MzCheevous Featuring Archie The Dog 🟧
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Same Salty Texan starting over. Theatrical Lighting Designer, retired. 🚫magats, DMs, easily offended. Former Carnival crew member. Don’t boss me.
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"I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government."
~Molly Ivins
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Magat union haters, enjoy your three day weekend.
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@kaitlancollins
calling it “trump force two” is peak ass-kissing.
It’s his private fucking jalopy plane and you’re implying it’s some sort of official government plane. Good grief you people make me sick.
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After an emergency landing in Milwaukee, a Vance spokesperson says his pilot "advised there was a malfunction with the door seal. After declaring an emergency, Trump Force Two returned to Milwaukee. As soon as the issue was resolved, the plane returned to its originally planned
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@DrOz
- "He's in Pennsylvania" is trending because of your embarrassing, failed milk carton tweet. Dude, read the room. You're the one who's MIA.
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Where’s the fucking outrage over this corrupt bag of crap!? HE is the criminal, NOT her.
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@TheRock
dude you went from being a beloved badass to a sniveling coward in just 24 hours. Wow.
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@piyushmittal
She’s pissed that President Biden turned their childish insult against them. 🙄
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@KristiNoem
- when this world is finally rid of your hateful ass, people will be bringing their dogs to piss on your fucking grave.
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@MichaelCohen212
- Exactly what I thought just yesterday. If Tony Soprano said that, we would all know what he means and it’s not his hurt feelings.
Trump was *not* being childish when he told Pence he would not be his “friend” anymore.
@MichaelCohen212
tells us Trump was putting a hit on Pence using the coded language of the Mob. The Jan 6 committee and DOJ need to watch this!
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And she doesn’t give a fuck how you feel about it. Probably makes her giggle. Qunt.
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These fucking koolaid- gulping morons are shelling out $$ for photoshopped art he stole off the internet but go ahead and tell me about inflation.
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My fellow Texans, the senator who abandoned us while we were freezing to death for days while he tanned his fat ass in Cancun - thinks it’s funny.
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Look at the posture of this human pile of shit. It says it all.
Felix shared our last photo of Lexi - in her child-size casket - as we asked
@tedcruz
to protect his constituents by supporting a federal ban on assault weapons. He declined. Instead, he said he supports increasing law enforcement presence on school campuses.
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Zero impulse control. He cannot help himself. This sociopathic child in an old man’s body is not qualified to lead this country.
Trump at NABJ is all the evidence anyone should ever need that Donald Trump is so fucking racist that he can’t even exert control over his behavior when having a chance to win the election demands it. Donald Trump is incorrigible. He could never be rehabilitated. He’s broken.
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Just listen to the condescension. Zappa was smarter than the sum total of these assholes’ IQs.
He was also correct.
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@mtgreenee
pack your crap and get your ass over there tough girl.
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Ukrainian Troops Troll MTG, Invite Her To The Front Line - MeidasTouch Network
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This just might push donnie mcshitshispants right off the cliff.😂😂😂
Biden: Remember when Trump was trying to deal with COVID, he suggested injecting a little bleach in your veins… he missed, it all went to his hair
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This is the Republican Party and Fox News. Exactly this.
Rod Serling was a genius who never shied from big topics, greed, morality, paranoia, racism, sexism, bigotry, conformity, McCarthyism and here he shows how easy it is to sleepwalk into fascism.
It's as relevant today as it was more than 60 years ago…
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@lawofruby
“Meese was eventually appointed and confirmed as the 75th US Attorney General, a position he held until resigning in 1988 amidst the Wedtech scandal.” 🙄
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This trash just cannot stay out of trouble with the law. Why is she a member of Congress?
"Play with trash, trash get in yo eye."
Boebert under investigation after police called over restaurant fight with her ex: report
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RICO laws should be updated to include these sheisters bilking their congregations.
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@GOP
telling voters to vote Republican for lower gas prices while sitting in Congress voting against lowering gas prices is peak hypocrisy.🖕🏾
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It’s taken me a lifetime of mistakes to get there.
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Many of us have said from the get-go that it was an inside job. The scope of betrayal just keeps getting bigger.
#ETTD
Secret Service "missed" the bomb that day in their sweep. Which never happens. Now they've deleted their text messages from Jan 5-6. Pence didn't trust them and one was so MAGA loyal that Trump, alarmingly, made him WH Deputy Chief of Staff.
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Ginni Thomas has a weak and feeble mind which requires a nut-job cult to tell her what to think and do. She’s fucking with our country now. She needs to be stopped and pay for damage done.
All roads lead to Ginni Thomas. She provided confidence to a bunch of crazy people.
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To clear the palette after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting a picture of my best friend, Archie.
You have to be one sadistic bitch to brag about killing dogs.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of my golden, Chance, who sucks at hunting squirrels and cannot be trained to stop stealing thongs and socks.
Feel free to do the same.
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"Twitter accuses Mr. Paxton of acting in bad faith." It's a pattern of behavior with this jackass, and exactly why he's indicted.
Ken Paxton, Texas attorney general, wants legal battle with Twitter in his home state - -
@washtimes
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Whoa!!! The reach of
@Colonel_Myway
is overwhelming! His boost of my account has resulted in a huge amount of new followers! I promise to follow everyone back, gonna take a while so please bear with me and THANK YOU!!!🙏
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Proof that this is the Corporate States of America. We got a rich prick telling Congress what they can and cannot do. This. Is. Bullshit.
WHOA
Harlan Crow, who bribed Clarence Thomas for 20 YEARS sent an electronic letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee that Congress does not have Constitutional power to impose ethics rules and standards on the Supreme Court."
So now he's going to tell US how it is?!
WTF?!@
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Can’t get a loan after being convicted of over-inflating his property values because lenders know he’s lying about the value of his properties is poetic justice.
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I’m finally home with Archie and
@BetoORourke
is still on campus taking selfies with thousands (literally) of Texas State students. He said he would not leave until everyone got a photo. He amazes me with his energy.
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@RickChapterTwo
@gunsnrosesgirl3
I worked on ships for four years, cabin stewards never come in without knocking first. 🙄 And the Fire Chief would never allow that.
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@JoJoFromJerz
@mkraju
I read 15 were taken to hospitals, two died. Guess they're still sussing it out.
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“American democracy is under attack because the former president refused to accept his loss.” ~ President Biden
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@GOP
- I blame everyone of you craven motherfuckers for not honoring your pledge to protect our constitution. 🖕🏼
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And WTF hasn't mainstream media been asking this question since Helsinki?
What do you think would happen if Biden took the notes out of a Russian translator's hands and instructed them not to repeat anything they heard with anyone in the USA? Well, Trump did that in Helsinki and what the fuck?
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@Kaylan_TX_
Wow, wasn’t aware of this. Seems like if HR had believed and supported the women, that reporter might still be alive. 😐
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Pretty late in the game to be scrambling for legal help.
LOfuckingL
The Trump team is desperately seeking new lawyers before his arraignment on Tuesday- but they can't find any firms that want to take him on as a client😆
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I’m following back as fast as I can! Thanks for your follow and your patience!🙏
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Notice how the mainstream media isn’t talking about tramp raping children? Pushing Biden out is their way of covering it up.
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Yank his ass out of Congress.
Someone needs to put Clay Higgins in check and they need to do it, now.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Been single for over 20 years and doing just fine. I know lots of lonely, unhappy married people.
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Fifteen years managing TX State's largest performance space - today is my last day. Fifty years of working, I'm now retired. On to new adventures with
#ArchieTheDog
. I'll leave the ghost light on when I lock the doors for the last time.
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@SCOTUSblog
- Put THIS in your damned blog.
🚨REV. SCHENCK: “I came to realize my faith & the Evangelical community was politically co-opted in A FAUSTIAN PACT with the Republican Party.”
The ex anti-abortion activist says Justice Alito leaked the 2014 Hobby Lobby decision, drops a truth bomb about evangelicals & the GOP.
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@IAmPoliticsGirl
Pure laziness. Its easier to go through life with no responsibility, doing what you’re told like a child. But man, having someone else make all your decisions for you comes at a very high price.
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@smc429
Marge’s worst nightmare, an intelligent, highly educated, articulate beautiful woman who happens to be Black.
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Someday I’m going to awake to the news that the fat fuck has finally stroked out.
Good morning ☕️
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Schooled by a Black woman who knows her shit.
Crockett: I am going to start with some nonsense she was trying to spew and unlike Ms. Boebert, I am legally trained and I also legislated before I got here
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AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO DON'T LIKE IT!
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“We are pleased to inform you that the result of your mammogram shows no evidence of cancer.”
It took me two days to have the courage to open the letter.
Check your ta tas.
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@Portland_State
You might want to have a talk with your HR specialist, Chris Forhan. He has anger issues. Makes me wonder how he treats his female colleagues.
Not a good look for your university.
Chris Forhan, this you? You owe them an apology at the very least.
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Same with that blue lives matter crap. Fly that stupid flag and you're hanging a sign out that says I'm a fucking racist.
When people like Guy Fieri walk up to 45 smiling, it says "I'm a racist". Want to defend scum like Jason Aldean and Trump? Just wear your T-shirt that says "I'm A Racist" and take the guesswork out of the mix.
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Hi. I’m one Texas gal smart enough to know good versus evil. I’ll be voting to reelect President Joe Biden. So would Archie if he could vote.
I’m Mom. I live in the North Texas and I’m voting for Joe Biden again in November.
How about you?
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IDK who this is but wish they were my neighbor.
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@MacFarlaneNews
@MuellerSheWrote
Nah. Hell no. She’s saying what she thinks the judge wants to hear in order to get a lighter sentence. She will recant all of this because she’s already proven that bravado is what’s important.
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My colleagues at work who I actually like consider me too old to hang out with. It's hard being a senior citizen when your heart and mind still feel young.
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@SenateGOP
- gee, all you dumb fucks had to do was impeach his ass and you wouldn’t be dealing with his never-ending shit show. You people are so goddamned stupid.🖕🏽
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From this point on days get longer!
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