Molly Shepherd-Boden
@MollyShep
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You’ve gotta be odd to be number one✨ Sheffield/London
Sheffield, England
Joined February 2010
This paracetamol is 25p, but it's as low as 16p in Home Bargains. When you choose to get paracetamol for 'free' from the pharmacist or GP it actually costs the taxpayer & NHS about £10. Help save the NHS and choose to refuse free paracetamol when you can👍🏻✅
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Phillips - 4 games played. Henderson - 7th in Saudi league. Rashford - 1 goal this season. Ramsdale - 4 PL starts. Palmer - 3 goals, 4 assists. Gordon - 4 goals, 2 assists PL. JWP - 2 goals, 3 assists PL. Pope - Joint most PL clean sheets. Guess which four Southgate picked🥱😴.
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Jack Whitehall not holding back. Clearly the Gooners don’t stick together🤣🤣🤣
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60 year old David Moyes jumping up and down, beer in hand, singing along to “Bowen’s on fire and he’s shagging Dani Dyer”😂😆🥶.
Seeing David Moyes in this - beer in hand - after guiding West Ham to a European final is very wholesome. The song too!!.
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Trust my first date post covid to casually announce he’s £3000 in gambling debt and slept with a 15 year old. My taste is golden🙃😂🙃😂🙃😂.
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Paramedics are paid £22k p/a basic. They’re expected to have a £36k degree. They’re called to everything from minor burns&broken bones to serious head injuries&heart attacks. Constant pressure&lives literally in there hands for £22k&we wonder why we have shortages. Save our NHS💗.
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Hartlepool on its knees and need 200k to survive. Liverpool have just bought VVD for 75 million, the top PL players are on £100k+ a week, and yet it’s the public that are tasked with saving the club, when a couple of top players/clubs could easily help🙄👍🏻.
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Parachute payments are a joke. FFP rules are a joke. The EFL is a joke🙃.
BREAKING: Leicester have agreed a deal worth up to £10m to sign Harry Winks from Tottenham ✅
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BT getting Champions League, Amazon now getting all Boxing Day fixtures. Sort it out Sky, we don’t pay you 40 million pounds a year to watch Hearts vs Hibs and Brentford vs Swansea😤😤.
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I’ll get slammed down for this, but as a country, we just accept and celebrate sporting mediocrity like no other country. Reaching two finals means nothing when you don’t win. We will never win anything under Southgate and he needs to go #EURO2024.
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The media won’t criticise him because it doesn’t fit the “golden boy” narrative, but Bellingham has been horrific in the first three games of this tournament and Southgate is scared to sub himmmmmmm #EURo2024.
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“I used to be a good driver and then one day I ran over my wife. Dunno, you just couldn’t make it up, could ya” I love Harry Redknapp already😂😂😂 #ImACeleb.
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Imagine Neil Warnock criticising a manager for a lack of class😂😂
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Hillsborough to Swansea’s stadium is 239 miles. 478 mile, 8 hour round trip. 45p per mile = £215.10.Ticket = £32.50. £300pp at least for another sold out away end, watching a team bottom of the league & this clown has the audacity to laugh at them to the media. Xisco out #swfc
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Not selected:.Watkins.White.Dunk.March.Tomori .Ward-Prowse . Selected:.Maguire .Gallagher .Henderson.Phillips . But yeah, Southgate picks players on form and not club/name👀😴.
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We thought 2018 would be the year of “Danny Dyer’s my dad” but it’s actually someone who’s not loyal saying “I’m loyal” 10 times every episode🙃 #LoveIsland.
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Think we now know who Hayley Cropper is voting for😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
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Here’s a better headline. “Ed Sheeran wears what he is comfortable in. Beyoncé wears what she is comfortable in”.Why is everyone so quick to call gender inequality these days? It’s getting pathetic🤦🏼♀️
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Diane Abbott, if you are sympathising with a terrorist, it is you who should be made stateless. You are an embarrassment to Britain and an embarrassment to politics.
It is against international law to make someone stateless, and now an innocent child has died as a result of a British woman being stripped of her citizenship. This is callous and inhumane .
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Agüero cracking a Wigan fan, Delph sent off Pep scrapping in the tunnel, the City fans rowing with the cops and out of the FA Cup. Good night for City, with plenty of retrospective punishment incoming😅 #WIGMCI.
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Give over! He can’t score with his hand, so how can his arm be offside? VAR is an utter joke #LIVWOL
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A tough lesson learned today by the Derby fans about what you chant on the final day of the season. Easy to chat “you fucked up the league” to Wednesday at 0-0 when you’re in 6th place. Quite amusing though when you lose and end up in 7th😁 #swfc
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Am I missing something here?? What did he actually do apart from pass the ball back to the keeper?😂😂😂.
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United fans yesterday: Haha, Wendy couldn’t score against League One Luton. 16,000 poor attendance. Today: United couldn’t score and lose at home to National League side, Barnet. 9000 attendance. United fans now: Just the cup, who cares. Focusing on the league. LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣 #swfc.
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“I thought there’d be a cheese roll in there, but when they said emu. Do people even eat emu? I used to like Rod Hull and Emu on TV, just can’t do it” One episode in and Harry is making my life #ImACeleb.
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Been on Tinder 11 hours. Seen 6 penis pictures so far. What a time to be on the dating scene eh🤦🏼♀️🤢🤣.
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@MG117_ Ahh yes, because we’ve done so well in previous major tournaments with these established players.
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Southgate has to go before the Euros. Johnstone over Pope. Maguire over White. Phillips over JWP. Henderson over MGW. Wilson over Watkins. Yet again, he chooses old favourites over in-form players. Just pleased he hasn’t overlooked Eze, Colwill, Guehi, Tomori, etc again🤡.
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Wish Netflix would do all us 90s babies a favour and put Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Wizards of Waverley Place, Thats so Raven, Hannah Montana and all the other Disney bangers on😫😫.
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Polite notice. I do not need to see on Facebook what your kids fucking elf is doing every day in December😂.
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Harriet Robson. You have no idea how much you’ll have helped hundreds of people in abusive relationships. Your bravery to expose someone in a position of power and a world of wealth will give others so much strength and hope🤍🤍 #masongreenwood.
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Always though @BullenFootball was a classy guy, but my opinion of him now could not be any higher! Alex was walking down the street on holiday in his Wednesday shirt and Lee stopped him to chat and have a photo. Thanks Lee, made his day😍💙 #swfc
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Britain's emergency services are the best in the World, bar none. So much respect for everyone who risked everything to help #PrayForLondon.
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Dads just come in, swearing his head off. Turns out the cat's pissed in the potatoes and I'm dying😂😂😂😂.
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Embarrassing that the Kardashians have the audacity to tweet using #InternationalWomensDay 🙄As a family famous for sex tapes, extreme body modifications, and dating men for money, you are not what the day is celebrating🤮🤔.
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England: This is the most exciting squad we’ve had for years. So much potential, buzzing for the World Cup. Only question is, do we take Shelvey or Loftus-Cheek?. Germany: Leave out Sane. Spain: Leave out Fabregas & Morata. France: Leave out Laporte, Martial & Laca. Levels🤙🏻.
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Seems like I am in the 0.00068% of the population not buzzing for Game of Thrones tonight🙈.
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I have a gripe and I’m aware I sound about 156 years old. Why are we glorifying vaping? Young people are going to try stuff, granted. But why is there a store, lit up in shiny bright lights, offering deals at a concert? We have no idea of the health risks associated. Madness🤷🏼♀️
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The man behind one of the greatest stories in football. One of the special few in modern day football who honestly cared about his club and the community💙
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Dinner next to my ex boyfriend and his family in a packed restaurant. Larvelyyyy🤦🏼♀️How’ve ya been, Jule?😂.
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Conor McGregor's missus at home looking after his baby, and Rita Ora has the audacity to tweet this. "Date night" with a spoken for man, new low for her😅😷
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Woke up to photos and videos of Ant McPartlin all over everything, and think it’s really wrong that the media are hounding him, when it’s clear he’s having issues in his personal life and really struggling. Police will deal with it, but give the guy some space!!.
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All fun and games being billy big bollocks and mocking someone’s dead brother, until an 18 stone, super heavyweight kick boxer finds your address and is popping in for a little chat to start the week🤷♀️ Have fun @alfieperkins_ 🤐🤐🤐
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Darren Bent rating Kane higher than Aguero tells you everything you need to know about Bent as a striker🤣🤣.
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Why are they all crying at reading letters for their families after 6 days? They’ll have all been away on longer holidays #ImACeleb.
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Nuno runs on the pitch to celebrate a goal - Ban.Zaha applauds the refs decision - Ban.Mourinho kicks a water bottle - Ban.Mings stamps on Oliviera’s head and leaves him in hospital - No ban.Football politics is so dodgey😅.
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Unpopular opinion: Giroud is the best striker Chelsea have.
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Sorry but a week ago, people were given cash incentives to go into pubs in their masses with eat out to help out, this week kids have gone back to school with their 30 class mates and the football season has started with 22 on the same pitch. What a load of nonsense🤔😒.
Coronavirus: Social gatherings of more than six people to be banned in England from Monday
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Every time Hollie Arnold MBE refers to herself as Hollie Arnold MBE #ImACeleb #imacelebrity.
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My primary school bully just sent me a Facebook friend request and messag request saying “hey babe, fancy a drink?” Absolutely not, but thanks for giving me the satisfaction of pieing you🙃🙃🙃🙃.
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FFP is a joke. UEFA are a joke. The EFL is a joke. FIFA are a joke. VAR is a joke. The game is becoming a joke.
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Congratulations to Sheffield United on becoming the first team to be promoted in October. Some achievement👏🏻👏🏻 #swfc.
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Diane Abbott talks utter shit. I don’t know whether she says things for attention or genuinely believes this bollocks🤐🤐.
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Unpopular opinion: James Bond is massively overrated🤷♀️.
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9 years ago today, I started my 1st ever job. I was 16, a waitress and worked for £3.79 an hour. Today, I work for Epic Games and on the credits of Fortnite, Rocket League and Fall Guys. So easy to be critical when you judge yourself on day-to-day success, but the days add up🥰.
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Love how salty the Scots are👀🏴.❌Only beaten Panama&Tunisia - Weak teams.❌Only won Columbia because Rodriguez was out.❌Sweden beat better opposition, they’ll beat you.❌Easy route, England got lucky. ✅We’re in the last 4, Scots didn’t qualify🤷♀️ #WorldCup.
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Sol Campbell has gone from wanting the Arsenal job, to wanting the Fulham job and now he’s taken Macclesfield😂😂.
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Won’t be having six family members round for Xmas this year. I’ll be having a funeral for the turkey with 30 attending🤪 #COVID19.
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Part time National League footballer and Zara Shop Assistant, Beck-Ray Enoru has easily had a better half of football than 50 million striker, Timo Werner. The magic of the FA Cup #FACup.
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First byline and double spread in a newspaper!🎉A very dodgey mugshot, but I am over the moon🙅🏻😜First of many, I hope🙈👀
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Richarlison: “I want my dreams to become a reality here at one of the biggest clubs in England.” He does know he’s joined Everton doesn’t he??🤔.
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The refereeing yesterday needs to be looked at. Blatant handball denying Barnsley a goal & a dubious penalty to Oxford against Wednesday. It’s tight at the top, these decisions could cost teams millions & a Championship place. This is professional sport. It’s unacceptable #swfc
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Wish people would just piss off with their motivational and reflective New Years posts. We all know you’re a dickhead 364 days a year, so cut the fake shit👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻.
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Danny Murphy: “He won’t get it over the wall from there.” 30 seconds later, goal. Fires it in over the wall. Don’t you just love BBC commentary🤦🏼♀️ #WorldCup.
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If anyone sees a nardo grey RS3 for sale, give me a shout please. Not many about and stolen from a repair garage in Chesterfield. Please retweet🙏🏻Does my head in that you can’t have nice things🤬🤬🤬
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Funny how you can be there for someone for months, help them through a tricky situation, show total loyalty, and then the minute they’re cool, they drop you on your arse and act like nothing ever happened😊😊😊😊.
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Liverpool fans can be so fickle😂.Draw at home to Bayern - “We’re shit, got to win at home. Klopp out.”.Go 1 up in the away leg - “Klopp is a God, we’re winning the league and CL”.Bayern equalise with a Matip own goal - “Klopp out. Sell Matip.”.🤦🏼♀️😂.#BAYLIV #ChampionsLeague.
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Unless you’re a Liverpool fan, it’s so hard to like this man😒
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Don’t think this boy realises what he’s done. He’ll never get a job, as employers will see this and know he’s flaky af. He’ll never get a girlfriend. United won’t let him into games. Wednesday won’t let him into games. He’ll turn to drugs and Rotherham United. Such a tragic tale!.
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There’s no place for diving in football. Hope Grealish gets a retrospective ban😤.
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Sure I’ll get flamed for this, but hey ho. Nothing sweeter than driving past the person who made your life a misery as a kid, stood at the bus stop looking damn miserable. Unlucky, karmas a bitch🤷♀️😘Hate bullies🖕🏼.
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Why do men think going to Halfords, Wickes and Screwfix = fun day out?????.
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Britain is such a strange place to live🤪3 weeks ago we had snow, today it’s been just shy of 30 degrees and then it’s meant to rain all weekend and drop back to 6. No wonder we’re all pickled😱🙃😩.
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If the Sheffield United goal is ruled out by that margin yesterday, how is Salah’s goal allowed to stand today? The VAR lines are very amateur and decisions are nonsensical #LIVMCI.
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@sp4nnersavfc @VillaMad3 You’re missing the whole point. Just because they’re entitled to something “free”, it doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do.
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Mourinho: 25 trophies. Pep: 24 trophies. Klopp: 5 trophies. Sarri: 0 trophies at Napoli. Yeah, I get what you’re saying🤦🏼♀️.
Football needs more managers like Klopp, Sarri and Pep, and a lot less Mourinho's.
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If there is VAR in the FA Cup, there should be VAR in all games. Millwall got away with a blatant handball yesterday, but then leads to a drop ball today. Yeah, I’m an Owl, but it needs to be in the competition or not! #FaCup.
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Accidents happen in football, but Tyrone Mings has form for stamping on heads. He 100% could and should have avoided this challenge. Could easily have been far worse a few cm either way🤮
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