Wife and comic relief account of naff car fan and Twitter overuser
@joncoupland
- I have a Labrador called Crystal, Two Cats and a Barbie Pink Fiat 500.
So
@MrsJCoupland
is working away for 3 days this week ...
You know what that means.
House to myself - clearly I can't be trusted. 🫣
So if you have ever fancied selling me a car ... now is the time
NEWSFLASH 🗞️
This evening
@MrsJCoupland
saw the Rover 75 for the first time ...
Her exact words:
"Oh it's a lovely baby blue colour, I like it. Actually it's really lovely, isn't it!? - I'd be ok with this one staying, but it's still and old man's car"
I need to sit down 😮
Hi all 😊 - now I'm feeling a bit better I just wanted to say thank you for all your kind words, comments and messages the past week. They have been lovely. It's been tough.
Amazingly my husband
@joncoupland
didn't manage to buy and cars but he did buy me this lovely necklace 😲
Yesterday my daft husband
@joncoupland
decided to go out and buy 6 ... Yes 6 Protons
At first I thought I wa going to be furious ... But actually I'm past the point of caring 😂
Thank you all for your comments, love, and kind words yesterday RE
@MrsJCoupland
I have tried to reply to you all but there were so many best wishes (and I did a 17-hour shift in the end)
If I haven't responded directly, apologise. But ThankYou
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎊
From our humble little family here in Lincolnshire to you all across the globe, we wish you a healthy, prosperous and fun filled 2024.
Hope you continue to join us there ☺️
Hi all. Thanks for all the messages about my operation today.
Sadly it didn't go ahead and they had to postpone it. There was an issue with the laser. Apparently lots of doctors all needed it at the same time 😂
Hopefully I'll get a new date soon x
Happy Birthday to me! 🥳
Introducing the latest addition to the Coupland fleet. This ... It's a Smart ForTwo (451) 'Night Orange' edition.
235 were made ... And now this one is mine 😊
Whaddya reckon Twitter folk?
Right then
You lot are responsible for this being stuck on our drive so I struggle to get out in the morning
Least you can do is watch the video and share some of the pain with me
I've been keeping it a secret for about a week now and I can't any longer
I get questions such as: why do you put up with
@joncoupland
buying Protons ...
This is why. He finally bought me my own 🤣
I've come home and he's gone and bought a bloody trailer ... A trailer
What on earth for ... Just to wind me up???
Furious ... Absolutely raging
He's bloody sleeping in it tonight
Thanks to everyone who has asked me recently
Still waiting for the new date for my operation.
I am hoping to hear back this week ... but sadly won't hold my breath for good news
Thank you so much to everyone who has wished me a lovely Happy Birthday today
I can confirm he hasn't bought me a car ... Proton or otherwise
I'd class that as a good day
Thank you to everyone who has sent me their love and kind words the past few days. I'm starting to feel much much better and can semi talk now. The swelling is going down and I've been able to eat
Scary times
I'm humbled by everyone's words x
Please watch this video of my stupid husband getting on a train to buy a car that blew up on the way home ...
at least then he can use the revenue from the views to fix it!
975,000 Views! 975,000! WOWZA
Humbled that so many people enjoy watching Dad and I mess about with old cars and stuff.
Roll on the 1,000,000 I suppose!
No idea who this John Cooperland chap is ... But he might be a better option for me than my
@joncoupland
if he's advising others to buy Protons and not buying them all himself
@PracticalClass
PS ... I know he's going to be LOVING the title 'King Of The Protons'
@idriveaclassic
1 MILLION VIEWS - I have genuinely had to sit down and let that sink in.
A MILLION VIEWS - Humbled, touched, driven to carry on.
If you have watched the channel even once, you will know it's just some folks in Lincolnshire ... but THANK YOU
Inspector Inspection 😂
Crystal loves a good brush (can you tell) and she was certainly ready for one this afternoon! Could have made a whole new inspector from the fluff!
A
@MrsJCoupland
update.
Stitches have finally started to dissolve and fall out. Her speech is coming back AND today she ate her first solid meal of Chicken and veg. (Which apparently was brilliant) 🤣
Here she is wrestling The Mop
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS FOOL ♥️😍🎂
Yes it's my annoying husband's birthday today (explains a lot right!?) - but in-between all the naff cars, the wacky building projects and the keeping the world safe ... You always find time for us ☺️
We all love you.
Have a great day 😘
You may have noticed
@joncoupland
has gone quiet again this weekend.
Don't worry he hasn't been buried due to the trailer incident ... But he is very very poorly again :(
Bedridden for a third time since December with the flu.
It's not nice. But at least he's not buying cars
Trailer Update ...
I've had to concede - I like it ... I've looked at it this morning and it's actually quite useful. (Plus the stuff inside that came with it has already paid for the trailer ... so)
(This is NOT free reign to buy a Proton today!)
Ohhhh
@joncoupland
has just messaged me to say he's going to try and get the Lancaster started!
Sadly im working until 10pm ... YEP - but would love to have been there :(
This one is my Fav!
Please do subscribe if you can
Lots of things coming ... including me demolishing a Proton
Actual video coming to the channel ... me, sledge hammer, proton
Like some other YouTube 'stars' this month, I've seen a bit of a drop in the rate of Subscribers
Could I trouble my Twitter folk to spread the news of my channel and encourage others to view / subscribe?
It helps me do what I do 😁
It's not all Protons
Christmas has arrived in our house
Crystal has been helping me by being a good girl
I'm starting to feel Christmassy now
Still not bought anything for
@joncoupland
🤣👎
Got my Halloween costume all sorted for another year.
It's the same one I've been wearing for the last few years now
Always does well 🤣
🔔 Trick Or Treat ... What's In The Garage? 🔔
Happy New Year to all my new followers!
I'm enjoying this Twitter thing and will continue to be on it in 2023 :)
This year was the best year of my life!
Here's me signing the contract to own half of a load of old crap cars ... thankfully he came with it too!
The cat is out of the bag (and the house - watch 'till the end!)
The
@HagertyUK
shop is now open and the kind folk there sent me some goodies to share with you!
Video now live (this was a fun one to do too!)
Links all in the video!
@DeborahMattocks
Thank you
I'm so nervous
According to the nurse. Jon's not allowed to wait with me so he will have to drop me off and leave
Hopefully no cars are for sale locally 😅
Memories app tells me it's 10 years since
@MrsJCoupland
and I took the doggos to the beach as one of our first few dates.
I took my DSLR camera like a wally
Find someone who makes you smile everyday ☺️