younger, hotter pussy,
and focus on your mission!
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If sex isn’t first priority in your relationship, you don’t have a lover, you have a roommate/buddy.
Sex is the ONLY thing that distinguishes friendship from relationship.
If you’re not doing it, you’re not doing it right.
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A sexless marriage isn't a marriage, you're roommates.
Were you sexually intimate when you were dating or newlywed? Then why not now?
Being in relationship doesn't mean you quit trying.
Fuck her into a puddle and take back your marriage!
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You can’t shake the whore tree and expect a housewife to fall out.
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A girls ability to get laid has zero to do with her physical appearance.
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“I think I’m going to trade in my girl;
she’s too enthusiastic for my cock,
fucks like a porn star,
always well dressed,
she cooks,
she cleans,
she tends to my every need with a smile on her face,
she’s pretty low drama and
kinky as hell—so boring”
said no man ever.
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A woman marries a man thinking he's going to change and he doesn't.....a man marries a woman thinking she won't change but she does.
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The amount of TV a girl watches will give you a good idea of where her head is. Reality TV, Temptation Island, The Bachelor, soap operas, Oprah, binging on Rom Coms it The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Too much time on her hands, feeding her brain with drama laden garbage. Beware.
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Other moms to their 20 yo sons: “Make a grand gesture, give her flowers, take her to a fancy dinner”
Me to my 20 yo son: “Tease her, don’t over text, be unpredictable, practice on the ugly ones”
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Men peak physically at 19.
Girls peak physically at 17.
If you were a garbage heap at those ages, and are a lean mean sexy machine now, that’s awesome, but you’ll never be as good as you could have been if you hadn’t been lazy then.
I said what I said.
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Rules for being a great gf/wife:
-Suck dick like a pro
-Slim & youthful
-Good attitude/low drama
-Sexually enthusiastic
-Attractive & healthy
-Great cook
-Enjoys basic household care
-Organized (knows where her keys are)
-Helpful
-Makes his life easier
-Makes his dick hard
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Ignoring girls you’re trying to hook increases interest.
Ignoring girls who are fully invested in you creates hurt feelings.
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Girls are actually quite simple
{a thread of truth}
Let her adore you.
Reward her with your attention.
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FACT: Even the best pussy isn't worth the pain of the disagreeable woman who goes with it.
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When husbands cheat they usually have an increased sex drive even at home.
When wives cheat they are usually repulsed at home by their husbands.
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Your relationship should be a safe haven, not a battlefield.
There are enough people out to destroy your joy, if the person who “loves” you is destroying your joy, that person is not better for your life than an enemy.
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Women MUST have a higher sex drive than we are conditioned to believe.
Our sole purpose of life is to be a compliment to a Man, and to bear his children.
If women weren’t designed to gain pleasure from the act of sex (not just the attention it brings, as society has turned
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9) Telling her she's "the BEST" at everything: "You're the best fuck I've ever had," "You're the best cook I've ever dated," "You're the best looking girl I've ever gone out with!"
10) Losing frame, sacrificing their masculinity
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Beware the woman who doesn’t take pride in her own appearance, in her home, or in her family.
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Every (heterosexual) girl just wants to belong to some Man.
If she says she doesn’t, that she loves to be free and have casual fuck boys, she’s glossing over the alcohol induced midnight crying, anxiety, depression, and sleeping pills she’s living with daily.
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Find a girl who doesn’t work to control tha narrative.
•she answers when you call
•she responds immediately when you text
•she is always excited to hear from and see you
•she never challenges your decisions
The one who allows you to lead is going to make life better.
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The way she feels about your cum is the way she feels about YOU.
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Girls biological clock starts getting louder and louder as they age through their 20’s.
If she starts pushing 30 without a husband and a baby, most girls start to lose her mind.
She’s not crazy, she’s got Baby Fever!
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