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So ba US vice president came with her own car to Zambia 😂
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Imwe baku JETS you used to produce electricity using cow dung can you do samfing 😂
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Withdrew money from a booth and pocketed it without counting, after getting to shoprite discovered I was given K200 in excess. Got tempted to just pocket it, but eventually returned it pa booth. Could see the girls' relief....
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@killernan77
Garou is going to get bodied so bad he will lose his will to fight. Also this chapter will make Saitama have a real reason to go up against god
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Barbra Banda has been ruled out of the 2022 Women's Africa cup of nations for reportedly having a manly body and high testosterone levels
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After promising Zambians you will bring back gold kuma Olympics 😂
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30,000+ teachers employed
11,000+ health workers employed
Fuel Pump Price now K23.19
Hmmm Bally we are not used..... fyafula.....go on vacation 😂 we will think something is fishy
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"The great talkative is a great a liar" - Innocent Kalimanshi
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Being unemployed is tough. The humiliation, mental struggle, feeling useless....its really a bad place to be in. All the while seeing other people progress. Nga taukwete Lesa ku wapena 😂
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Bama K3400 watching arguments about K15000 and $400,000 😂
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This God, got my second job offer of the year, with a pay multiple times my previous 🤣🤪 he crowns the year with goodness
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Ise when grade 12 results were coming out by the time you are reaching 2 subjects ninshi ulina 15 points 😂
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Still a classic 😂
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Struggling to make progress in life kanshi Bali ku bika mu menshi 😂
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Am curious why does the same woolworths shirt cost nearly K400 in Zambia and is only R149 in South Africa?
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I have a ask, who is "irrelevant twitter"? By what criteria are you even measuring relevance?
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What is an acceptable net pay to live comfortably in lusaka?
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I remember some years back when I saw the payslip for the CFO for a certain company, and he was netting around K330,000 month on month. It made me wonder about the MD. The private sector really does pay well
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Appearance of angels according to scriptural definition.
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Sometimes your soul mate is your best friends man 😂 do the things iwe ndani
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I have been robbed 😭
So about one hour ago I parked my car at the mall and walked to the ATM approximately 100 meters away.
About 5 minuets later upon arriving back at my car I find my passenger mirror broken. Only thing the thives stole is the Expensive Valentine's present
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I've finally found a bouquet for valentines next year 😂
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I wonder what has caused the sudden dip in Patson Daka form
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We have prevailed, after FIFA intervention....Barbra Banda and 2 others will be allowed to play
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Imagine receiving a call for a job offer on a Sunday!!! What God can do 🙏 wow
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Some women che, they get you a gift worth K5000 elo ine Nika chite bwanji nima fola K3400 😂
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Sometimes you don't have mental health issues you are just broke 😂
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People legit have different personalities on Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp 😂😂😂😂🙄
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At a salary of K1000 you want K3000, then K8000 then K15000 then K25000. At every level, money is never enough and it finishes. I suppose financial management is more important than source of finance
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How many soul mates can one person have? Pe apa ba zed farmer
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When a sick person asks why there is no medicine in the hospital 🙃
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Is it really possible to eat more than 2 lumps of nshima 😂
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Her: Let's drop off my friend first
Ine: bonse selukani 😂😂😂😂
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If I worked for RTSA I'd mount a breathalyzer check point just outside Granddaddys 😂
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For people in the system, which is better between ZNS, ZAF and Zambia army? And why do say so?
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Given a choice, would you rather have a TV or a music system first
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For Christians, what is your position on drinking alcohol?
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Funny how Zambians went from "we are winning this AFCON" to supporting Congo 😂
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Enoch Mwepu reportedly had a suspected heart attack this morning and was rushed to UTH
Source: Nkani
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This thing of seeing your girlfriend everyday ine I can't manage I'd run out of clothes on the 3rd day 😂
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Touch down, Lusaka. I already feel like having 2 side chicks 😂😂😂 what's wrong with this town
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Most couples in the morning traffic don't even talk to each other when going for work ninshi they fight every morning 😂
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The funny part with men is that they can be in the heat of problems, everything crushing, mental state spiraling, but when asked, they will still say everything is under control 😂
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Randomly text your man saying
"I appreciate all you do, everything will be fine, I can see you are giving it your best" see how that will change his day 😂
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Most people that actually want to commit suicide just do it. Those coming to post about it on social media are just seeking attention
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How many slices of bread is enough slices for breakfast? I call between 2 and 4 😂 beyond that is just wild
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Just to be clear
Ukwangula chimpapila is the new word for drinking now or do i have this all wrong? 😂
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Not me, reading this tweet while expecting a K3400 pa Friday next week 😂
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The way men are standing up for each other these days 😂😂😂 you guys owe each other cold ones
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As a man, you just have to know basic electrical, plumbing, and mechanics. Otherwise, you can't be calling people for everything
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One thing I love about my job kulibe vama suit nima casual yeka yeka
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Ever since I started carrying packed lunch for work, I am generally spending less at work, the challenge is the temptation to eat the food before 13 😂
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I don't understand why women will wear a short skirt/ dress then spend the entire pulling it down. Like wasn't the point of wearing something short to show legs? 😂 better you wear something longer
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Imwe Bama bit coin na forex trading what troubles you with being rich alone that you must trouble us nama dm daily?
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