Cornish Boi/Judge on Wennesdays - Lord Chief Woofstice of the Supreme Court of Terriers
Identifies as dog/doggo/boi/prick/dickhead/twat/sumtimes a sweet angel
Appy burpday to me, Appy burpday to meeeee!
The big 3 today....let's see wot treets vey hab in store fur me ?
*excited big boi ears*
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Am out ! Bak on Friday fur vem to test 3 days ov poo. Dad lubs collectin it as its still runnee. Dad tuks me to see mum at her werks and we exchanged lots of kisses.
Fanks eberybuddy fur yor lub and supports.
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is ve best. ❤️
Today is my mum's burpday - she is twenty eleven hunnered years old. Fanks mum for kissin me on my mouff, pulling grass out of my bum and loving me more van yor hoochildren. I may let yoo take me fur a walkies later!
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Gud day of f*ckwittery - dwagged dad to ve beach and ran like a loon, got myself tangled in fishin wire and did a panic, borked at 5 bikes, 2 skateboards, twenty eleven seagulls and fell off ve sofa wen I fell asleep. 😁👍
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Mum - "let's take a nice new year selfie"
Dad "OK stand here, with the sea for a backdrop, and you hold Jeff "
Jeff "you can't tame me, I m a wild beest and will fook up any pics yoo tries to take"
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Last update of the night - vet wants to keep him in to get more fluids into him and get him to poop. His white blood cells were raised.
No Wise Werds Wennesday tomorrow until Jeff is back on his feet. House feels way too quiet and empty.
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It appeers my slave forgots it woz
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yesterday - so as eber we are flyin in ve face ov trends and postin it today (well vats wot she sed). 😳
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Hi all ! Jeffs mum here. Sooo we are going to celebrate our daughters wedding in South Africa next week and will be away for 3 weeks - jeff is going to his grannmas. I haven't broken this news to him yet.....wish me luck ! 😬
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Mum and me went running yesterday , mum slipped, saw her ankle go at right angle to her leg and heard a pop. Turns out she brokeded it. No walks wiv my mumma fur a wile 😫
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Pupdate from Jeffs mum - they re keeping my favourite child in, he's on an iv to get fluids into him and to see what's going on.
My poor boy has been passing blood, tail down , ears back and even let me cuddle him. Will update you all when I hear what's happening.
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Gon away fur won night in ve van fur my burpday. Lub vis sand in St ives for child trap diggin.
From Jeffs mum -we have come away for 1 night for our anniversary, but haven't the heart to tell him it's not all about him! 🙄
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Today I mets up wiv my bruvver Frank. We haven't seened each ovver since we woz 8 weeks old. We fed fwom ve same mumma, cuddled together, played and learned about ve werld togevver until we went to our homes.
I wood say we struk gold wiv our hoos.
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Well I woz handed over to mum & dad in a services car park at half past my beddie time. I woz bery pleased to see m&d , ven I remembereded to be cross, so I ignored vem all ve way back to home *proud ears* . am bak in my ritefool place doin proteccs.
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Am doing a bit of a sulk - not aloud me pressies till vey all get in from skool and work later. I did get a run on ve beech at 6am. Here is pics of my mum, me as a teeny puppin, and me regal in burfday crown !
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- mum seys she's appy I don hab long, poofy fur like sum ov vose poor fellas. Here's to all furs - mixed hertitage, not quite perfekt, disabled, nawty, and scruffy ! I salute us all !
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Am sighing deeply - got told off and "thrown" into ve gardin as I valiantly tryed to do a protecc ov my hoos fwom a man bringing food to our howse. Had enuff ov vis unappreceeashun ov me borkins 😡
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Yesterday we tuks mum to ve hoovets. No op needed on her paw, boot to stay on for 5 mor weeks, I fink I need to step up my game lukin after vese idiots , so fort I wood do navigate to get us home safely.
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Man down, man down......fort I d get mum up at 3 am to puke a cupple ov times. Feeling very sorry fur myself. Tail refuses to stay up or wag. Quiet day ahead me finks.
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Goin to werk wiv dad fur a team bilding day todays Dad's team are ve lions.....not shur why he s felt ve need to dress me up like heckin Rod Stewart......
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Hi fwends, hoomum has had sum bad noos - a bery gud fwend has taken his own life.....radio silence fur a foo days til she finds her mojo agen. Happy fur ve wise words on Wednesday to start rolling in 2 days ! 👍
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PAWTENT NOUNCEMENTS !
On Weddesdays I am goin to start *drum roll* - WISE WERDS WIV JUDGE JEFF.
Yoo dm me difficults situashuns yoo hab fownd yorself in, I will offer advice. I will anonymouse questions and post my advice on my page fur all furs to read.
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Today is my familees happyest day!
Mys gotcha day , 4 years ago. Vey be celebratin everee mknute today - tears of joy won minite followed by manical faffing.....
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Fanks fur all ve kindness it woz tuch and go but after puking 5 times on the carpet (mum woodnt let me eat it agen) , I seem to be fully recovered and living the life ov a prince. Order has bin restored.
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Am mush discusted- bein left home alone cos -
Vey don't want me getting too hot
Vey want to listen to moosic wivvout me borkin fru it
Don wan me borkin at ovver dogs
Don wanna share ver pizza.
Not appy
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Gub morning, all reddy fur Wise Werds Wennesday, once I have finished bein a bunny. Judge Jeff, Lord Chief Woofstice is reddy to halp yoo all.
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Nice dip vis morning, mum and hoosis ar 'bery tired', and mum sed maybe her raving days ar over ? I fink she shood act her age - twenty eleven billionty!
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Mum came out on our walk today wiv no boot !! I did show er all my imports werk I hab bin doin on ve beach fur all turm.
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Ps she was sooooo slow 🐌 😴
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
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Mornin ! Luks like it's gonna be a beaut of a day. I misbehaved yesterday, dad sed I borked at everyfin vat moved. I was in degraced.....do I care ???
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Top tip toosday, lads if yor testibles gets a bit warm, I find dipping vem in bery cold Atlantic sea water in Jan really halps.
Fur mor top tips follow Jeff *nods knowlingly*
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Omd, ver as bin a muuuurder, sok monkey has bin in our famlee since my burfday in Apwil. Ope yoo are not squeeemish - I jus strolled into ve room and there he woz. Need sum tome to process. RIP sok monkey. 🙏
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Wen to see nice vetty man, I hab an upper respiwatory infecshun. Lots of medisin and rest. Vetty man sed I will hab bin feelin ruff. Mum feels bad for finkin I hab a kangaroo lose in my top padock ! Fanks fur all yor gud wishes pals xxx
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Trip to vettyhairyman.....cud vis week get any werser?
Wongly accussed, goin to be replaced wiv a labrador, now had a bummage rummage.
Pay bak is it cost hoos £65 and got sum yummy paste to eat 🖕
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Old hoomum is even older today, sum wood say older than most trees , so hab taken her out and let her share her cake wiv me. I m nice like vat !
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Hi fwends , feeling a bit unner ve wevver today. Bounce has gone walkies, runny nose (no coff fank dog) and lots of tail down/ears back. Off to vettyman tomorrow if no better 😩
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