There is a reason why M was never in the school choir 😬 Still. It’s the thought that counts 🙄 Bring on the pressies n noms. Let the spoiling begin🥳
#6Today
This is the face of “an unrepentant knob heid” who has made skid marks in the very wet lawn from racing back n forth borking at the passers-by and is covered in mud n soaking from diving through the bushes in the border to avoid M. Was excellent fun 😈
Pals. Been to the vet as I’m subdued n bothering my back end. Hard poos in the system. Several indognities incl a suppository n laxative n managed to push out 1 💩in reception while simultaneously taking umbrage against a black greyhound. Pretty impressive, you will agree💪
🎉🎁🎉 Happy birthday to MEEEEEEE! I’m 4 today! Had an early walk with a dogscotti biscuit, sunpuddling now, steak later! 👍😋😊 *spoilt n happy ears*
#dogonalog
#BTPosse
I am surpassing myself this morning in the barking at everything stakes. I think the neighbours will think I’ve been renamed ‘Enough for f*ck’s sake’
*proud ears* 😊😈
We have journeyed far in our quest today pals, past Mt.Doom. I’m hoping this makes me a verified Hobbit n entitled to 2nd breakfasts. I do have the hairy feet *nods*
Pals over for dinner n insisted on bringing dessert. I present the Paddington Platter 😍😋
Orange sponge marmalade sandwiches
Sponge n dark choc suitcase
Sponge, choc n orange bear
🎉I am pleased to announce the arrival of an enormous black n orange 💩. Still subdued but M says given the aforesaid, that’s not surprising. Yay for pumpkin power 👍 Guess what I’m having for tea tonight 😬🎃
I’m 5 tomorrow and look at the state of this. Lockdown fur n unacceptable 🎾s. Apparently there are ‘new balls’ coming but they won’t be here in time. Pft! *unimpressed ears*
Yeah. Yeah. I know I’ve got a new shin bone but I also know you’ve got a mini ginger loaf in that bag on the table. Hand it over M, n nobody gets hurt 😈
#NotAsGreenAsAmCabbageLooking
29 days ago The Human Saltlick hadn’t run in 10 years. Today she finished 100kms in 29 days as part of the fabtastic
#BTPRelay
team raising money for
@BTWelfare
. Thank you pals for your generosity with your noms $, retweets n suppawt. It’s been invaluable
#BTPosseFurever
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