Mullah Masoud
@MullahMasoud
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Personal account of Mullah Masoud, the former chief of the TB's Public Relations Department. Views are my own, not of the government.
Mountains, Afghanistan
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I've spent the whole day thinking about Brother
#AaronBushnell
. He was neither broken nor in a dark place.
In reality, everything around him had broken, and humanity was in darkness. He sacrificed his life to only temporarily illuminate this dark world with his immortal torch.
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Mullah Massoud was born on this cold, snowy day in a rugged valley, but there is no time for cake or candle-blowing.
With so much suffering in Gaza and a chaotic situation in our glorious nation, the only thing I'll be blowing is the smoke from the barrel of Kalashnikov.
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Salam Alaikum brothers
This Farsi poem beautifully sums up Aaron Bushnell's eternal sacrifice. May the Almighty forgive his shortcomings & grant patience to his family. He reached a point where only an external fire could extinguish the flames of sorrow within him
#AaronBushnell
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12,300 children have been killed in Gaza so far, in addition to 10,000 women
When great Empires collapse, historians usually pinpoint a single event as the cause. The Gaza Holocaust is where the Western Empire lost its moral authority, dignity and its trousers.
#RafahUnderAttack
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I'll start following some of you back; just be patient as I conduct thorough vetting to prevent enemy infiltration.
You must understand that the Gulf cowards, Mossad, CIA, and homosexual gangsters are all out to get me. This is on top of the Taliban's entire security apparatus
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Good Morning from the glorious nation of Afghanistan.
When a macho male leaves his house in the morning, he does not wish for a mushy and pleasant day. He goes outside actively searching for challenges. The more obstacles he faces, the more masculine he feels about himself.
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SalamAlaikum
I regained access to the account
@TalibanPRD__
with the assistance of a rugged Indian Muslim brother who is heroic in IT. They offered me amnesty if I turned over the account, but instead, they chased me from valley to valley.
I can't take this betrayal any longer
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There is no International payment system in Afghanistan due to sanctions. A brother from Tanzania is generous and will set up the blue tick.
I have passed him my account details; let's hope he is not a Mossad agent or a GDI agent. Or even worse, a homosexual gangster.
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"Kill 3 American subhumans in Jordan, then blame the subhumans in Iran - go go go.. "
- The Chosen gangster
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I would rather stick a dagger into my own heart than make disparaging remarks about our Shia brothers and sisters, especially given the Ummah's current situation.
On the day of judgement, we will stand before the Almighty and let Him decide who is right and wrong.
#Islam
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A masculine male should operate 3 wives to ensure he leaves behind a rugged legacy when the time comes for him to heroically depart this miserable earth.
However, if the first wife does not agree with him, he must settle for only 1.
This is true wisdom and masculinity.
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@HershyMarton
@Chusidel
To be honest and no offence, brother, you look very ugly and out of shape.
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@Sprinter99800
It is not appropriate to use my photograph without my permission. An apology is the right course of action.
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Salam Alaikum brothers.
I woke up this morning and somehow felt aspirational Jew-wish. I am even considering changing my name to Mullah Ben Shalom Kalashnikov Masoud.
I will head to the western wall to get my own mind-control saucepan hat.
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Today, the Israeli defence lawyers will appear before the
#ICJ
only to bark at the judges:
"Your Excellences, you'all antisemites; there's a Khammas tunnel under the courtroom."
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Salam Alikum brothers,
One of the most unmanly habits is
#smoking
.
It's like being a homosexual and walking around town thinking you're cool.
#masculinity
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A masculine male never trusts anyone except his mum. The one you place the most trust in will eventually betray you.
Even with your mum, you must exercise caution since she may exhibit weakness and tell your dad, who will quickly inform his cronies & then the entire block knows.
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I have to disagree with Brother Tate here.
Compassion exclusively fits women; our mothers are compassionate. A compassionate man is no different to a mushy homosexual.
Men must be rugged but have the wisdom to show mercy when appropriate.
#masculinity
Men are far more compassionate than women.
Give a woman power and you’ll see.
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I want to travel overseas after I've settled my domestic affairs. It would be a privilege to visit South Africa and meet its admirable citizens.
#InternationalCourtofJustice
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If possible, every masculine male should keep a pair of messenger pigeons at home. This is in case their governments become brutal, and he must connect secretly with his comrades to evade state digital interception
The pigeons should be kept in good health & fed lots of protein.
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@Sprinter99800
This is now a serious issue. It's quite unmanly to continue leveraging my rugged image for likes. I recommend that you utilise one of your own photographs, regardless of how feminine and homosexual you may appear.
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"Shalom, distract the west; we going after Iran. Increase porn production and add two more seasons of Kardashians."
- Chosen Gangster
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Unfortunately, I must disagree with the brother. The
#UyghurGenocide
is a real thing.
Brother Hinkle can voice his opinions, and we can disagree with them. We sometimes agree and sometimes disagree. A pragmatic Muslim is the finest Muslim. He navigates the turbulent seas
🚨🇮🇱 The Uyghur Genocide is as real as the State of Israel.
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Iran is the pride of the Muslim world. The last few months have confirmed that only they dare to face up to the immoral West through their proxies.
Now you understand why the Gulf cowards despise Iran. If it hadn't been for Iran, the TelAviv-backed IS would have captured Mecca
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#GoodMorning
from the Mountains.
Only a homosexual sleeps in this position.
A masculine male sleeps with his back against the bed and his gaze on the bedroom door. This is to prevent enemy infiltration and protect his most valuable asset, his glamorous wife, from kidnappers.
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I'm unable to respond to comments for some reason. Is this related to a limit on no-premium accounts?
Or is my account hacked by Mossad, and I am locked out? Mullah Massoud is panicking; It is not easy being on the run.
I will be able to read your responses but not respond.
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The blood of a Uyghur is as sacred as the blood of a Palestinian. The blood of an Afghan is as sacred as the blood of a Ugandan.
We can fight against all injustices without stumbling over each other. It's okay to disagree.
Infighting is the habit of homosexual gangsters.
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Salam Alaikum, brothers and sisters, this is my personal account.
I only represent my views on this account, not that of the government of the Islamic Emirates of Afghanistan or the Taliban Movement.
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This is allegedly our Supreme Leader. He never shows himself in public, no interviews and only meets high-ranking officials in private.
He has only made one official appearance amongst party rank and file, and no filming was permitted. He governs our glorious nation from his
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#Masculinity
tips...
It's not about muscles, money or handsome looks.
It's all about the basics: being trustworthy, keeping your word, being on time, loving your mother, having a rugged set of principles and being willing to pay the ultimate price to defend your principles.
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@judeanceo
I suggest you put some clothes on and stop slaughtering children. It's not cool to be Nazi Wannabe or to encourage others.
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Salam brothers,
Never challenge your father's authority at home. When the father believes you are ready to negotiate the rugged world, he will let go of the leash, and it will be a proud moment for him to know his son can handle business.
Until then, sit down, obey, and listen
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@Idlibie
If they have paid for your flight, accommodation and entertainment, then by default, they have also paid for your eyes, ears, tongue and the words you will type once you have completed your assignment.
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Salam Alikum, brothers and sisters.
My circle of heroic opposition to the Supreme Leader has expanded. I had meetings with a few other rugged men who know some people who know some other people within the Supreme leader's close circle. A peaceful revolution is our plan.
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A woman got flogged for walking in the Park in Kabul
A nation that mistreats its women forfeits the right to call itself manly. I am not requesting that brothels be built in Kabul, but rather for the rights that the almighty has bestowed on women.
The Supreme Leader is a Coward
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I personally don't care which side the electric gangster is on as long as we are permitted to criticise
#JewishSupremacy
without being banned.
He can wear a pink saucepan hat, change his name to Shalom Musk, or tattoo Talmud on his forehead; that's fine with Mullah Masoud.
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Creating an Islamic utopia in the present day is as unachievable as creating a Christian utopia.
We must focus on the basics, such as having competent leaders, having competent foreign policy, eliminating pornography and LGBTQ indoctrination, and prohibition of alcohol. To
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After misfiring, this
#Epstein
quickly fled back to the tunnel.
Her tweets are only visible to other tunnel residents.
#TunnelJews
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@TracyAnnO
I just did some searching on you and found that you once falsely labelled someone as antisemitic and was found guilty in court.
You are lying, evil woman. Maybe even a Mossad agent.
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When you write Jew or Jewish, your visibility is deliberately downgraded by the algorithm.
Despite the computers working against us, the situation is still satisfactory. As long as there are no suspensions, we will play along until their criticism is no longer a taboo.
#Israel
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@Sprinter99800
Mr Sprinter, once again, you have violated my masculine privacy and published a photo of mine without permission. An apology is the right course of action.
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Alexei Navalny was a CIA - MI6 gangster.
The West is silent when 30,000 women and children are slaughtered, but now barking when 1 of their spies dies, presumably killed by the Mossad, to blame Putin.
You know the Formula by now. Everything the West says is a Jewish lie.
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They are after me because I want my little sisters to reach their full potential. This little angel dreams of becoming a doctor; I am fighting to make sure she achieves her dreams
I am actively plotting to replace the Supreme Leader. He is an insecure man, not a masculine leader
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Sgt. Hameed Khan has returned from Lebanon. On Friday, I went to see him, but the old friend showed up with undercover GDI officers. I discreetly exited the meeting spot without meeting.
I returned to the valley frustrated and permanently deleted his number.
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Boys climb the peaks to attract attention.
Men climb the rugged mountains to get a better view of what the fuck is going on down below.
@Cobratate
, could you explain to the masses what I just said? It's a pink pill - yellow pill situation.
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Salam Alikum brothers,
The Almighty sent you books through prophets as a source of guidance—a map to navigate this rugged planet.
To be able to read the map, you must first educate yourself. So don't be consumed by religious text only. Read Rumi, Socrates, Orwell, Tolstoy.....
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These gangsters
@IsraelDubai
are seated in Dubai, blasting propaganda in Arabic for Israel from the Israeli embassy in UAE
Despite the
#GazaHolocaust
, Dubai and other Gulf Cowards have not expelled their Zionist ambassadors.
The Gulf lacks manhood, lowlife, and cowards.
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There is a genocide being concealed from all of us, and the same international gangsters are responsible—great suffering in the brotherly nation of
#Congo
.
Our call for justice knows no bounds; you will find us chanting wherever there is injustice and oppression
#CongoIsBleeding
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Many of you will never grasp the full horrors of what the civilians are going through in
#Gaza
unless you have experienced them yourself.
Consider this before you go to bed tonight.... You staring at the ceiling, knowing the entire infrastructure could crush you any moment.
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Salam Alaikum from the Mountains.
Respect that is acquired by actions and character is permanent. Men will respect you subconsciously if you possess integrity, competency, and masculinity and you are fair and just.
Money and power buy respect, but it's only temporary.
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Women should not serve in the military since it is an awful responsibility that God has assigned entirely to men.
You can send the most rugged man into battle; he will return home physically, emotionally, and mentally broken. Why put women in this situation?
She would be
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Good Morning, brothers
A wise man once said that the best way to prevent a prisoner from escaping is to ensure he never knows he is in prison.
The chosen gangsters have imprisoned our Christian brothers with fantasies of equality, democracy, pornography, and gender neutrality.
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Good morning from the mountains.
The only time you will see a masculine male glancing at the mirror is when he is trimming his beard or visiting the barbershop. Other times, he avoids this dreadful object.
Only homosexuals utilise the mirror to look smooth before leaving home
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The Zionists label him mentally disturbed; worse, some Muslims refer to
#AaronBushnell
as Kaffir, blah blah...
The Muslim world is being humiliated because of uneducated cowards like you—lowlife scumbags who lack honour, empathy, conviction, values, principles, and humanity.
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The movement is chasing me. We all have struggles. You have yours, and I have mine.
Please take consolation in the fact that our hardship pales in comparison to the plight of Gaza's starving children. It's nothing compared to the ordeal that Brother
#AaronBushnell
endured.
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There is a trend where we replace the juice with Muslim.
Feel free to join in the anti-Muslimic campaign. This way, we won't get suspended or community-noted.
Muslims are rugged; we won't get offended; go ahead.
The Muslims control the banks to prevent us from having the financial freedom of judging them. The Muslims control Hollywood to control what we think.
That’s why you always hear about the gay ass rituals they force rappers to do for millions. It’s Muslim culture when you look
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The genocide in Gaza exposed the Zionists to the entire world, and this is where most of you are focusing your attention.
It also exposed the cowardice and incompetency of the Muslim nations, and this is where most of our problems lay.
#GazaGenocide
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Every man has a BOSS.
Brother Hinkley uses us, and we use him.
A masculine male is pragmatic; he collaborates with many individuals to attain his goals. We may not agree with him on everything, but we work together on what we agree on.
On the Zionist front, we work together.
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What's going on, brothers...
My feed is full of Israeli accounts. These accounts I have never interacted with; choose Gangsters wherever I click...
Hopefully, one doesn't jump out of the phone and grab my Kalashnikov.
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🇺🇬
#Uganda
is a magnificent nation with rugged citizens. We wish its citizens plenty of happiness and prosperity.
One crooked judge who, like Judas, sold her soul and integrity for a few shekels does not represent this beautiful nation or its people.
#JuliaSebutinde
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Israel, not Iran
This overweight gangster went bankrupt recently. Mossad approached him with an offer of money and rehabilitation.
Every man has a price. You have a price, the man next to you has a price, and the man over there has a price. Historically, all men had price tags.
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If you think what Muslims did on 9/11 was bad, then I wonder what your reaction would be when you hear of Genrikh Grigoryevich
This Muslim gangster killed 5 million innocent people in the centration camp. The Muslims are the original Nazis,but luckily, we wrote the history books
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Salam Alikum brothers,
A masculine male is not paranoid. Sometimes, you assume a friend is betraying you, so you strike first by betraying them, although he never intended to betray you.
You must have a clear head and plan every move with wisdom rather than paranoia.
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This is the definitive proof that Muslims were behind 9/11.
Islamic extremist Benjamin Netanyahu predicted it in 1995.
#HamasTerrorists
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Salam Alikum from the Mountains.
Most men will get old, and their sole accomplishment in life will be the ejaculation they achieved in their bedroom alone
Other men's great deeds, faith in God, and contributions to their society, culture and masculinity will echo into eternity
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There would have been no WWI and WWII had it not been for the UK and the US corrupt and crooks suffocating Germany
The two world wars led to the destruction of Western civilisation
What you have now is the so-called Judeo-Christian values, which are, of course, Tel Aviv values
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To keep my mind occupied and to prevent my fighting skills from deteriorating, I've been practising field-stripping. I can disassemble and reassemble my rugged Kalashnikov in under 20 seconds.
I must be in a constant state of readiness as danger, and spies lurk in every corner.
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The most heroic way to insult a Zionist is by telling the
#truth
.
It's that simple. Just let out the truth.
He despises the truth just like a bat despises the light. The Zionist is raised in a culture of darkness, where truth is considered wicked.
#truthmatters
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#ICJ
did not call for a ceasefire because it does not consider the inhumanity in Gaza to be genocide.
It did give Israel a month to change its habits by killing less.
ICJ and other Western institutions are designed solely to punish Africa, Asia, Russia & China
#ICJGazaGenocide
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@TalibanPRD__
باید از خودت خجالت بکشی من چی دزدیده ام؟ پول اختصاص داده شده برای خرید کیمره دیجیتال به وزارت فرهنگ بازگردانده شد. تو ترسویی که به من خیانت کردی.
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When you see a Muslim on your TV somewhere in the Middle East yelling, "Death to America." They mean death to your bombs, planes, politicians, and media.
Of course, the Zionist papers misinterpret "Death to America" and publish, "Look, Muslims hate every one of you."
#Gaza
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Mr
@piersmorgan
When this child grows up and demands justice for his dead parents and siblings, would you still ask do we condemn Hamas? The
#Hamas
of today were the orphans of past slaughters, but a Zionist prostitute like yourself will always be manipulative and spewing lies.
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The electric gangster is a good man who is also a coward. He firmly believes in free speech, yet he is also a tyrant. He is a man of his word but also a hypocrite.
Overall, this gangster is pragmatic. He goes with the flow, aiming to attain his goals while occasionally stepping
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Salam Alaikum brothers,
This young man is well ahead of his time. He is displaying one of the greatest characteristics of a masculine male. Sometimes, raising your voice isn't appropriate for the situation or the opponent. You express your disdain through silence and tolerance.
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The Supreme Leader must let our sisters attend school. It's unethical and unIslamic to keep it shut.
I came to the UK as an Afghan refugee with no English. Education was - and still is - not an option for girls in Afghanistan. I am proud to say I passed my PhD
@ucl
with no corrections.🥳
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Good Morning from the Mountains.
Deep sleep and snoring are for homosexuals; a masculine male sleeps in a state of semi-consciousness.
He gets enough bedtime while also being completely aware of what's going on outside his residence and approaching enemy footsteps.
#sleeping
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@jacksonhinklle
If any gorgeous lady approaches you for sexual activity, you must refuse immediately. It's a Mossad agent with 4K camera.
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In our magnificent nation, not a single woman is employed in any branch of government. They are also forbidden from seeking knowledge.
If you put Mullah Massoud in the cockpit of a plane, he will crash within 5 minutes. If you place a pilot in these rugged mountains, he will
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She has since deleted it. This woman is a British actress, just as Ben Shapiro is an American podcaster and Bill Maher is a comedian.
If you had a few brain cells, you'd realise by now that these are their side jobs. These thugs are full-time Mossad agents.
#bbclaurak
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When the ancient
#Greeks
founded democracy, they had no idea that down the line, the chosen gangsters would arrive. They could not have predicted that a powerful country like the United States would have so many dumb voters.
Otherwise, they would have advocated for dictatorship
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Looking at
#Gaza
, my entire existence seems meaningless due to my inability to do anything.
If you feel the same way, that's fine. Such sentiments are only experienced by men with strong convictions & principles
Some justify their existence by cheering for the slaughter of kids
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The modern battlefield is a playground for cowards
As humanity advanced, so grew the gap between killers and victims. The victim no longer needs to be within range or sight; he can be killed from a great distance. There are no emotions or empathy, only orders, joystick & buttons
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The last patriotic American President.
What followed after him were Jewish Ambassadors acting as Presidents.
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#Jewish
people must bear collective guilt for atrocities committed by their fellow
#Jews
and justified using Jewish holy texts.
Or this monstrous barbarism will be a stain on the Jewish people for eternity, and they will be permanently labelled as war criminals.
#GazaHolocaust
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