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@MsTransKafka

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26 | She | Legal Autist, Illegal Woman | Sea Slug Girlie | 🏳️‍⚧️

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@MsTransKafka
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1 year
@shanewallick @LinkofSunshine I promise you, your iPhone won't fuck you, stop dickriding this hard
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@MsTransKafka
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Genuinely sucks how life seems to stop by 9pm in most US cities except for a small handful Besides NYC, NOLA, and LA, do any US cities even exist after 9pm?
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Birmingham is eerily quiet.
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@MsTransKafka
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@vanillaopinions Jesus. Argentina really loves to destroy themselves over and over again huh
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@MsTransKafka
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@ElGranSenglar -ian suffix surnames for Armenians but that feels like stereotype and more just... common cultural / linguistic tendency
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@MsTransKafka
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1 year
@SandyFrizzle The book famous for its original manuscripts written in modern English, never needed translations
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@MsTransKafka
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@tacticalcoqette My parents told me as a child I had a China obsession similar to this, what in the world was going on
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@MsTransKafka
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@TruthBlinders Crime is significantly lower nowadays, especially when compared to decades ago lol
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@MsTransKafka
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@wildingmango24 @hellogumpy @loicleclef @shanewallick @LinkofSunshine I'm so sorry, I was wrong... your iPhone WILL fuck you
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@MsTransKafka
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2 years
I love shopping 🤭🤷‍♀️🗿
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@MsTransKafka
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@anthropolitburo I agree but all of those are really good lines, you gotta hand it to'em
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@MsTransKafka
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@POSTBIOLOGICAL The last bastions of US Urbanism I guess? Lol
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@MsTransKafka
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6 months
@Ethan_Dean_1 Sometimes I want to go to the corner store to buy something at 9:30pm and it sucks when literally nothing around me is open!
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@MsTransKafka
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2 years
Being Trans is Expensive‼️ -HRT (w/out insurance) can be around $1k-$2k -SRS can be >$30k -FFS can be >$20-50k -Voice training lessons can be around $80/hr for lessons -Comfy/affirming outfits throughout transition in various settings is costly -Good swords can be costly too!
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@MsTransKafka
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6 months
Even big cities like Philly and Minneapolis felt kinda dead after 9pm when I was there
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@RealZach_Taylor @StatisticUrban The assassin's kid better be a good shot!
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@MsTransKafka
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@ElGranSenglar PIE going from random dudes in the Steppe to one of the widest spoken language families is wild too
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@MsTransKafka
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@jessicobra This meme is so dumb it's hilarious Somehow the jumbled up nonsense from the meme makes this when I add a few specific spaces
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@MsTransKafka
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@nikicaga Accidental W, for L reasons Drug criminalization is excessively cringe
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@MsTransKafka
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@LinkofSunshine Love how he thinks getting through Turkmenistan will be remotely easy lol
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@MsTransKafka
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@SHARKMODER This man has way too many doors in his home, it's confusing
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@MsTransKafka
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@terminallyOL Shut up, Warrior Cats is cool
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@MsTransKafka
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@nikicaga It's so silly because Bud Light has already bounced back (as anyone could have predicted)
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@sam_d_1995 @vanillaopinions "Going somewhere as a tourist is colonialism, but going somewhere for business is never bad!"
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@MsTransKafka
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@socialaskan The Anarchist Library always confuses me... like it looks like someone taking their uh, last steps?
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@MsTransKafka
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@So_Klose @vanillaopinions Buddy my ear hurts so I really want you to fix my ear ngl
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@peachlybeloved Why would SpongeBob, a sea sponge living in Bikini Bottom, create a love letter to the human form when he so rarely sees humans? Seems Squidward's piece is much more relevant to the average Bikini Bottom resident
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@MsTransKafka
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Someone please explain wtf the "nemesis system" is and how it can be copyrighted by warnerbros???
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If you could rebuild a game around the Nemesis System, what would it be?
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@MsTransKafka
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@yamibotkura @NumeroUdo I love Queering the Map
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@MsTransKafka
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@ancientsaltdepo @lucisev Based of him letting the Dem win
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@MsTransKafka
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@AshJubilee Also, majority of Hawaiians are pro-tourism. Twitter freaks insist otherwise, just wild detachment from reality and mostly just virtue signaling
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@MsTransKafka
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@seanzy25255 @okimstillhungry @GrrlGhost At one point around that age I woke up screaming because I swore there was a pile of bugs and worms just squirming next to my pillow, when I ran to tell my parents they just said to get out and go back to sleep lol
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@MsTransKafka
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@LinkofSunshine Wait why are they straight up changing the numbers omg wtf
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@MsTransKafka
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@ThisToxicX Wait What the fuck. Is this confirmed? What the fuck. When did this happen?
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@MsTransKafka
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@Staroxvia @staxdeadempress True. Literally about to send a copy of her old DIY doc to an irl who wants to start HRT soon
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@MsTransKafka
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2 years
Sex work? Girl I sure hope it does!
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@MsTransKafka
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@purplewaves7 @10daysinhell Let her cook (I've never seen the show)
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@MsTransKafka
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@hausofdecline Seen enough Star Trek to be worried about this one
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@MsTransKafka
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@neko_girl92 I'm mostly Romani and my family got me to do it and it came back like 50% "unknown" lmao
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@MsTransKafka
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@AnimalCacto @Ari3mu What about this?
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@MsTransKafka
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@AngelliAngelo
Angelo Angelli, JD
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I would rather vote out Biden and deal with Trump than let the politicians and the world think we are OK with genocide.
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@MsTransKafka
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@Can_Republican @nikicaga You're a republican lmfao
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@TrystinFrmCntrl @SandyFrizzle God wrote it? The whole thing? In one single surviving manuscript? Damn that's wild, must be a talented author ig
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@MsTransKafka
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@LinkofSunshine Azerbaijan -> Armenia -> Turkey is just crazy
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@MsTransKafka
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@FemboyLifestyle My 2nd puberty is taking so long tho 😩 My E levels and T levels are always perf but my body hasn't caught the memo I stg ugh
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@MsTransKafka
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@vanillaopinions Blue Check : - makes dumb tweet - gets engagement - profit
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@MsTransKafka
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@jaketropolis The fact that this is all just parking broke my heart
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@MsTransKafka
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@nikicaga that's wild also rip your oomfie when Qatar sends their assassins
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@MsTransKafka
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6 months
Just got home from a concert, everything I passed on the way back was closed and it's a Saturday night!
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@MsTransKafka
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@Hunting_4_more That's why it has been illegal for most people throughout all of human history... and something people have fought for and continue to fight for throughout recent history...
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@MsTransKafka
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@alyvore No no, she owns the favela now, her favela now
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@MsTransKafka
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men start podcasts women start trans femme polycule streaming horny commune DIY HRT discord servers
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@KatyMontgomerie God. Hope that kid gets real help and an escape.
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@MsTransKafka
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@north0fnorth It's 2004, those are the only ones brave enough to admit it
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@Trickyrickkkky Damn, forgot Nashville, last time I was there I wasn't 21 yet so I could only manage to sneak into like 2 bars maximum
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@MsTransKafka
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@Jon47928449 @So_Klose @vanillaopinions I just want my ear fixed, it hurts so much
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@MsTransKafka
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@nikicaga WAIT SANNA ISNT PM ANYMORE?
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@ThomasJMain @focusfronting Word sucks so much lol
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@THAT_Marshall69 @Ethan_Dean_1 No, I live in a city not a suburb lol
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@MsTransKafka
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@NickPeppermint @peachlybeloved Shit you're right. Sorry SpongeBob, I didn't understand your game
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@MsTransKafka
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@spacetwinks Autistic legend
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@allie0t @vanillaopinions Uh uh uhhhhh, South Sioux City??? Uhhhh Bemidji??? What about Bozeman?
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@MsTransKafka
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@equine__dentist I have no idea what they want you to answer lmao
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@MsTransKafka
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@Staroxvia I just think it's weird to post screenshots from dating apps like this
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@MsTransKafka
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@halomancer1 The energy of this reply is insane lmfao
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@MsTransKafka
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@Crazyuncute @foxnthings @nogoodtulip Cool! Do it! Would be interesting and could possibly cause genuine discussion and provoke thought, like all good art
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@MsTransKafka
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@BombsAh0y @legotrillermoth I actually had no idea until this post...
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@MsTransKafka
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@fallenchungus Imagine not adding alt text for this post lmao, the irony
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@MsTransKafka
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@hausofdecline @StopTweetingMia Pulled it up on YouTube and this was the top comment
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@MsTransKafka
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@FemboyLifestyle This is why I'm terrified to leave my current shitty job because as bad as it is, it at least pays the bills (mostly... shit pay but survivable)
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@MsTransKafka
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"Kink at Pride? What if my kink is open displays of massive firearms?" This statement is...
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@MsTransKafka
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@vanillaopinions I kinda hate when there are dogs in a restaurant or store ngl, ik that's controversial tho sorry
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@MsTransKafka
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@CYBERANGELFAERY hey Eden, I really hope you can still read this. If you can still read this, and you're still around, remember so many of us have much love for you and will do what we can to help if you, I promise I care about you and I hope you're alright <3
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@MsTransKafka
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@ErinInTheMorn New Hampshire continues to be the worst New England state
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@MIDslovitz @Nizzybean They're more familiar with meth I think
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@MsTransKafka
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@eMikeJones @Camphorous @tuulikamppila @ncweaver @ElysiumDynasty Went on your account, scrolled down and quickly saw you tweet about trans women frequently. Disinterested observer lol
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@SHARKMODER What's this place called???
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@MsTransKafka
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@kimandgo
𝔎𝔦𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔞
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@MsTransKafka
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@maietta @luciascarlet Me when I don't know what the first amendment does
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@MsTransKafka
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@LinkofSunshine Where did you get that screenshot? Because that's not what the actual wiki article shows??
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@MsTransKafka
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2 years
They should do laser hair removal but instead like... affordable
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@Hoodie_Milly @btClipperMan @SaeedDiCaprio Plenty of people raised by the French, I'm sure they'll be fine
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@MsTransKafka
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@vanillaopinions My family got kicked outta nearly every country in Europe and fled genocide to come to the US. Now I can't go anywhere outside my 5 block radius without basically being Inés Suárez Smh my head
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@MsTransKafka
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@yhdistyminen Ever indigenous person I've met in the US has the most WASP-y name ever, colonialism is wild
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@headfallsoff The lore behind this is so crazy
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@MsTransKafka
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@souljagoytellem What they did to him is one of the few good things to have ever happened in Czechia
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@MsTransKafka
Kerguelen Islander
5 months
If you look like this, DM me immediately
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beef clapton: soldier of fortune
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seabass sent me this last night and now im walking around at work huffing and puffing like an agitated grizzly bear
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@MsTransKafka
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@ThisToxicX The right side of this meme has the only good movies tbh lol
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@MsTransKafka
Kerguelen Islander
2 years
Hi everyone! I'm Penny D̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶M̶c̶C̶a̶b̶e̶ uhh ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶o̶s̶s̶ uhh I mean "my friend Andrew" told me to make a Twitter I'm here for ̶s̶u̶r̶v̶e̶i̶l̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ to make friends! 😁
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@MsTransKafka
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@vanillaopinions Republican gays are the most unsettling people in college
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@MsTransKafka
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@bending_michael Somehow Cleveland punching above its weight compared to cities of similar size lol
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@MsTransKafka
Kerguelen Islander
2 years
Thank you premlak Goodnight again
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