MR. OYIN 🍯
@MisterOyin
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You are in the presence of royalty.
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Joined October 2010
You really killed a brand new roach and placed it on your food for clout abi. How come there’s no soup on it? Weird flex but ok.
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We can all acknowledge the fact that the agbada looks good. But do you see the football pattern in it???? . Details too MADDDD.
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God pls hide this kind of ideas from my babe 🙏🏾.
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Ozo carry full beards Dey write letter for national tv. Timini with no single strand of beard is packing women in Lagos like sardine. If my barber no clear this beard, make I know why.
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Dear Super Eagles, we saw you take the knee severally for BLM in EPL games. Do your country a favor and take the knee for us. Take the knee to #EndSarsProtests #EndSARSImmediately #LagosProtests.
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Them delete your tweet, you say you wan ban twitter. Sounds like the angry boy who took his ball away because he was dribbled. Pele Junior.
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She channeled her Asisat Oshoala. Gtfo my face.
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Them lil homies gonna follow Jesus my G.
Don't force your children to follow a particular religion. Teach them how to think & let them decide if they believe & what they believe!!.
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Two people can get this comfortable and not even date. Not a big deal pls.
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First $40 I made from design was the week my parents understood what sitting with my laptop all day could mean. They went from “why are you always pressing laptop” to “we need to buy fuel cause Oyin has to work”. Show them!.
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If Toyin Tomato is your mother in law, there’s a probability that she might like you. If she likes you, y’all turning up together. Mama G will never like you.
Who would you rather prefer to be your mother inlaw?.Toyin Tomato or Mama G
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Two things that will kill your trust in women:. 1. Reading Olonis thread.2. Knacking someone else’s babe . Your eye go clear.
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Apparently the President of the Parliament of Cameroon lives in France. Baba heard about corona virus and ran to Cameroon. with the virus. Importer, exporter, koko water.
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If you ever need to settle a beef, this is a good place to meat.
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If you are my guy and you see my babe like this, abeg I take God beg you, clear me!.
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Men in women dominated spaces >>>>. No be only una sabi thief hoodie 🙏🏾.
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Them don collect OF LAGOS for your hand. You no know 😂.
What’s going on gan gan??🥴.
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If Oloni begs you to delete, your evil is top 2 and it’s not number 2. Ha!.
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Honestly, Mercy Johnson no too sabi sing.
Wizkid > MJ.
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I love Ilorin damnnnn. The sarcasm in this speech is madddd. If you don’t understand yoruba, ask someone to interpret it for you 🤣🤣🤣
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Wema bank Dey send me welcome to a new dispensation. Na Una know where Una Dey go. Make nothing sha do my own 3k.
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What Davido has just done is gather celebrities in one room virtually and made them give back to the community. Legend!!!!.
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Rejection mails go choke but Omo ope no worry, that one yes dey come. E go swallow the plenty No like Moses stick.
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Wait. Let me get this straight. Equatorial Guinea has a President, his son is the Vice President and his other son is the Minister of Mines. LORD HAVE MERCY!!!! WHAT MANNER OF CORRUPTION AND NEPOTISM IS GOING ON IN AFRICA?.
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Omo, date your age bracket o, so Una go fit Dey do pillow fight.
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If this picture crosses your TL, kindly say a word of prayer for me. Happy birthday to me. ❤️ 🎉 🎊 . 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Ok Mrs Eboue.
I think men salary should be paid into their wife’s account for security reasons.
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Lmao. Nobody says Opor more than Mayorkun in the whole of Nigeria. He still picked 100 of y’all. King Solomon 🙌🏾.
His friends: Opor Opor . 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩💀.
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Messi is a bastard. If you like bring up list of best Africans, he will find a way to be on the list. And at the top. My GOAT.
Most goals against Man City under Pep Guardiola:. 5⃣ Jamie Vardy.4⃣ Lionel Messi.4⃣ Mohamed Salah.4⃣ Heung-Min Son. ⚽️ @ManCity v @LCFC .⏰ Tomorrow 5pm.📺 @SkySportsPL
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Inec: Hold my beer!.
I’m back home tweethearts. Nothing will stop me from voting tomorrow! You have no right to complain if you don’t vote. Your vote is your voice! Use it. wisely 🇳🇬 💚
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ASHAD was never a nobody
Everybody was a nobody before they became a somebody.
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Especially when she’s married to Uriah >>>>>>.
Watching her bathe >>>>>>>>>>>>.
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Delete that sex playlist you are creating. We both know you’ll end up using it to wash clothes. Ode.
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Use it to buy big bow tie. Wear it and present yourself to her. You are the prize.
Want to buy birthday gift for this woman & I no get pass 1k.
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Wo, if you are buying gift for your girlfriend, buy for my girlfriend too o. No allow make she Dey feel left out. 😑😑. Finish what you started o.
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“If Amara is angry, nobody can eat that day”. Laise sun god.
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If I no be blessing, I go be lesson. Either ways, something go dey.
29. Advantages of dating you ?.
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Still can’t get over Adekunle Gold getting money and betraying Orente broke fellows with “Love is not enough, come to me, mo lowo”.
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30+ men don wake up to pee, come Dey ask “what did Sarz and Shizzi do? Where did it happen?”. Go back to sleep King.
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Messi has a whole board making emergency meetings during a pandemic. Perez was eating suya when Ronaldo asked for increase in salary. Them deport am.
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“Save me” is a legit reason to convince any visa officer at this point.
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You wan piss your woman off? Shave your beards. No tell am before you run am too.
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Girls are the weirdest creatures. They will have something hurting them and reserve the cry for later. HOW. TF. DO. YOU. PLAN. TO. CRY. LATER?.
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Ngl I stumbled on their ig one time and knew they don’t understand the concept of decorum. As a normal naija guy man wey still require helper, you suppose know say e get level wey you go flex, your helper go quiet cause you no need help again. Designer everywhere. Church bar o.
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Bout to go focus on Davido. See yall after the concert . #DavidoAwayFestival #Davido #AWAYFestival #30BG
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Btw my mum officially bagged her doctorate degree today. Too proud. And my dad would have been too ❤️.
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Oyin!!!!!. You are still a mumu.
I turned on Glory Osei’s notifications because she’s honestly the kinda business minded person I want to be.
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When tweets like this pops up, I’m never in anybody’s @ o. But when they say anon should owe you shoe, I start popping up like ads. Smh.
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My mum completed her phd yesterday. I’m about to use “Doctor e ma kaaro” to finish her every morning 😂.
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Lots of travel scams will happen in the next few months. Please be careful o. Japa carefully.
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Na why I like Wizkid be that. He sabi him celebrity status and he Dey act accordingly.
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What is happening with Nina and Collins is the same thing that happen to a lot of relationships after the babe don go NYSC camp.
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Reading that Oloni thread and realizing you have been a really really good man in the grand scheme of things.
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Young OGs don't be wearing this. If you recognise this, you've been following sugar daddy. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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Happy birthday to me 🎉. Say a word of prayer for me if you can 🙏🏾
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Glory Osei’s thread won’t end till she gets to tweet 419. I know this because she’s my baby.
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As a graphics designer, it’s becoming irritating to me when “graphics designer” is being used in yahoo jokes. At a point, telling ppl you are a designer will only sound to them as a camouflaged ritualist. Let’s be guided o.
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Style bender beat him early enough to catch sleep and drive his family to church. A King. 🇳🇬❤️.
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Are you not the same person that said people should not have an opinion about you because you are richer than them?.
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This is my favorite video on the internet at the moment 😂😂😂😂
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Kiki just sent me the 7 o clock speech. My best friend is an absolute babe!.
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Lmao I’m not dating you. Unclench your fist.
Nigerian women need to stop dating, marrying and having kids with Nigerian men. I’m fucking serious.
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You want to be treated like Chioma but you don’t have Chioma value. Me sef that you are stressing, do I look like I have Davido money yet?. Arabinrin koshi.
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Davido been wan dey whine me before say e no go perform unavailable. Don’t play!.
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1. This is embarrassing. 2. Fact that he was quick to leave his “calling” for this means the guy that insulted him in the first video was right.
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See ehn, the only reason it looks like I don’t like church is because I’m in Nigeria. My first Sunday in Canada ehnnnn, I will dance like David danced.
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Nigerian women don’t notice the househelps are being raped because they never listen to them. They are so busy beating and abusing these househelps.
Nigerian men actually don't notice their wives are abusing their underage child househelps because they're too busy raping the househelp.
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Guys, don’t waste your money to buy a smart TV. Buy a regular LED HD TV and buy a PS4. Your PS4 can also browse, stream shows, watch YouTube and all. With the added advantage of playing awesome games. Life’s better that way.
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There’s this human thing where we choose to always see only the negative even in the middle of “positivity”. You are literally in the middle of people celebrating you, walking on foot and hailing you but what you see is haters.
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If you are ever going to record gist for us on this tl. Make this camera guy your mentor. Thank you.
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Nigerian Artistes that I fucked with this year:. Burna Boy.Davido .Wizkid.Olamide.FIREBOY.Joeboy .Aremo Rema.Naira Marley.Cardi B. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Banter aside o, una dey kill me with this Ronaldo should have just retired talk 😂😂😂. Make person free €200m a year because of street cred?.
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Either . 1. Be a disappointment from day 1 so you don’t have expectations on your head and they give up on you. Or . 2. Do something meaningful with your life and let them see results…otherwise known as money.
I wonder how people break away from strict overprotective parents.
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Bias is such an interesting concept.
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Religion aside, you know how many things about morals the church teaches? Social skills too. That’s the one reason I wanted to join the boys brigade that year. When you grown, you can do whatever and take it up with the Lord but you’ll grow with church.
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This is why you should have friends when you are dating sha. In case love is blinding you and the manipulation is working on you, maybe they can at least help you out of that dark place.
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1. Pamilerin is not the yardstick for engagements and whatnot. 2. Some people are not at that stage of their lives. 3. Let people live abeg.
Pamilerin got engaged to his girl after 11 weeks of dating. But you have imprisoned somebody daughter for 2 years and above without ordinary introduction. Uncle, will God not punish you like this? Anyways congrats to pam pam. May your union last forever.
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Lil Frosh o, the brother o. Both of them are mad. Someone beat your sister the first time and instead of treating his fk, you Dey help am beg make she go back. Whyyyyy.
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I still dey bed sha. If I no see panranran, I no go stand up. 😑.
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@AdefemiOyedele @260two The day I tried this. She was just there living her life while I almost died of cold. Never again!.
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Lol. This is very funny because women dm you hi and wait for you to continue the convo 😂😂 . No be you see flower for my papa garden? 😂.
Men actually have no game in the DMs tbh. Every time they’re dragging women for not having game but all I see here is rubbish.
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Prepare your passport, prepare your passport. Third passport don expire and na ID card I Dey use am do. Eleda what did I do wrong? 😩😩😩.
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First of all, why would anyone want to be a fake corper?.
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Omo people are weird o. You followed me, sent me a dm asking for help, I sent you money and you unfollowed me right after. 🙃🙃🙃🙃.
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