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Architect by profession. Restaurateur by passion. Strategist by perception. Stoic by resilience. Finicky by compulsion. Vocalist by delusion.
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It is needless to begin to explain all the many reasons the Eko Atlantic City is a bad idea and how the poor will ultimately suffer for our government's betrayal.
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As a kid, I went to his house on a random saturday and they were eating jollof rice.
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Last last we will do this election thing ourselves. They think they are smart.
Please....Tear a sheet of paper!
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It was difficult to watch this go down today yet, I found strength in the faith that we will rebuild. Nigeria really did this one :)
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Tailor spent 7k on Uber to be stalking babe!!! How will clothe be ready??? How???
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You can't plead with a person to stay in love with you. It's not even their decision to make. Don't postpone your hurt. Let them go and hold no grudge.
That a person falls "out of love" with you doesn't imply they never cared.
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I thought you people said they yuse to have sex in the middle of the night? it's 1am and all of them are still wearing clothes. Am I supposed to press something on the remote?
#BBNaija
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This one stole my chicken, got his ass whooped and now he is giving me attitude. The audacity! You wee sleep there son.
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I'm just pitying Alex and the 86 missed calls she'll drop for Leo two weeks after the show.
#BBNaija
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@CollinsUma
Two years ago, I got into an argument with a friend. I feel I won the argument but I wasn't happy. Anyway... I don't drink nor do I smoke but it's not for moral or religious reasons. Volcanos are overrated.
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@shi_flowers
@SamJoRushmeyer
@Chayyslayys
@Drake
This is unnecessary vile...and quite strange too as I'm sure you're no stranger to being bullied.
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Those of you that read "48 Laws of power" and started squeezing everybody's hand because "firm handshake" should not put mouth in this thing.
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@shi_flowers
@SamJoRushmeyer
@Chayyslayys
@Drake
You changing your profile picture to shield attacks on your looks doesn't really help your point but...go off.
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@nazquiat
Dude bottom left corner knew exactly what Daniel was about to do even before Daniel knew exactly what Daniel was about to do 😂
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Like say no be here we dey when the whole country Ghana join dey throw party say Abacha die. Abacha no be person papa? Same Abacha still dey send up pocket money no mean say we no dey find spare time swear for am.
Abeg(x3) who e pain make e carry flower go Aso rock.
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It really did play out. 19 staff now back on the job market….and that’s just one business.
It is needless to begin to explain all the many reasons the Eko Atlantic City is a bad idea and how the poor will ultimately suffer for our government's betrayal.
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If Cee C and Dee one hug each other for like 5 minutes they can give us very nice bitterleaf soup.
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Raising a child can only be love. Over two decades of investing in a child and awaiting ROI. What if the child decides to be unfortunate?
Arguably safer to put all that money in poultry... atleast, chicken no dey join bad gang.
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@joshiwawawa
@mosthatedhoe_
Nothing anyone here says is going to make a difference...she far gone.
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"I design and build for 150k. RT, my customers are on your TL"
... Na them
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@oaikomo
Damn...y'all must me like rich, rich. We only had jollof rice on Christmas day and our last born's birthday.
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@_valkiing
This is quite funny. Very funny actually. I feel bad too that I find it funny. However, may we not one day try to let go of our "insecurities" and someone gets to remind us we dropped something.
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@i_am_UCHE
@cursedghoest
@iatemuggles
@kaptinkomrade
I just want to say I appreciate you all
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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@281_287
@elsorcerer1
@juwongowild
@__bonitas
@damil0laolorife
What???😧
You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me!
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@Ebbunwa
Anything made from beans to go with pap. It was a law...one that I soon found out didn't apply to the rich, rich.
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Woke up to dms thinking all my crushes decided to dm me today... But no... CeeC's fans with powerpoint presentations explaining in detail how I'm a bastard (poor write ups BTW). I'm so sorry guys... No ves. Help me greet her.
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Me reading the "men will disgrace you" tweets unbothered because this gender thing is not group work.
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Nigerian companies where the HR is primarily focused on "catching late comers" to cut down salary cost while paying absolutely no attention to employee trainings that add professional value shouldn't dare to call Nigerians "unemployable".
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Back in 2013, I found out I had a heart condition. 2015, I further found out "rock bottom" had a basement as constant threats of impending doom tormented me into depression. JAN 13th 2019 and I've been declared whole again. I should have known.... The battle wasn't mine to fight.
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@morris86
@victornopago
@Karabo_Benedict
@Raraloko
Let it be known to you that you're not a good person.😂😂
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I just pressed APC everywhere. I pressed the presidential like say na quarrel. I can't let them say they didn't see the ink.
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Lagos is actually the poster boy for "spending more time trying to look rich than working to be rich"
The government will rather pull down "poor settlements" that affect the aesthetics of Lagos than lift a finger to empower those settlements.
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"Unilag boy"....a brand that was built on thousands of broken hearts over a thousands years and this boy wants to tarnish it....big brother, please open that door!
#BBNaija
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One might say those jobs too are important but in the bigger scheme of things... I say fuck that!
People shouldn't steal from you, give you back peanuts to survive and then you still offer your gratitude.
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@duchesskk
@TheAdenike
This has got to be the most Nigerian official statement ever!....I hope! 😂😂😂😂
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Some girl, somewhere just copied Somto 's number from the leaked chat because she really doesn't care what y'all talking about... She just wants penis. The game is the game. ✊🏽
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It is the people that have printed team shirt in this harsh economy that it is paining me for.
#BBNaija
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@Bobo_Kvng
@evelyn__OG
She is OUR mum now my dear brother. Help us thank mummy for her service.
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Just like in time past, the rich (majorly corrupt people in government) want to yet again run away from the people they have made poor.
Simply put.. Our government will rather run away from poverty than fight it.
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We have counted at MEGA CHICKEN
Presidential:
AAC - 3
ANN - 12
APC - 37
PDP - 149
Invalid - 32
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"Eko Atlantic to address Lagos housing issues caused by rapid population growth"
I read this headline back in 2014. You see, the lack of effort put into the deception is what maddens me!
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Ikeja... Victoria Island... Banana island.... Lekki... Eko Atlantic.
Constantly segregating the poor while pushing them deeper into said poverty.
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@juiciestofjays
@amazoniancub
Na wa o... Dramatic much 🙄.
Wishing him very speedy recovery. He shall not die but live to testify against himself.
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@iamokorie
@800
You earn 100k monthly and you're doing compact plus. 😂 Let's not even talk about how you're smiling 20k unlimited with your limited funds.
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Please, Abuja people... Stay hydrated and mind your business. Nobody is asking you if Abuja is hotter than Lagos. It's not a competition. We are just trying to not die.
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Uncle corper that is molesting SS2 girls in the village, please stop tweeting... Kindly stand behind Boniface. He is your spiritual leader.
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The next "how come your mum is so pretty" I hear will cause full quarrel. You will explain to me where you now saw baboon.
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I'm honestly never triggered when women however unnecessary, bash "all men" here. Until it's a personal attack, nothing really consign me. No be group work.
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@apc_lagos
@LSPWC_Official
@jidesanwoolu
@followlasg
@tvcnewsng
@SundayDareSD
@APCNigeria
@APCUKingdom
Commendable! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Now, we must make sure nobody mistakenly pours water on these new patchings..... Eyin werey.
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1004 indeed became aesthetically pleasing. The poor people have been chased away again.
But then again... Our lack of maintenance culture is no news and 1004 residents since 2015 will bear this witness.
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See a parrot pleading the 5th but YOU can't wait to cast your friends for RTs.
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The 1004 Estate is yet another example. Formerly allocated to underpaid civil servants but when the estate couldn't disguise Lagos for the rot that it actually is, they had to "renovate".
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Once upon a time was a governor who many would swear was the best thing that ever happened to Lagos. Why? He fed the public with aesthetics. He disguised Lagos. He "packaged" Lagos to us and we embraced this mediocrity as we always have but tell me...where are the flowers now?
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We all have that one friend that everything in this life has happened to and they are always eager to share.
"ah...me too... I remember one time when..."
Wee you shutup?!?!
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People traveled across states.
People booked hotels close to their PUs.
People flew into the country to vote.
International bodies flew in to observe.
People moved their wedding dates.
Corpers endured hardship.
All plans were focused on today.
You only had one job...
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@uber_that
She was "insisting" on collecting HER 100 naira change??? How dare she to do that????????
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The Nigerian wedding industry about to go in complete disarray. People go share hall last last.
Guests be like - is that your rice or our rice?
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Once somebody's daughter marries me... You people are finished.
Everyday:
- My wife is so funny 😂🤣😂
- Let me go and kodu with my wife.
- My mother in-law brought ugwu, I don't know if to barber my hair with it.
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It was said that the city would create 150,000 jobs but rest assured (if you will) that a significant number of these "jobs" would be menial and underpaying.
So... Who exactly would be benefitting from this city?... The Chagourys and other expatriates!
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Most of us are celibate until we want to have sex after which we are celibate again.
We order our celibacy in batches because, too much of everything is bad and we don't like bad things.
☕️🌝
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It was said that the city would solve housing problems in Lagos but the first phase of construction alone caused coastal erosion to displaced neighboring estates. Residents who would in the end not be able to afford a patch of land in the city.
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@JEEVES_omot
Braaah.... I was shocked! I can't even share. Someone I don't know said I'm a "failed architect" and I'm like Ahaaaan.... On top bitter leaf soup??????
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@_kweenkosss
What if he really is just camera shy and him having a whole girl friend elsewhere was just a coincidence?....y'all be too quick to judge a brother. 😢
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@heymode
Riddle me this. We can’t have shoreline protection barriers without selling out the country?
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Yesterday, my barber told me that in February he'd be relocating to SA for "a better life". Needless to say I didn't sleep well.
I'd never understand how people can be so self centred.
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In earlier years, beneath the bridges of Lagos, the homeless found shelter but most importantly.. Football. Many saw football as an escape from poverty and I dare to say some did escape.
But... The dirty spaces didn't fit the Lagos narrative so... They had to go!
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Abeg....can we play the remaining 30 minutes another day? My heart is paining me.
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My mother isn't trying to be subtle anymore. Woman straight up sent me a number at 9:52pm and said "Call her. She is a lovely girl" 😂😂
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This ordinarily wouldn't be a problem except there was no provision for these youngsters and "touts" that found purpose in football. Not like recreational centres were then dedicated to help these people... Nope... Just fuck off. We want to put flowers.
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