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Don’t let loadshedding affect your business and studies !!
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@EnockMwepu45
If Eriksen got back on that field, you too
@EnockMwepu45
will definitely get back even GREATER 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 🇿🇲
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In Malawi 🇲🇼 100 Zambia kwacha pays your rent for 2months, you can get 3 goats and pay lobola for 7 virgins leaving you with at least k20 change.
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The same people that encouraged you to just LEWA are reminding you that Service taibwesha mileage
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Booked a Yango this morning and the driver was complaining about how his girlfriend has been so ungrateful. This man then said, “bakazi baku chipata nima hule” that’s why I just want to focus on my child and wife at the moment.
I was so confused 😂immediately gave him a 5stars
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Making JJ from scratch so I can hand him over to the Zambian police and get the reward money
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University marriages are the best 😭😭😭. Her uncle with the Hilux brought us pizza last night 🥺
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You’d be surprised how many young men wake and sit at the edge of the beds stressed and depressed BUT still show up.
Hoping he can sell a phone, sneakers or headsets.
Try Again!
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Girlfriend wamunobe ati body shaped like a mug with two toothbrushes in it but upside down 💀💀😭😭😭😭
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Me and the boys entering Royal Park matero na budget ya k300 knowing we will get 24 bottles of black label.
One shisha, ma chips ya k20 and 3 sausages and have k90 change ya Yango
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Yo Maps charges over k20,000 and Fashion Sakala earns about 4million kwacha every month ku Saudi Arabic.
lol my kids will play football ku ground during the day and attend music classes ku mazulo (at night).
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In Lusaka they will make you think they are ballers kanshi they flourishing on borrowed money 😂😂😂💀💀.
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Zambian ladies want to have TRADITIONAL themed weddings but are not ready to be TRADITIONAL wives 🤔🤔🤔
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a hilux dropped off a young lady and then she boarded with us on my bus.
one lady then said, uli na skin ya bwino like you're a South African.
proudly the girl responded ati "ine ka! its coz I've been to Dubai"
conductor "so matuvi umadya " 😭😭💀
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In Lusaka your girlfriend will give you a k1,500 kanshi it’s from the 5pin your father gives her as an allowance 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Zambian flag said chill🙌🏾🙌🏾💯
The Kenyan flag is the most beautiful flag in the world. Agreed?
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This bus I got on today, a man was eating tute and chewing so loud it irritated everyone.
Then this lady says, Yama shetanikoni bwino
fast forward after a heated argument between the two
this man dropped off pa Katungu and said through the window ati " panyo panu bonse"🤣
😂😂
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Yo Maps is Zambians biggest musician. You might not like the sound of this but trust and believe there has never been a BIGGER artist in Zambias music and entertainment industry bigger than Maps.
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When you see your friends who refused to contribute ma k1000 mu committee dancing with two bottles of fanta each and a plate of rice ya soup na nkuku
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Xaven is out here telling young girls to stay from a man with a vision for someone that will buy her Brazilian hair in exchange for HIV and a k2000 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Zambian ladies don’t even want to get married anymore 😭 these people only want to make money and smoke shisha 😂😂💀
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if you understand this pic there's no place for you in heaven 🤣🤣🤣😭💀
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If you’re not careful Lusaka girls can actually convince you to marry them 🤦🏾♂️.
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saying a k300 is not enough for a date is crazy especially if you know the only reason your father stayed with your mother is coz she got pregnant over a Vanilla biscuit ya k2
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August Alsina really destroyed Will and Jada’s marriage only to come out as gay 😂😂😂😂
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I just got a call that my garden boy hit into wall pa manda hilll Njebele Mwelesa Mercedes Benz yandi na 3 months tailakwana.. someone kind from nowhere pa TwitterX decides to send me a whole 10pin Ati just to appreciate my handsomeness
I'm bang there's Ladys that think like
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If your Lusaka boyfriend doesn’t know this place
Break up with him!!
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Ne-yo doesn’t have a bigger catalog than K-Millian but Zambians wouldn’t turn out in numbers even if a K-Millian convert sold at k150 VIP but would pay over k1000 for someone who had only one hit song 14years ago.🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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17 hours loadsheding
Dollar at k26
Mealie meal at k300
Bus fare k23
Fuel ⛽️ 35
High unemployment rate
We might be finished as a country.
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Business meeting with the Macky 2 or k500,000 cash. What are you taking ?
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She’s on her period, send her a k50 for chocolate and ice cream bro..
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#ZedTwitter
JUST in case you missed it here are some of the best replies from Slimfat (Napsa particial withdraw).
-we don’t participate in the vayolence we just report it
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If she adds tomatoes before onion mu salad it’s a valid reason to break up with her. 🤦🏾♂️
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@MuchinduChishi2
This post has really gotten to you coz you only have social media credibility when you post thirst traps.
And just like most girls posing on that mirror you’re just another door map to step on, useful but can never be put in a home unless at night!
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If you have plans of getting married please build a small house for you and your partner. Could be one or two bedroomed house but just do it.
If your budget for rent is k2000 that will mean you will save k2000 for the next 10yrs.
That’s just one step to building wealth!
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Ba Lusaka have done it again.
Happened a few minutes ago.
This boy has been sold a stone at k1800
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Moral of the story, dont propose to her in a gown. Go with a Mark X instead and do it over dinner with balloons and Ed Sheeran- Perfcf playing in the background.
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Things are bad in the country, Mwenye afuna k2 change yaake 😂😂😂😂💀
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Would you rather…
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HH wins
- loadshedding continues
- dollar 💵 at k32
- fuel at k40
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ECl wins
- loadshedding ends
- dollar at k15
- fuel at 12
- cadres run the markets and stations
-Jobs created
- sports facilities created to public
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this muzungu has the solution to Zambias current economic conditions 🤣😭💀
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Car park Sex kuma 16hrs fully naked at a mall 😭😭😭💀.
When I grow up I want to be that courageous
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😂😂😂💀 your fav baddie folded just like the doormat before taking it inside.
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This girl doesnt look like she has a full grade twelve Certificate.
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I know a guy who asked his girlfriend to visit during a long weekend holiday. On her way to Lusaka she got involved in an accident and died on spot
The girls family then said they will only put the body to rest if the guy marries the collapse.
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Once you have nieces and nephews there’s no excuse for being broke ! These kids always think we have money 😭😭😭
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These are not the Rwandanish girls we see muma corner shops in Zambia
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Xaven dropped a verse for girls that go out with their friends fathers
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The year is 2026, the state of the country is has it standards.
Unga k500,
saladi 5ltrs k250,
fuel k38 per liter
Dollar is at k28
Who are voting for Bally or ECL ?
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Yomaps career survives on Macky 2’s shoulders so much so that he had to use his body 😂😂💀
Fill up Heroes stadium 🏟
27th Of May 2023🦅🦅🦅💃🏾💃🏾
Good Morning Mwema international Fans kuchalo
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Dudes want a Lusaka hun until she asks the for a ka 2pin for lunch 😂😂💀.
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If you had a chance to nominate two Zambian musicians one male / one female for the Grammy’s
BEST AFRICAN MUSIC PERFORMANCE AWARD
Who are you picking ?
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Imagine leaving the love of your life in the club just so you can go back home to your wife and kids 😂😂💀.
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You may have friends making k50 a day, some making k5000 a day others making k20,000 a month.
Some unemployed, some divorced and others happily married.
Friends who eat anything they want and others dont even know what they eat when they wake up.
Respect each one and show love.
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When bestie calls you that ba Sugar daddy wants you in Decapo kuma 23hrs but you have no one to leave Jayden with 😭😭😭💀
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lelo mu bus,this man who was in a suit had k7 when bus fare is k12. he didn't negotiate with the conductor before boarding.
fast forward, the conductor says boss bus ni k12.
He was arrogant about it and said he always pay k7
Conductor : Wemunthu uli broke but uvala ma suit 😭
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Girlfriends need to start educating their boyfriends on period health and menstrual cycles.
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mu Zambia namo 💀💀😂 a witch doctor going live ku tiktok 😭😭💀
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One of these two artists is going to press the button which will separate Lusaka /Kopala streets musically.
And we will experience the next generation beef like no other!
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If you are between 20 and 35 in the next 20 years we will be 40-55yrs.
Get out there and socialise, meet people, start a business, go to university, forgive yourself, forgive your parents they won’t be that strong then.
Healing and letting go is part of breaking those curses
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I’ve stayed in Lusaka no enough to know there are two types of partners, ones that use public transport and those who drive/Yango frequently.
Date the ones who use public transport/walk if you want to experience GENUINE LOVE!
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Got my balloons 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽.
Grateful for life and everyone around me.
Receiving gifts via TXN 😏 raising ya
@HungryLionZM
😭😭😭🙌🏽
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Someone please be my girlfriend otherwise, I will vote for PF in 2026
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If you’re dating a girl from Lusaka make her understand you’re NOT her father!
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Manchester city fans what team did you support before Man City 💀💀💀😂
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So Bally and UPND will claim infrastructure they didn’t build but deny the Nkongole 🤦🏾♂️💀
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We need an Event were gents enter for FREE, the first 50 men get free shots of Gin and ladies have to pay k350 admission.
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5 arguments in less than 24hrs and everyone is arguing in English 💀💀😂
Facebook people and instagram baddies can’t manage this level of chaos 💀💀
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Zambian content creators are so UNCREATIVE !
They can never set a trend , all they do is follow a trend and embarrass themselves at it 🤦🏾♂️
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