Remember Bajans don’t argue with Jamaicans online. Call Immigration for the Jamaican whores lining Bay Street and collect your $75. Don’t fumble the bag
The Jamaican police force will in weeks roll out a crack motorcycle unit aimed at stemming the tide of blood that has stained Kingston’s streets amid an upsurge in gang violence. Read more here:
#GLNRToday
Have a friend who do her surgery a DR inna one “doctor” Kitchen, and mumma a go say she no think the vaccine safe because of how fast it was developed.
Many of you have never been part of a team, yet alone understand the bonds that are created from suffering together in training to triumph and defeat. But continue feed the narrative for the likes and retweets.
Head rubs is the male version of forehead kisses. 😫 why we nah no sense when that gwaan? Wuss if mumma have long nails? When that touch all your scalp you just start chant your bank details.
No think unnuh understand Wah we just do! Group of Death that enuh fam! Brazil just won the Copa America enuh! So no bother feel like a easy task we just accomplish! Not to mention France! Two of the favorites in our group and we send home one!
Jamaica?!
Heart is Hers - Aidonia
Position - Terror Fabulous
Slow Motion - Vybz Kartel
Freaky Gal 1-3 - Vybz Kartel
Stab Up Di Meat - Lady Saw
Do Di Ting - Konshens
Really Like You - Laden
Sweet To Di Belly - Vybz Kartel
Every Other Dexta Daps
Bawl Out - Dovey Magnum
Etc.
Fast and Furious continues to blur the lines of fiction and reality and take me for an idiot. Me nah watch a next one!
Watches Fast and The Furious 9 Trailer.
Me...
Unnuh better hurry up and come gwaan a work cause 80% of all taxi man in Jamaica have a Argentine flag on them car. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 me know them nah carry unnuh this morning
People who think they find “success” at UWI often find it difficult to let go of the space. It’s hard to accept that you may go into the rest of the world and regress to an unknown after being “big man/woman” on campus.
I pray the young man grows in wisdom with his age, (unlike you) and is guided on the increased responsibility he will shoulder as a talented athlete and possible future star. Too often as adults we do not guide nor mentor; we instead love to humiliate and vilify our youth.
Little old lady just called me young man. So me smile and she say why you smile so and me say boy grandma the amount a years me gone you should leave off the young. She just smile back and say stop it, be grateful that whatever you gone through hasn’t broken your shine. Me…
Me can’t Wait til Monday fi Mumma post her pic with Burna Boy and tell we why him never get fi burn it. 🤣😭
Big up Mecca any hotel she deh inna the world!
How Jamaican Women Ask if you have a woman:
1. They think you do.
2. “Me no want nobody fight/beat me.”
3. They ask other people.
4. They assume from your IG
5. “How come you not out with your girl instead of here talking to me?”
6. They “heard”
7. Every other way except ask you
Whoever is going to be in charge of recruiting at CVM please I beg you do not go hire the same old dinosaurs. Please find new talent, faces, voices etc … it is here in abundance …
Update: Police kills reputed gunmen in Western Jamaica.
Resident of the community: "They are no gunmen them protect the place, they are Defenders of The Earth."
As you may very well have guessed by now
#JamaicaIsNotARealPlace
Somebody need to tell Dionne Jackson-Miller about the current weed emergency. It is a now a national crisis. Island-wide, Bills bags are now for $300 and the portions are reduced to the same quantity of a $50 Bag. This no right. All Angles need to take the case.
If you’ve managed to stumble across this, then I pray for your protection today. Not just physically but also mentally, so that you can find a tranquil mind so that your heart can focus on the joy around you, however small. Selah. 💪🏾
Just a see the 4X4 from Carifta and why the girl them win like that? A that Bahamas fi go protest. Cause how jamaica win a relay by a bigger distance than the distance between the two country? Is a flight second place affi take fi ketch the Jamaican girl. Immigration & so…
Monday morning we cripple the system. No civil servant should go to work.
And in solidarity with them, no private sector employee should go to work.
By Tuesday they will know the people of Jamaica are serious.
But do you have the guts? It’s as simple as a protest could be..