Muhammad Bhana
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@SkySportsNews
This is a terrible and racist take! It was the same at Wembley for the Euro’s final, the same at every UCL final and the previous WC’s too. Those that can afford the high prices tickets go in and Qatar was no different. Your racism stinks
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@Fourens_
Going through the comments and it’s clear women ain’t too keen on all that equality talk now that ya’ll have to pay money 😂
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Every school in Malawi,including private schools,must teach their students about the Constitution of Malawi and at the very least about the basic human rights we all have. Majority of Malawians haven’t the slightest clue and if they just did, maybe we’d demand more accountability
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@aamernt
@Visuality
@GaryLineker
@premierleague
@Cristiano
Yeah, it does. Because that’s what you play for!! The very best go out and win stuff
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Today we marched, because talk only gets you so far. Proud to be a member of the legal fraternity in Malawi.
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Let His Excellency inspect the commercial banks next to assess the availability of foreign exchange
President Chakwera in Ntcheu tomorrow for Crop Inspection
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Is there a national blackout?
EGENCO - NO
ESCOM - yes no maybe we don’t know
Minister of Energy - we deny there was a blackout
President - i have sorted the national blackout and I’m off to Qatar for the World Cup and I am monitoring from Egypt all those responsible for this
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Before you decide to spend 4 or 5 hours getting ready to attend that wedding function, ask yourself how many hospital beds are available in Malawi to treat covid patients, then look are your parents or grandparents, and now ask yourself - is it really worth it???
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@theeweekdy
@Fourens_
slow down - the details of the actual settlement are to remain private. the £140mil figure is what was up for stake - doesn't mean the dude got it all. dont be fooled by the press sensationalising this - a simple google search helps :)
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@SkyKaveh
The British empire was built on the sweat and blood of the nations they colonised, in circumstances that were far worse - and now you care about how much migrant workers are being paid? Please sit this one out
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To everyone who has come to Malawi from the UK to avoid the shutdown there - your levels of selfishness and stupidity are out of this world. You have now risked exposing millions in the poorest country in the world which has no functioning medical system. AND you left the NHS? 👏
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Aah okay, so the doctor must farm and build a hospital but a whole government that’s funded by the doctor’s taxes should not build a hospital and instead fly out 43 people on holidays accompanying the President 😊😊😊
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English - you’re not wearing a seatbelt that will be a K10,000 fine
Chichewa - Fanta?
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@RealTalkMUFC
Let's not forget they got rid of Giroud because of Lacazette and yet Giroud has a world cup winners medal whilst Lacazette became a poor man's giroud 😂😂😂😂
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Driving through Limbe town during lunch hour in a manual car is a whole workout
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With no sign of rains, here’s a reminder that
@MalawiGovt
recently allowed for the export of maize on the pretext that we had excess supply.. won’t be long before they’re borrowing money to buy (probably our own) maize back at much higher prices
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Imagine if we had a decent passenger train service to LLW that took no longer than 3 hours. Just imagine
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@PempheroMphande
I get that, and I applaud you for this. But my question remains outstanding - what was YOUR reason for not repaying the loan since 2016? I know you want to pay it now, but why not all this time? Credibility is key when you want to set out to hold others accountable
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@PempheroMphande
You love to speak of accountability and yet you have not answered why you didn’t repay your student loan for the last 6 years. Glass houses and all?
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We were promised change, and all we got is a cabinet of appeasement. The more things change the more they stay the same. All cabinet appointments should list their qualifications for the job next to the names.. I’m looking at the Minister for Mining...????? Eh Malawi 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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Must you really insult people because they aren’t celebrating Eid on the same day as you? When did we become the grand mufti’s of our time to decide who is right or not. Celebrate whenever you feel it’s right for you and let the others do the same.
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I'm seeing a lot of arguments against a lockdown in Malawi because of the poverty and that it will lead to starvation - these are valid points. But. There is poverty and starvation BECAUSE every government since 1994 has stolen billions upon billions from this country and have
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You know what’s better than a bonfire at the lake with a full moon above you? Watching your parents laugh uncontrollably on the beach with a bonfire and a full moon above
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@LAZARUSCHAKWERA
@MalawiGovt
is $60million worth our integrity as a nation?That you continue to support this butchering murderous child-killing nation just to appease yourselves and your pockets?? Whose interests are you serving because supporting apartheid is not in our interest
🇺🇳 The UN Assembly calls on “israel” to withdraw from all occupied territories in the Golan Heights and return to the borders that existed on June 4, 1967.
The resolution was voted positively by 91 countries, 8 opposed, and 62 abstained (mostly European countries).
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@ESCOM_Malawi
I can understand the power supply issue - but how has your vending system been affected?? Do you leave it outdoors in the rain?
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@YahooSportUK
@GuillemBalague
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what utter nonsense - it's almost although Pep drafted this article himself
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We have great people amongst us who turn down ministerial posts so that they aren’t seen as a reward for representing the new president in the elections case. The man keeps leading and teaching by example. Modecai Msisha SC is a living Malawian legend
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Seeing a dear and beloved family member lie lifeless is a sobering experience. Losing someone close to you really puts everything in this life into perspective
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Our fathers are real life superheroes. We will never know the true extent of the sacrifices they make for us. May their blessings be never ending
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Feels surreal that Ramadhan is almost over. We all know someone who didn’t get to see Ramadhan this year, and there are no guarantees that we will see Ramadhan next year. Make the most of what remains. May Allah accept all of our efforts and prayers
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Once the elections are over and done with can someone open a Nando’s in Malawi please we don’t ask for much here.. oh that and electricity, okay no fine we’ll take the Nando’s 😊😊😊
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@GuillemBalague
Guillem, sometimes it’s okay to just accept that a coach (Poch) and/or player (Messi) you really like have failed. You don’t always have to blame others. This team reached the UCL final before Poch and Messi arrived and have become worse. Messi missed a penalty let’s not forget
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My 3 year old nephew is OBSESSED with Kareena Kapoor in K3G.. we’re being forced to watch K3G again and whenever she comes on we’re ordered to shut our eyes and not look at her 🙈
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Presidential convoy driving down the opposite side of the highway 👏 👏👏 shutting down traffic during peak hours 👏👏👏👏 over 50 vehicle convoy - the change we were promised, the change we voted for 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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@piersmorgan
Look at these foreigners. Coming to the UK, sacrificing their lives to save everyone’s else’s. How dare they
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Not impressed at the traffic chaos caused by the presidential convoy but there is a remarkable improvement since the last lot where you’d be stuck for 4 business days before and after he’d passed through. But please, reduce the convoys further and just drive through normally
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I guess Donald Trump will be having shots of bleach tonight 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
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The people of Zimbabwe should just hire our boys
@HumanHrdc
- my guys know how to handle presidents who abuse human rights and have overstayed their welcome
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Why do people post pics of babies but then hide the face? If you’re worried about the evil eye here’s an idea - DON’T POST THE PIC AT ALL
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Teaching my 3 year nephew to say "prove it" whenever questioned was, in hindsight, not the smartest of ideas... this child be asking you to prove anything under the sun now!
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@GuillemBalague
Ermm, explains why your players and fans were crying at the end and why you've never won shit
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While the rest of the world are fighting in
#WorldWarIII
please divert some of your electricity and internet speed to us in Malawi, we promise to return it once you’re all done killing each other. Thanks I’m advance
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This is the ultimate weather for coffee.. multiple cups of coffee
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Govt was busy telling us we don’t have a forex problem. This never happened under DPP - this is really really bad.. let’s hope govt can sort this out asap because eh, we can’t be living like this!!
#Times360News
Ethiopian Airlines has suspended ticketing services for all travel agents in Malawi with effect from today, due to shortage of forex.
Reported by Mandy Pondani.
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Anyone else wake up this morning and not immediately realise we can have that cup of intensely gorgeous coffee? Anyway Eid Mubarak to all those celebrating today ☺️
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Why doesn’t this headline scream “Malawians of Asian Origin sponsor Tigers…” why is it only necessary to mention the race of an Asian when you are reporting something negative but conveniently ignore this when its a positive report? The hypocrisy of the media is astounding
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@SKChilima
If you were serious about mindset change you would have rejected this award and told the NPC to worry about their actual day job! What business does the NPC have handing out these awards to every current and former president/VP? Wha sort of a mindset is this?
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@DortmundLDN
@SkySportsNews
He criticised that rich people were inside the stadium only - but conveniently ignores that this happened at Wembley last year, and at every other World Cup final too previously.. so when you pick on one (Arab Muslim) state and ignore the others - what does that make it?
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This VAT on banking fees issue isn’t just a Tonse Gov’t issue. It’s a ‘who we vote for as MP’s issue too’. You put idiots in that house and this is what you get. The bill was passed by these MP’s, they could have stopped it. I bet most didn’t even fully read it
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COVID-19 strikes:
The whole world - let’s lockdown to try and stop the spread of this deadly virus that has no cure
HRDC
@HumanHrdc
- IT’S ALL FINE JUST WASH YOUR HANDS
😊😊😊
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@LAZARUSCHAKWERA
I really hope the President finds some time whilst there, perhaps when he’s stuck in a fuel queue or running around the banks looking for forex, to read the comments to his post.. maybe then he will realise just how bad the situation back home is
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Using an iPhone without a cover just has a totally different feeling. Apple really should offer a few free screen replacements with every new phone
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VAT on banking services-
The price we pay for govt increasing the tax free PAYE brackets
The price we pay for having MP’s who haven’t the slightest clue on the bills they’re debating but would rather focus on populist issues and making unnecessary noise
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@MalawiElects
This is nonsense 😂😂 there’s no way anyone could have stopped him from jumping into his car and driving down - he’s the Vice President for god sake! He’s just realised his messed up big time and is trying to blame someone else
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Just seen a selfie posted on Instagram with the caption “they criticise you cos they wish they were you” and I wanna know if it would be rude to comment “relax literally no one wants to be you let’s try again”
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Ok ok fine - I was SENT those pics but let me try with a more modern phone 😂 can’t believe I’ve been bullied into this.. here goes. Also if you still can’t read then either zoom in or buy the Daily Times 😁
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@bnltimes
Why is govt disclosing the race/nationality of those affected? What value does this add?
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Saw a tweet earlier that
@SAIntS_Malawi
don’t allow their students to wear Hijaab to school.. in 2020??? Most of their expat staff are from the UK where they wouldn’t dare deprive any student the right to practice their religion as they please because discrimination, so why here?
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Had I known this profession would drag me to Lilongwe this often I’d have done something else
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It’s 2019 and we’re still using TIPEX to cheat? Tipex? In an election??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#MalawiDecides2019
#MalawiElections2019
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Wayne Rooney, what a player.. by far one of the best I’ve ever watched! Him and Ronaldo were simply unplayable and then he carried us after ronaldo left to even more success! There was nothing he couldnt do, and will go down as an all-time legend!
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To all you keyboard warriors thinking you can say as you please on social media without consequences - be warned
Defamation is real
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@Microbedoc2
@jon_sayers
@rupertajones
The relevance would allow us to see the fuller picture of how much this barrister earns throughout the year especially where he is appealing for sympathy. There may well be other cases for which he is paid a substantially higher amount in relation to the work done
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Back home after a week and ESCOM gives me the grandest welcome ever 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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Me: wins another golf tournament
My dad: well done son I’m so proud of you
My mum: Okay now you’re just buying these trophies😕😕😂
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@AndrewmitchMP
@LAZARUSCHAKWERA
Can you please send him back with some petrol, his country are currently all stuck in fuel queues whilst he’s galavanting around London having photo shoots
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If Ed Woodward pulls off Varane I will forgive him for summer 2013 when he gave us Zinadine Fellaini
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Me - I’m from Malawi
Every South African - can you send Bushiri back please
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@SkySportsPL
@GuillemBalague
Pep could sign Crouch to play in goal and Balague would wax lyrical telling us all how he has all the attributes to develop into a clone of Neuer and De Gea
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So basically these phone companies totally misled the nation with their explanations on why data prices couldnt be reduced over the last few years
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@Andulu18
Of course we will all find this funny. But now ask yourselves how we would feel if it was the other way round. Would we comment with "🤣🤣🤣🤣" or would we (rightly) be disgusted and call for the "indian man" to be arrested and deported?
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Our govt is absconding in its duty to protect its citizens during this second wave. We have now lost a Minister to COVID and they’re still failing to enforce basic things like wearing a mask in public. Tonse? Change?
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@blackpearl346
@georgyporgy111
@malumeCollins
Yes actually, because you clearly don’t know how to do it. And you certainly haven’t read or understood the Constitution, particularly sec.20(1). Your policy amounts to racial profiling and is unconstitutional.
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Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t make something of your life because you’re a Muslim/Asian girl
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not been held accountable. Perhaps this is the time, as unfortunate as it no doubt is, for full and proper accountability. When govt officials cant jet off to other countries for medical treatment for themselves or families; when they have to face the wrath of the people for
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@DalgetySusan
@sunbirdtourism
Lol you had a whole buffet to yourself and that’s all you chose to eat, and now you want to complain about the price? Please be serious. If this place is beyond your budget next time find something cheaper, otherwise the rest of us find this place and it’s prices just fine ☺️
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Why do old Indian men feel the need to speak on the phone at the top of their voice in an airport departure lounge?
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@PempheroMphande
You find it okay to label Qatar an extremist country but get tickled by the word ‘arse’? Are you actually serious? Don’t use this to deflect, I notice you do that a lot. Focus on and respond to the issue
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Boycotting Israeli supporting western brands is all good and well. But let’s start with the Muslim nations who openly support the butchering murderers like Dubai who light up the
@BurjKhalifa
when someone farts but won’t in support of Palestine.
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We must respect and celebrate the freedom fighters of our beautiful nation; however truth be told we really have nothing to celebrate beyond them.
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@billykey00
@SkySportsNews
And this right there is the problem - quit trying to force your western ways of living on others. This isn’t the 19th century “empire” times. You have no right to lecture others on how they want to or should live. Do as you please and let others do the same, and respect it
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their neglect of duty; for their plundering of resources and corruption; for the state of poverty THEY HAVE CAUSED; for the poor state of hospitals caused by their neglect. This is the Malawi they have created and every single politician since 1994 should be held accountable
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People of Malawi - it’s probably a good idea to drive with your lights turned on in this weather
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The effects of deforestation have come home to roost. But even worse is our government’s lack of effective planning and mobilisation of resources - we knew this cyclone was coming for weeks. I bet they’re salivating at the prospect of stealing all of the aid funds inbound
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@onjezani
The criticisms of the ACB are fair and valid - the president and all Malawians expected more details on what exactly has happened!
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