@sarajcox I used to play in the band. One of the actors swigged a massive bottle of shandy backstage, came onstage and brought the whole lot back up. Chaos. 🤮

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@21metgala Consider the poor soul who had to sit behind him.

@Shabnamagram Of course! We need the photos and updates.

RT @Xris32: Tomorrow’s meeting is prepared and ready. Ofsted. Top grades. SEND in English. Jam packed. Join us tomorrow!

@LucyVonSc Your post made me think I might try this, as we have a haggis, then I realised I don't have a cauliflower. And have run out of cheddar... Maybe another time!

@Met_athletics fundraiser to take the team to the indoor BUCS event in Sheffield:

@Shabnamagram What is the marker for a gentleman? Top hat? Seriously sweet, though.

@seany180 We'll be there next month - with 50 year 11s. And they can't wait!

@thebowlerhatman Please don't ever wear a Monster Truck t-shirt, Mr Benn. It would destroy all of my childhood memories.

@TeachLeadAAli Hmm...what's going on? A pupil asked me if I would ever have one today...

@robprogressive I tried to pay £80 cash INTO my son's account and was refused.

@LauraPAuthor Ask @JoeBangles11 . He loves cheese

@DrAllyLouks @dieworkwear I didn't know how much I needed this collab until now. 💪

@the_traitors_ Armani. She's become too confident.

@Comicsandlit @guardian @kerouacskazoo Great collaboration!

@LeeBraganza That sucks. Silver lining - it's only one day until the weekend...

@Mathew_Lynch44 😂 No, I haven't! Beast Games does not get good reviews:

@Mathew_Lynch44 *opens, not keeps!