Pair of Leafs tickets: $250
Beers: $♾️
Popcorn: $20
Watching the Leafs win with my mom jamming out to House of Pain:
Priceless
(Yes I am still wearing my hat we’re in the 300’s I wasn’t making the ice 😂)
@buffalocialism
Have you guys seen the Netflix special about how social media companies are using Shazam to curate your personal data and sell it off to companies who will use that to weaponize sales tactics against you?
No, no you haven’t. Because Shazam is the purest app ever created
If you’re Auston Matthews, how can you enter that negotiating room with Kyle Dubas this summer and ask for 15 mill plus per year if this is the shit you’re gonna pull
Embarrassing
@DavGreenberg
@AlecStapp
You're really close here
So if he'd picked up his phone, he'd know that people were looking for him!
But he didn't pick up his phone, and why do you think that is?
@theashleyray
Late stage capitalism is so funny because, if you don’t live like you want to die at your desk you’re somehow in the wrong
People keep wondering when the dystopia will begin, we’re already living in it
@floozyesq
Hold up, I am being advised that under a socialized medical system people would be waiting forever to receive proper treatment and care.
Thank God its a free market system, therefore services and products are distributed quickly and efficiently
The Leafs are by no means a perfect hockey team, but saying Kyle Dubas has failed as a GM when he’s got the 5th overall team in the league seems kind of ridiculous don’t you think?
Morgan Rielly committed one of the dirtiest and deadliest hits in NHL history last game. The NHL may never be the same. His reckless abandon and lack of care for his fellow player resulted in Brayden Point losing some wind in his lungsies, missing 0 shifts as a result
@ummmdude
@rinanpakkala
I am upset because it was a dogshit, rushed, not well flushed out ending with terrible story arc finishes for multiple characters
"Keefe will address the Kapanen news after the game"
Keefe: "You can ask Kapanen later"
Kapanen: "You can ask Tavares"
Tavares: "You can ask my wife"
Aryne Tavares: "You can ask Mike Babcock"
Babcock: "Fuck Nylander"
I love Ray Ferraro because he provides actual game analysis
Valid criticism about play style and strategy as opposed to vague platitudes and boring overused tropes
@AMAZlNGNATURE
@LeafErikson
My little guy has already had both his eyes removed, and I love him just as much as the day we got him. Dogs love unconditionally, I'd say it's only fair we love back the same
“Auston Matthews needs to stand up for himself. The refs aren’t gonna do it, and come playoff time you need to take matters into your own hands. Otherwise you’ll get walked all over”
*Auston Matthews stands up for himself*
“You can’t do that”
The Blue Jays are about to have made a conference final, tanked, rebuilt their team and once again be on the path to true contender all before the Maple Leafs have won a playoff round
Boutta change this account to Vladdys Oversized Posterior
Holy fuck Matthews Knies is the breathe of fresh air we’ve been asking for
Guy is an absolute DAWG out there
Hounding pucks, throwing his body around and engaged in every single scrum never backing down
I am in love
Jersey incoming
@OttawaHealth
Bruce is either in deep shit, or Ottawa Health about to follow this up with "now that we have you all here wear a mask and stay away from people"
@notlilhaleyy
@NikkiCallowayy
That statement is true because most people who don’t have crazy high metabolisms, can workout all you want but to get ab definition you gotta follow some sort of strict diet
But yeah, majority of people more important to care about balance than try to follow a restrictive diet
Why is William Nylander trending on a Friday night in July?
Why is it always him. Is it his goal scoring abilities? His slick takeaways? His upper echelon playmaking skills?
Nah, probably a bunch of dudes mad he has nice hair
@elivalley
Every argument I've seen on here in one way or another that ends with defending Israel has a person saying "God chose to give them this land, it is therefore theirs forever"
When thats your ultimate rationale, there is no good argument or his to be taught. They need to lie
I refuse to stop pointing out how funny it is Craig Button did an entire segment about how much of a dark horse the Ottawa Senators are this year, especially for the Leafs, and a week into the new year they are in last place in the East by 7 points
Paid for his hockey knowledge
I am so fucking ready to be hurt again
Fuck it, what’s the worst that can happen? They rip my heart out of my chest in the most horrific fashion possible?
Bring it on. Buds are all day baby
@grindingdude
@TomiLahren
@Cosmicviewer
what is the original purpose of a car. To transport someone from A to B. Simple. What is the original purpose of a gun? To damage or put an end to a life. I vote for it to be harder to buy the life ending thing, not the transportation one.
@RecompenseofGod
@IMAO_
Got you. So in reservoir dogs in the final scene, all parties should have had their guns pointed at the ground or in the air, and then for dramatic effect gunshot wounds should have gone off and everyone just falls to the ground for no reason.
Impeccable logic
I get everyone hates the Leafs, but to shit on celebrating the season Matthews is having? I remember the buzz in the hockey world for Stammers 60 and Ovechkin’s 65 goal seasons. It was electric, understanding we were witnessing history right before our eyes
Doesn’t happen often
@TheStuffOfMemes
Explanation for those confused:
The directors of the original Matrix trilogy have confirmed the movie was an allegory for trans people transitioning. Which is rather hilarious, because the whole red pill/blue pill thing became a huge like right wing/facts over feelings allegory
Really hard to overstate how much more fun it is watching McCabe/Edmundson/Benoit beat the shit out of guys in front of the net and down low than complaining about other teams beating down our guys
I actually fucking hate Leafs fans
Auston Matthews is the most skilled player in franchise history
Not up for debate
And a large contingency are still bitching and moaning about a marginal pay raise?
If you think we have a better chance to win without him, you don’t know puck
I think I finally know peace
I truly do not give a fuck what any of those Dubas hating, truck horn blaring, Poilievre loving, Nylander despising wastes of human skin have to say
This win was for the real fans. The ones who’ve loved this core and
management group from the start
No offseason talk.
No trades, no future speak at all from anyone today.
The Leafs play a game 7. Tonight.
Against the Montreal Canadiens.
This is the kind of thing you dream about watching as a kid.
Let's get that magic back. Live in this moment.
Win.
LETS FUCKING GO
Not gonna lie, thought it was a bit weird at first but if there’s anyone that embodies the passion more than
@leafguy403
, I don’t know who it is
The heartbeat of this fanbase, Kurtis, we love ya ✊
@furrygahbidge
@miniondeathcult
When Mike Meyers predicts the future in a movie about an Ogre falling in love with a princess, thats when you know we're fucked
Auston Matthews- 13 mil per, 5 years🤝
William Nylander- 11 mil per, 6 years🤝
Auston gets to be the highest paid player in the league, but a down year and another playoff failure means a marginal increase. Wanna win here? Sign that. Willy gets a big increase, well deserved
@frank_seravalli
NHL to GM’s trading for injured guys: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
NHL to the Arizona Coyotes when they don’t pay their lot fees, can’t hold down an owner for longer than 5 minutes and hold a player out for 2 weeks for “trade purposes”: 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
@randypaint
Ben Shapiro: Contrary to the current narrative or lack there of on the dangers of hyperhydration are woefully spoken about and the nothing exemplifies this more than the lefts monolithic approach to not discussing the issue
His wife: Ben im not gonna pee on you
Elliot Freidman reports that Kyle Dubas has been watching the rest of the NHL playoffs on a 4K TV, while Eugene Melnyk has only been watching it in HD.
Sources say Eugene is not happy with this and will be complaining to the league
@moneroman69
@hasanthehun
When there’s pictures of nazi/confederate flags it’s isolated incidents and plants, but one picture of 2 indigenous people is proof the protest is filled with First Nations people
Got it
@yupdanix
@Schaeboy
It’s funny how the people most likely to complain or be dicks to people working fast food/retail jobs are almost always the same vocal majority to speak up about how people with low wages/salary should get new/better jobs.
Strange coincidence I’m sure
Three things that must happen for the Leafs next year:
1. Lock up Matthews and Nylander to the longest deals they will sign
2. Speed. Team needs a lot more of it. Everywhere. In the quest to get more experience, they’ve gotten way too slow
2. Lock up Samsonov. He’s the guy
@joelgolby
You get 280 characters, is it really too much to ask you be mindful and incorperate every conceivable angle and viewpoint known to humanity in it?
@AdamZHerman
Speaks absolute volumes that Torts was able to, in a 30 second clip, dismantle all the horseshit excuses and half answers that have been given by most actually involved in this situation. No need for obfuscation, because it's not valid. The answer was simple, and they failed