@NoContextBrits At her age it'll have to be in, or very close to, a bathroom

@NoContextBrits Mmmmmmmmm, ground up sheep tendons and ligaments, food heaven!!

@NoContextBrits They really didn't need to do this as the highways agency is already a massive joke, also the potholes will be back in a year anyway

@BlackPaintit @pheez25 Yeah, you really have to assume that if the kind of money being touted by Qatari "sources" was actually on the table the sale would have been straightforward

@NoContextBrits That baby looks 56 years old

@NoContextBrits Well that's the excuse they gave their editor

@NoContextBrits You could play golf with that chin

@NoContextBrits Probably lucky they found it before the kebab shop owner otherwise some piss head would be chowing down on a seal donner

@BlackPaintit @lisajt_x Smells like a bus stop drunks use as a toilet.... literally everywhere

@NoContextBrits Is your favourite food chicken nuggets too??

The time in London is currently.... 5 past Ortega #ARSMCI

@NoContextBrits Shouldn't they really be called foreigners seeing as there is three of them??

Will there be baseball caps?? I'm not boarding unless there are baseball caps

@NoContextBrits Anyone else still lock the toilet door when they take a dump whilst home alone??

So this past year I've been watching the Walking Dead from the beginning for the first time Very good show however it really should have ended with the death of Negen at the end of season 8

@Olly25Olly @NoContextBrits Yeah it was supposed to read 2 weeks and by the time I realised I was a moron it was too late

A "random" homeless guy is intriguing

@NoContextBrits It seems to have its arse on its head

@carcassone81452 @RupertLowe10 @RSPCA_official @peta Much better to tickle the animal to death before butchering and eating it, right??