So hey, now's as good a time as any to say that I have a
#StarWars
fanfic that I post (mostly) every Saturday. You can find it here and here!
The ff . net one is always going to be a chapter behind because I forgot one time.
@RedLReviews
He's just LARGE.
"But hasn't Spider-Man been repeatedly shown to lift fifteen tons? How could a man who's 500 pounds-"
I said. He. Is. Large.
Six goddamn X-Men movies and not a single one of them had the X-Men going to space and dealing with the absolutely massive amount of space bullshit the X-Men do.
@The_GM_is_God
I bet that in four decades of superhero movies, you can find maybe two dozen episodes of characters calling superheroes by their superhero names. Ever since "I am Iron Man," everyone is on a first name basis with superheroes
@ComicGirlAshley
Although I understand why certain changes were made, there is a part of me that misses this kind of happiness from early Invincible stuff.
@MaceAhWindu
Jabrams: "No! You killed my new Palpatine!"
Rian: "But I set up Kylo pretty clearly to be the final villain at the end of the trilogy and to play into the theme of failing to be the New Vader by rejecting his redemption."
Jabrams: "No! I have to bring back Palpatine!"
@RedLReviews
DCEU: "What if Superman had been evil? That's why we assembled a crack team of several men with guns, a guy with a skin condition who may or may not be a cannibal, a dude with a throwing knife, and a girl with a baseball bat. Surely this would have killed the invincible godman."
@chibikonatsu
@UgoOkere
@kerriclaireneil
My new boss "It can't be just about the money. You've also got to like what you do."
Me, in my head: "Shut the fuck up, it is entirely the money."
@AirheadedAviatR
@TomStheVoice
"You, rage-filled warrior monk and war veteran who grew up on the streets, I bet you can't take me in a fistfight!"
"Bet."
@ItIsMeKyleG
@theserfstv
And all Tim heard was: "Oh, ah ha, I've got you, because THE LEFT is squawking about a trans genocide!" he doesn't actually care, he was just desperately looking for his "I am smarter than you" moment.
NO. STOP IT. Not every movie that people say is bad is secretly good, actually. IT WAS JUST BAD. SOMETIMES MOVIES THAT PEOPLE SAY SUCKED, REALLY DID SUCK!
I hate saying "they just didnt get it" but I am sorry audiences in 2003 did not get Hulk by Ang Lee. That movie is the best adaptation of the Bruce Banner and Hulk story in live action. Its a movie about abuse, identity, trauma and accepting yourself.
@geekyhush
Who did the colors on this issue? Because I immediately thought of that one comic where Blue Marvel just flat-out looked white. Like, goddamn, this just looks like Steve Austin.
I don't think there's a bigger misunderstanding of Jack Kirby's life's work than giving Darkseid a moment of being a cool, heroic badass and having a twist where Highfather, Darkseid's diametric counterpart, is actually also an asshole.
@Johnc1918
@BDaveWalters
@Hectorisfunny
When the "common threat" is something we can shoot, like if aliens were real or something, humanity would absolutely band together. It's when they're asked to even mildly inconvenience themselves for other people and just because it's the right thing to do that makes people dumb
@RedLReviews
I like to imagine Mas Ameda still kinda figured that, despite everything, Palpatine was an old man. He could just shove him down a flight of stairs when no one was looking and then bam! Supreme Emperor Ameda.
@RedLReviews
I remember when Wolverine's healing factor only became OP after he had all the adamantium shlorped off his bones and it was revealed that most of the time, his powers were keeping the Adamantium poisoning from killing him.
@AnneComics
The fact that Spider-Man's funeral had thousands of people outside really is a testament to the fact that he was the one good man in the entire ultimate universe.
@DinahBelova
@grayparkerfilms
I knew it was fucked when in THE FIRST DR STRANGE MOVIE, all the magic users felt like they had the exact same fight choreography as in Winter Soldier.
If Rick and Morty didn't exist, not a single human being would know who Justin Roiland is, because this motherfucker cannot act. He does two voices and he stammers and fucks up every line reading and he's invented an entire media genre that makes it acceptable.
@RedLReviews
"Wait, WHO? Drax's entire reason for existing in the comics is to do WHAT?! You're telling me he had SUPER POWERS?! Get out of here, you're fucking fired. Don't lie to me."
@ComicGirlAshley
And, as I've said when people mention the Robin thing: Robin lives with Batman. Bruce looks after him and trains him and protects him. Billy is literally homeless. The Wizard gave him the powers of a god and said "Good fuckin' luck, kiddo."
@The_GM_is_God
Like, superheroes just yelling their full government names and addresses to one another in public in front of strangers drives me up a wall. I think in the entire MCU there are two people with secret identities. But they still do jokes and gags like those are a thing in universe?
@RedLReviews
And like... he just kinda WINS? He fights dirty and essentially kills Peter, gives Peter long-term psychological trauma, damages his reputation, and then just gets to peace out on his own terms. Peter doesn't even get to whoop his ass and even if he had, it wouldn't have mattered
@gutsthebadass
@endlesswitch_
Dude, you're fucking RPing as an anime character and trying to pretend like every single Guts and Griffith scene wasn't boiling over with homoeroticism. Who gives a fuck what you think?
@spankzilla85
Just give me more Toho monsters. We deserve Legendary SpaceGodzilla and Gigan and shit. Where is Anguirus? Why doesn't Godzilla have his spiky friend?
Matt Walsh still has a platform on your website, among many, many others. Where he has pretty explicitly called for violence against trans people and refers to teenagers getting gender affirming care as "brainwashing" and "mutilating". Fuck off. You're fucking liars.
@JasonSCampbell
Aw. Does someone need a safe space, little baby boy Benny? And yes, I'm going to call him that, that's the name he was given at birth when he was a baby.
"Jonathan Kent is from Kansas so he must be a bad person" is a take that's almost indistinguishable from "Steve Rogers is from the 40s so he'd actually be a huge racist" or "We should just kick all the red states out, because that's where the bad people live"
"Film bro" has gone from "dickhead who won't shut up about fight club and Tarantino as if he's the smartest man alive" to "person who's burnt out on Marvel/never liked Marvel."
@annoyed_sister
It is genuinely funny that, in a game with even more fucked up fatalities than ever before, the overall characterization of the cast and their interactions is so friendly and pleasant. Just some silly little banter and then they murder each other gruesomely.