Gunter Seagullman
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@ItsAMad_W0rld
These pranks seem to work out really well, if the goal is being charged with something.
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@Human101Nature
Wow, if this is the most adversity the daughter has experienced in life to this point, and this is how they’re handling it, I suspect they’re in for a wild ride when life actually gets tough.
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@KristiNoem
Puppy killer is tweeting something. No one cares Kristi. You shot a puppy in the head.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
How is this “Alzheimers’s sufferer” consistently getting the best of Trump and his acolytes? Trump inherited $400 million, so he didn’t singlehandedly do anything. He was born or third base and brags about hitting a triple every minute. He’s a stone cold loser.
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@patriottakes
They are no longer trying to hide it. By September maga will be marching in brown shirts, carrying swastika flags in every major city in America. Fascism is back and this is its leader.
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@KlasfeldReports
We are less than 4 hours away from Trump saying he’s never met David Pecker or ever heard of the National Enquirer.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I hear ya Gary! When I pull up to the Dollar General in my jacked up truck after day drinking at the bowling alley, people do everything they can to get out of my way. I can feel the love and respect as they avoid eye contact and mumble sweet nothings below their breath. Freedom!
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@Acyn
Solid analysis from Jason. Biden will definitely want to distract his base from that great news about the economy.
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@KellyScaletta
I assume the opposite, she must be very qualified because it was likely much harder for her to reach that level than it would have been for a white person.
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@guelphgirlchris
With all this bloodbath talk I didn’t realize it was going to be from self inflicted gun shot wounds.
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@Human101Nature
@FightHaven
Lol, what do I do? Well I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure walking away from the hose while it shoots gas all over the place is pretty close to the bottom of the list in terms of solutions!
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@Human101Nature
Who would think that people on the ground could see what they were doing inside that glass capsule? 😂
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Tell me about it, Gary. Let’s just say, the feedback I received for my Melania master work has not been kind.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Excellent work Gary! Not many people talk about this, but in the 1980’s, Donald was the bare men Greco Roman wresting championship of the East Village. His name is legendary in all the New York area bath houses.
Quite the accomplishment, Donald!
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I agree Gary, your art captures the loving warmth that Melania exudes towards her husband. Their marriage is the perfect union, and the rest of us should be so lucky to someday be able to make a similar purchase.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Yes brother Gary! It’s our divine right as American patriots to do horrible things and then accuse the democrats of doing it. Our spiritual leader Donald has shown us that our accountability for wrongdoing is canceled by our love for our America and our religious fanaticism. Amen
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I hear ya Gary. Not since Lemmy died, and Motörhead disbanded, has there been a place for us straitriots to do and wear what want. God bless America’s oldest child, Kid Rock!
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@ForgiatoBlow47
It’s not weird that you guys got tattoos of a 78 year old man on you legs. Not weird at all 😳
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@ryanwhitney6
He’s 37 and the Kings paid him 57 million over the last 10 years. I think he’ll survive a couple months in Columbus before he lands somewhere else or retires. The Kings got some decent players in this deal.
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@highbrow_nobrow
For Christ sakes, Kristi, quit while you’re behind! Take a knee. Admit you did the wrong thing and maybe people will forgive you. You lying about it is what keeps the story alive.
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@atrupar
It’s amazing to me that there are people like Trumpy who don’t understand the difference between climate and weather. If that’s you, go educate yourself.
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@Maximumatheist
In many cultures this is exactly how people end up married. Should have received 10/10.
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@StormyDaniels
You have no idea what you’re talking about… oh wait, you’re Stormy Daniels, so I guess you do know that’s not a photo of you.
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@Dumfukdetector
@catsequalneko
I’m going to ask my wife why she didn’t do “any of the work”. I should be out of the hospital in a few weeks.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Hi Gary, so true! With the power of both Jesus Christ and Donald Trump there’s no way we can lose! I’m so sure, I took a second mortgage on my double wide and invested all of little Spike’s possum money. I’m gunna be rich!
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@MayNotBeJoking
@RonFilipkowski
Classic misdirection in the set up and a solid punch to end it. 4 stars
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@KristiNoem
Nobody believes anything you say Kristi. You were lying on tv this morning about knowing Kim Jung Un, you lied about why you shot Cricket. You have no credibility whatsoever. Total fraud!
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Oh no! Not to worry Gary, as a dedicated Timcel, I will do everything I can to get you back in Tim’s good graces.
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@aintscarylarry
After decades of not paying people what they are owed the Trumps are shocked that no one will lend them half a billion.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I agree Gary, we Christians have been made to worship in the shadows for too long in this country. I went to buy a Bible yesterday and they’re charging $60.00 plus shipping and handling! Only an evil person would do such a thing! They’re trying to keep us Christians down!
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@JacksonLahmeyer
Defending an unrepentant racist like JP Staples isn’t a good look for you Jackson. Though maybe it’s something you’re completely comfortable with, as you agree with him.
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@theliamnissan
It seems Kristi is pointing fingers at everyone except herself. Lots of excuses, all of the suck!
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@RyanShead
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Not likely, the bats are too phallic for Joey not to get excited about.
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@CoryMCrossman
@GuntherEagleman
“My name is Cory”
- my tongue is in Gunther’s ass
- I read at a 6th grade level
- my goal in life is to work a 7-11
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@ScottFishman
@RonFilipkowski
It’s odd that you happened to have this meme in your personal collection, but i guess it’s likely part of your larger maga men collection. Keep reaching for that rainbow Scott I’m sure there’s a like minded guy(s) out there just for you.
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@smalls2672
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Joey has a perfect marriage, why? Because they both like shopping, travel, and sleeping with men.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
My lord Gary, how do you consistently capture such accurate depictions of our dear leader? Your gifts are as genuine as President Trump’s intentions are pure. God bless you!
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@michaelt5656
That is the biggest crowd ever for a republican politician rally. Donald must be furious!
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@GaryPetersonUSA
So true Gary, so true. Who does John Cougar think he is, preaching that rubbish! You would never hear anything like that at a Ted Nugent show. Ted is about love of country, and perhaps a little about adopting a child so he could sexually assault her. But mostly about love of USA!
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@GaryPetersonUSA
First Kyle, now Governor Rudy! Your lovely daughter must be the luckiest patriot in all of the red states!
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@LauraLoomer
Gary a predator?! This man is a national treasure and his son is a true patriot. Two things someone like Laura Looner would know nothing about.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I was so taken by the artwork that I forgot to mention Kellyanne! That smile, what a natural beauty. So suave and debonair, she’s true MAGA royalty. Her youthful good looks remind me of another MAGA royal, Kimberly Conway. Both timeless beauties.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Amazing work Gary! It’s a mirror image of our amazing Donald, the greatest and most selfless patriot of them all! Serious question, is there an art medium you haven’t mastered?
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@GaryPetersonUSA
@benshapiro
Ah yes, Proverbs 13:12: “buyth a book of scripture from vermin a fool thy becomith”
Words to live by.
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@TakeiteasySV
@ReallyAmerican1
Can you show me an ANTIFA outfit? I am thinking about joining, but I want to make sure I look good in their colors. 😂
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Yes Gary, the constant fawning and red hot lust is palpable between these two. I’m positive they hit the sheets and made sweet, sweet love immediately after this picture was taken.
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@smalls2672
Is that the short, fat Aussie who likes foursomes with his male friends, and Hairpiece Mussolini together? Where’s Kristi Noem when you actually need her?
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@MountsDebi
@Gabriele_Corno
Nice take Debi, but there are clearly people there and you can see green hills in the background. So not deserted and there’s food.
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@TheFungi669
@laurenboebert
They are better human beings, so naturally they’re better parents.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Do you know any of these people, because you can’t be talking about yourself. You’re not white, not straight, and you hate the Pope, so Christian is likely out the door as well.
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@warriorhounddog
@ZOrtiz99
@Kaylan_TX
David, If I were you I would start harassing her. Nothing bad ever happens when people do that.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I agree, Gary! President Trump is guilty, but that’s not a good enough reason to hold him accountable for what he’s done. The democrats and their lawfare! I wish they just go after Sleepy Joe for being a law abiding citizen and leave Donald alone!
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That’s our billionaire 45th
President begging for your money. You know, like all billionaires do.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Wow, this might be your best work to date! I marvel at your ability to keep turning out masterworks that capture all that is great about America. God bless you and thank you for your service Gary!
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@TheoFleury14
@FinethenBthtway
You didn’t answer the question Theo, what treason was perpetrated by the PM?
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@ATTACKTRADE
@NickAdamsinUSA
He was too busy banging little girls with his friend Jeff Epstein.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
@SenTedCruz
It’ll be okay Gary. Take some deep breaths and try and relax. The mean old man is done talking and can’t hurt you anymore.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Gary, Jesus wasn’t sleeping, he was praying! And just like our current saviour, Donald Trump, he too was unfairly persecuted. Are the woksters planning to crucify President Trump as well! I can’t stop sobbing!
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@theliamnissan
Hannity has a blown up picture of Hunter’s big wrench that he keeps in his desk.
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@joncoopertweets
I thought the right were against drag queens? Oh wait, that’s Kimberly Guilfoyle! Oh, well not convinced she’s not a drag queen.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Hey Gary, any word if they’re going to release their duet “I was always on my mind”?
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@GaryPetersonUSA
@charliekirk11
There, there Gary. Seeing a gay Englishman in a red suit singing on a stage is more than any American Patriot could be expected to handle. No one should have to be subjected to this type of freedom of expression in America. Isn’t this why Jesus died for us?
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Another triumph Gary, and such an apt comparison between our brave, beloved Donald and the great American agent James Bond. I can’t help but feel more patriotic after seeing this wonderful work of art. 👏👏👏👏👏
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@Dumfukdetector
Vaccines cause blood clots 3 years after taking them? That makes as much sense as blaming a hear attack on a Big Mac you ate back in 2021.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Joey,
Stop coming out of the house with your wig disheveled
Maybe change your clothes once in a while.
Stop sashaying, and prancing like a princess
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@uhd2020
This is hard to comprehend. It’s even harder to comprehend that there’s billions of these galaxies in the known universe. Truly amazing
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
Jesus has third billing behind Kari Lake and Donnie. Not bad for a guy who hasn’t been in anything new in a couple thousand years.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Gary, you knocked it our of the park again! Another masterpiece by a master artist. Bravo
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Again Gary, right on the money, Incredibly life like painting of our most beloved president.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I can’t wait to see it, Hopefully it’s as riveting as the movie poster makes it look💩
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
One is fact, Kristi shot her dog. The other is fiction, so completely irrelevant.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Indeed Gary, with a head shaped like the majestic russet potato and a smile that is as alluring as it is confusing, due to his small teeth and giant gums, Charlie is a man amongst boys. Or perhaps a man who likes boys. I really don’t know all the facts about his life.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Yes Gary, Pres. Trump is the beacon that guides all of us patriots! His generosity, faith, and kindness are all that is needed to keep us on course! By the way, your painting really captures the joy Donald feels when helping others with one of his selfless acts of charity.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Amen Gary. The woksters don’t understand that it’s the union of church, state, and strategic cash “incentives” that makes this nation great!
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@TheUnvirgin
I don’t even understand what they’re protesting. Are they married? Are they brother and sister? What do they have against cumming? People with sexual hangups are so strange. Who cares what other people do. It’s no one else’s business.
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@Acyn
MTG is the best at being the worst of America. She is an incurious, arrogant, narcissistic, racist, who wants nothing but the spotlight at all times. Has she done anything as the gentle lady from Georgia? No!
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@AnnieForTruth
Totally agree. We have to make sure it’s very clear to anyone even considering voting blue in November that voting is not optional. We need every blue vote, as there is a very real chance it will the last time we will ever get the chance to vote if we lose!
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@GaryPetersonUSA
I agree Gary, for Christian patriots like us it’s important to keep baby Jesus’s birthday in our hearts and minds all year long. And nothing says I am a good Christian patriot like a family wielding AR 15’s. God bless America (except the blue states).
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