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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

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I came here to laugh, honestly.

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Joined November 2017

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

8 months

Kulula yini? 🤟🏾

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Did you know that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day?.

AYDEE

@AbdulfatahAdnan

5 years

Bomboclaat

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

"Even if you are not ready for level 5, it cannot always be level 1" 😭😭😭.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

All prince Philip needs is a scone with no tea and it's a wrap 😭😭😭😭.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

To my unborn child, stay there, anginamali ❤️.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

Ikhale iAlarm usathi umbatha kahle.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Ngquza on the rocks.

Ndumi

@Leave_the_candy

8 years

A favourite

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

Winnie The Pooh's cousin, Wenzile the Phutha.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Until the hand holds you back tighter one night.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Ngihlangane noNomzamo egodola ngamnika iJersey, ngathi mi Nomzamo mbatha

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

8 days

You after losing everything to Betway tonight :

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

"uyakufebela". - Me testing the mic at my friend's wedding.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

A-. cademics lcohol

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Aibo lesgubhu😭🔥🔥🔥.(put your earphones on)

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Unayo iShoulder to 🖍?.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

*food falls*. Me: picks it up in 4.98s. Bacteria:.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Gents protecting their sisters from niggas who are exactly like them.

𝕯⚕️

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5 years

Boomboclaat

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

This picture is mind fucking me 😭 where does the fridge end?.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

"I don't trust this vet scene"

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

*Sweet dreams*. People with Diabetes:

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

Wake up randomly at 3a.m and say "yahh neh".

𝑺𝒊𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 ❄️💚

@TheSiaVibe

6 years

Scoo pa tu manaa ??

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

To us 🥂 that are not washing dishes today.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 metres long?. A πython. 🤣

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

Quick in a hurry.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

Durban Curry is the only flavour that matters.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Every University student :

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

*All dreams have a meaning*. My dreams:

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

When you turn on the TV at your girls place and it's already on Supersport

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

No one:. MTV adverts:.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Don't bite the hand that fingers you 🙏🏾.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

People eat cornflakes without sugar 😕.

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

6 years

O jewa ke eng ?.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Barney Banyile.

adam ツ

@adamuhammad_

4 years

Bomboclaat

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

@ilove_vie @wavyemma I don't promote violence but Idk man, this is grounds for hands.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Today marks 2 years with my girlfriend 🥺❤️ I am and will forever be grateful for her being in my life.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

So you've been shirtless for 6 years. Yesis.

👨🏾‍💻

@Sakhile_M_

5 years

2013 2019

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

I don't know what this guy is going through but same 😔

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

12 days

@tumifuego 😭😭people aren’t reading the bio.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

50 cent isihlanu.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

@ReturnOfTheTev 😭😭😭😭 Event went as far as to even watermark it.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Lo bhuti ofuna iHug???.

SanphuSA®

@SanphuSA

4 years

Delete One

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

When are we gonna sit down and discuss how iconic YBN Cordae's album was?.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Damn, I never thought I'd Sea Lions at the beach.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

@phiwotjie 😭😭😭😭😭 Khuphuka voh!!!

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

NgiyiGqe mina Swae Lee?.

Swae Lee Lee Swae

@SwaeLee

4 years

You are what you eat.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 years

"You won't give me? You'll give me".

i like food

@messedupfoods

2 years

meat baby

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Be nice 🥺

Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Brush cut Boyz loading. .

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

1 month

@CrystalTlale 😭😭😭😭watching your friend get their back blown is insane.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

Ilana obona khona ukuthi impilo iskhova senja.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Morning jog completed ☑️

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

??.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Awucabange uthi uyazela kanti usuyashona.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Money laundering 🥁.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Someone said this that R. Kelly math and I can't anymore 😭😭😭.

Karabo M

@karabom____

5 years

Kids born in 2010 are turning 20 in 2020. Crazy.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Sibonga impilo, akukho okunye ❤️🙏🏾

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

"for example let's say umuntu wakho uyakuthanda" 😭.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

@LuwiOthandiweyo "ngaze ngawakhokhela amasimba" 😭😭

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 months

“Ngiyanithanda bolova🥺”

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@illygrene

2 months

Say you drunk, without say "Drunk".

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

My fighter 😭😭😭😭😭

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@Thulani_Dlamini

5 years

What’s the one tweet you always go back to when you need a chuckle?. Mine is “I’ve also got my ears. Does that make me my son?” 😭😭😭.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 months

Nahhh, akamushaye. Sengicabange kwanele.

Savio

@mlu_n7

5 months

Josiah BMW had only 12k KM on the clock?🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️💔💔💔💔

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 months

@ughramik 😭😭😭we have to factor in how much we use them tbh.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

@Char_maineyMayo @sxlutxtions

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

IHeader mayibe neNtombi👍🏾.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

9 months

@heiskabelo_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is funny, I’ll let it slide.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

Deleting WhatsApp while they're still typing >>>.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

"Ngiyacela bandla ngino-R20🥺". - kusho mina eAirport ngifuna ukuya eDubai.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Vele what doesn't kill you, makes you. Tsonga.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 years

Blxckie’s rise to the top has been glorious to view as a fan.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

The real question is why hasn't he texted you?.

𝟒𝐏𝐀𝐂

@neomokss_

5 years

should i text him ?.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

@NaddBello @AyandaMdadane "Damn, who would've thought"

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Y'all are bugging if you say Debonairs is trash. Honestly stop lying.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

When you hit your mom with the front of the trolley by mistake :.

Crown

@SLTcCrown

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Bomboclaat

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 months

I will not only screenshot 🤭

Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

2 months

Need new sneakers yazi. .

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Spider-man uscabucabu

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

#AppleEvent.Like this tweet and see magic 👍🏾.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Time I'm friends with both the bride and the groom so they don't know who I'm talking about 😭😭💉.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 months

𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 🕸

@grandtheftnoise

4 months

With & without my glasses

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

21 today 🎈🎂🙏🏾

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?. You look for fresh prints.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

Sleeping in the bath, and possibly drowning >>>.

Memecoin MAGA

@MemescoineMAGA

6 years

Sleeping after a bath >>>.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Ayikho lento guys, let's go be teachers in China.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

Seeded grapes should not exist 😐.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

6 years

"Your best friend could never 😍😍".

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

- a parent that's losing an argument.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

When your phone rang in class and the whole class made noises so you could switch it off >>>>.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

TL asleep?. Why do you keep giving them your energy when you see it's not being reciprocated, I'm talking to you.

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Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

3 years

Drake got Sotho Niggas on production? 😳👌🏾

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

When your mom calls you and you're in your room on your phone and then you hear footsteps :.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Snokuhle awukahle, buya ekhaya.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

Ayihlukane ingaze ijwayelane amasimba.

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@Mpilo_Mthembu01

5 years

The moment you go outside you have already spent R100.

uThabo.

@ThaboNdawonde

5 years

What’s the biggest scam in adulting?.

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