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The people I argue with on Twitter are people I respect, because I will block you before engaging in unnecessary arguments.
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Going 50/50 with a man who is wayyy richer than you is not feminism. Lol
You’re just a fool.
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"I need a woman who can help me grow"
First of all, I'm not Fertilizer.
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There’s a dirty war and this country still maintaining 24hrs light.
May God punish Nigeria leaders, past and present.
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1. No one can sack you without 3months notice ( the reason must be SOLID, If not you’re going nowhere) 😂
2. All staff/country goes on holiday in August.
3. 30mins Tea break.
4. 45mins lunch break.
The created the country for employees.
Best country in the world to be an employee is France.
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Omo if we’re dating , we must talk everyday o.
I’m clingy, I no do stupid woke .
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As my lover, please correct me if I’m not loving you in the language you prefer.
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I worked at the bank for five years & saw that a lot of women looked amazing before they got married—nice hair, stylish heels, glowing skin, doing well for themselves.
But once they got married, they changed.
They'd keep braids for two months, looked tired, dull demeanor;
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Ciara is 3years older than Wilson.
Gabrielle Union is 10 years older than Dwyane Wade.
Jason Momoa’s wife , Lisa Bonet , is 12 years older than him.
And there is you , single and alone ; because of “ Am I your mate ??”
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A professor asked this yt girl a question and she replied “I haven’t been paying attention, can you ask someone else please .”
And he said “Oh Okay”
I dey see things 😳😳
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Saw this Nigerian guy at the train station.
I was speaking Yoruba to my mom & he was speaking igbo on phone (talking to his mom).
We start talking to eachother while our mothers on phone. 🤣
And his mom told him to ask me if I have husband/kids, I said No & she said “marry her”
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My train just passed UNDER the sea from Sweden to Denmark.
Train o, not ship.
Who cursed us in Africa ??? 😩
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Restaurants should teach their waiters to drop bills at the center of the table and let whoever want to take care of the bill to pick it .
It’s ridiculous and sexist to keep handing over the bill to the man or placing it at his side.
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A Nigerian babe got me my present job, and yesterday I brought 4 Nigerians too; in less than 2months.
For a company with no prior Nigerian workers .. now I understand why non-Nigerians dislike us. 💀😂
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So if a man don’t have iPhone or car you can’t date him . 😃
In this our era that couples are making power moves and supporting each other’s career, it’s iPhone and type of cars they’re driving that trips you .🤭
Olodo.
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Pregnancy is not a reason to marry someone.
Know this and know peace.
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Caught two people kissing in the office elevator.
One is pregnant.
The person kissing her is definitely not her husband .
Larokutukutu.
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I don’t like reminding someone when they promised me something.
I think “forgetting” is where people hide when they don’t want to do something they promised.
If someone promises you something and you sense they have forgotten, do you remind or let them forget in peace?
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I’m at this restaurant having breakfast and this guy on next table dipped his toast inside his tea cup and one of the waiters told him “it’s not allowed sir “. 😂😂
On top his money ?? 😂
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No single good news from Nigeria, opened my Twitter and my timeline:
University of Ibadan increases fee to
#412
,000 per session.
Rumor of fuel price of 1400 per liter.
MDCN increased certificate of good standing fee from 115k to 390k.
That country is hellfire.
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Naira Marley paid twitter influencers to post fake chats between Mohbad and his wife, insinuating she was cheating , so all attention will be directed to her!
You people will not die where you’ll be buried.
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“Who is funding Asherkine..”
If you're smart enough, you'll see who or what is funding each of the videos he makes when he gifts people—Amstel, Nigerian artists, Oraimo, etc.
Or you think he just feels like putting Amstel malt in the basket all the time, because no other drinks
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My Tailor called me on Thurs that she lost my clothe.
I said "Okay".
Went there with one big bag Saturday morning, packed all the clothes on her machine that she was working on.
She called now that she has found my clothe & will send it.
I wasn't born in lagos to be stupid.
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Sometimes being responsible really sucks. You want to misbehave but Home training is glaring at you.
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My first dinner date.
I told my guy I’ve never had a proper dinner date, on Val’s day he took me to RSVP.
The bill came, it was more than the money on his card; he was doing a transfer from another account to the card account when his phone went off.
I felt useless.
(1)
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You dated someone for 4 years, when it’s time for him to settle down, he got married to someone else.
2years now into his marriage and you’re still linking up with him in different hotels; is it low self-esteem or madness?
Odiegwu.
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Sold something to a couple this morning.
The man paid , while counting the money I saw his card in between.
His wife was with him, I wonder how he managed to do that. 🤦♀️
Nigerian men. Lol.
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So you expect JayZ to tell you about his drug business or Dangote to tell you the secret between him & Nigeria government?? 😂
Better collect 500k$.
Ozuor
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Men’s friendship 🤝 poisoning drinks
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Some of you are actually very stupid but think you’re woke.
You want to be in a relationship but dont want to be accountable for anything.
“I hate calls”
“Sorry, i dnt even remember my own birthday too”
“He|she call too much”
“I like my space “
You’re mad & I’m here to tell you.
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Sending love tonight to everyone who’s trying their best to heal from things that they can't discuss. 💕
May God ease your pains and your secret tears wipe away.
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Nigeria has made a mistake in bottlenecking our definition of success with school degrees.
We should be pushing for trade schools , technical programs , and talents more.
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As a woman, when you reach a certain age, you shouldn't be in some smelly situations.
No man who truly likes you will ask you to leave his house early in the morning because he's going to work.
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Give a man room to be useless and he’ll never be useful to you again.
No matter how much you’re earning , let your man contribute whatever he can.
This woman earns over 1M, husband earns 150k so naturally she pays all the bills. His family is aware, she is making sure her family never knows. Now on her bday, common card, husband never buys for her. If she leaves him he and his family will say it is bcos she earns more
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One day you pple will learn how to keep your personal business off social media.
Big mouth is the reason that Zainab came here to tell a story of how she refused a marriage, now the truth is out.
Same reason a married woman tweeted that her husband is not her spec.
Cho cho cho 🗣️
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Nigeria journalism is trash.
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I failed this exam last year.
Retook it this January and I received a mail tonight that I passed the exam.
Don’t let failure discourage you from trying again , again & again.
Staying off twitter for few days. I have an Exam to write, so I need to read and focus more on that.
Will miss y'all.
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You cannot whitewash Osinbajo from this terrible administration, as long as I’m alive.
For every image cleaning, I’ll be there putting back the mud.
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It was Segalink they used to call for this kind of offense before , till everyone realized he’s a fake lawyer.
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Penis having a mind of its own is the most insincere bullshit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
If you lack discipline, just say it.
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Do you know what is really crazy about South Africans hatred for Nigerians ? Nigerians are not top 5 on the list of highest immigrants in SA, as at 2022 census. Nigerians in SA are less than 30,000 people.
There is:
– Zimbabwe: 1.012 million (45%)
– Mozambique: 416,564 (18.7%)
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Stop being desperate for relationships, any love you find in a season of desperation is going to reek of mediocrity.
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People complained about the increase of food prices , you told them to grow their food.
Now they’re lamenting about fuel price , you’re telling them to use CNG.
May God punish all of you one by one, eyin were jatijati!
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“I have a Bsc in Petroleum Chemistry and an Msc in oil and gas management, I need a job please. Thank you.”
Pls help RT.
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Be patient, the others will crawl to you soon.
Yellow plate. This peppered snail is what you sold for 7800????
@theyellowplate
Mess up. Serious mess up.
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I sincerely pray that those genuinely looking for true love and companionship will be fortunate next year.
May you found love, experience love and be thorough loved.
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The things men do for women daily (finances , traveling with a dependent etc) , if reversed most women will never!
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If protesters at Lekki say it’s 100 people that died last night, then it’s 100 dead people .
If you’re not there , you have no right to refute their story.
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“Your penis is small” is body shaming tbh.
He didn’t create himself.
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I regret that I voted for
@MBuhari
I thought with him things will be a lot different ,so much believed in him that I campaigned for him here and off here.
I knw it’s not only my vote that put him there, but my vote was counted for him and that’s a mistake I’ll forever live with.
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May your husband carry his eyes to the market too Insha Allah.
Laipe laijina..
In all of this, Aeesha is a beautiful woman. Sir Jarus carry eyes go market 😍
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Met this guy at the airport , a Warri guy.
We got talking, he didn’t waste time asking me out, I told him “you didn’t even ask if I’m seeing someone”
He replied “that is not my business, my business is you” 💀
Nigerian men are dangerous.
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Ladies,
Rule Number 1 :
When you're on a date ,
Never ever order for what you can't pay for.
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My 28yrs old cousin told her mom that marriage is not her thing yesterday evening.
The family meeting is 12pm on Saturday.
😂
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Yoruba man’s penis.
It belongs to you but other people use it more than you do, what is it? 😊
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Nigerian men are different breed entirely.
How can you be asking a lady out and she ask if you're married and you replied " that's a personal question"
😂😂
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You can just be going through your day at the office or turning Semo in your kitchen, totally unaware some 25yrs old is hustling for your husband on twitter.
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Nigeria is jailing journalists while celebrating and releasing Terrorists to the society.
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Me : but I heard when you told her you don’t want cream in your shawarma nau
My man: Yeah, it’s fine . I’ll eat it like that.
Me : Excuse me , he told you he didn’t want cream in his sharw...
My man:
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If your vagina is bleaching your panties, don't question your hygiene, it's normal & okay . It's caused by the acid in vaginal discharge. Discharge Contains acids, proteins, and carbohydrates.
The vagina is self-cleaning itself. Nothing to be worried about.
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It's totally unfair to bring children into your struggle and instability. You have no business having a child if youre not mentally and financially capable of taking care of one.
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I helped two people out with cash on Wednesday. Someone dash me triple of the cash today.
I still believe givers don't lack.
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I'm tired of Nigeria.
May the wrath of God come down on everyone that's making this country unbearable for the citizens.
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My neighbor is fighting her husband, the whole compound can hear her screams.
Apparently, husband resigned at work since February, collected gratuity of 24M but Baba didn’t say anything to wife but dressd up every morning for “work”.
Na 3.7M remain from the money.
Men. Smh
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I hate how people take cheating lightly.
It’s so damaging .
Cheating is the most hurtful, backstabbing betrayal and no one deserves to get that hurt.
and oh, it’s always by choice , never a mistake.
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Some days you gotta be your man’s moral support and other days you gotta drop the M , and be his oral support.
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There is a troubling alignment between some Northerners' deep admiration for known terrorist leaders and the devastation caused by Boko Haram in their communities.
You cannot admire terrorist without embracing their violent ideologies.
Omo eran.
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Better go and get a job.
Brostitute.
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😂💀
There’s a guy who always reply to my stories on IG with “hmmmmmmmmmm”
Every single time!
😂💀
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I don’t think we humans can ever fathom how God works. LOL
June this year I applied for a position at SANOFI, they gt back to me, I was surprised actually, because i saw so many applicants on same offer on LinkedIn alone.
I did two virtual test & three tough interviews… (1)
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Cultism is associated with murder, rape, assault, robbery , harassment etc, nothing beautiful about it!
Posting fine pictures on social media cannot change that!
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May God bless Nigerian men.
Society put so much pressure on y'all to always head even on days that's hard. May heaven prosper & bless y'all.
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I’m at a Senegalese get together, I’m having their jollof rice for the first time.
Nigerians, I have something to say please 🫣🤭😂, e be like say Senegalese’s jollof is the .. 💀
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Patience Jonathan may be a lot of things , but that woman is not a coward. She never shied away from addressing the people.
Even during the time of Chibok girls, this woman was on live TV talking to everyone.
How hard is it to talk to the people that elected you ??
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Ever feel attracted to someone that you want to fuck them all the time ??
Merely looking at them and you’re horny , even few mins after fucks you want to go again and again ?? 🌚
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“They’re trying to control me”
Maybe they just asked him to warm soup o. 💀
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I’m so glad that I’m not desperate for anything anymore, I’m so deep in contentment.
I want things I want, but I’ll not drain myself to get them, Que Sera , Sera.
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If you’re able to buy whatever you crave to eat , without begging anyone for it , at any time ; that’s a huge blessing .
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“Babe I love my privacy”
Please o, let me just post one picture showing your face on social media first.
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Deleting that Deborah’s post is enough reason not to vote for Atiku.
A solid reason.
Saying he campaigned for Buhari/other reasons is looking too far, deleting that tweet clearly shows he will not be able to handle an ethnically diverse country like ours.
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People should be careful of how they reference "Pastor's name" to worship God. Saying "the God of _" during prayer. Etc
Do you truly knw anyone's source or the God they're serving? You can only trust yourself.
His name is God,no attachment is needed for him to answer your prayer.
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Because I love:
Flowers.
Hand written notes.
Cuddling.
Handholding.
Hugs, a lot.
I saw this and knw you’ll like it.
Forehead kisses.
Playful moments.
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When you finally understand that there is more to a woman than her physical appearance, it is then, you finally understand a woman's value.
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I don’t know if I’m the only one who gets irritated when people casually try to walk around a misunderstanding and continue conversation like everything is alright.
I can’t ignore unresolved disagreements; I’ll be cold as ice until they’re fully addressed.
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The best way to handle some people is to just keep your distance.
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Registry , then dinner with “immediate” family.
Not spending a dime to feed/entertain strangers.
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You Hacked her phone.
You Physically assaulted her.
Sent her out of the house.
Admitting to so many crimes in a thread.
In a country with law and order, one lawyer will be preparing to eat good now.
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