Jaz'oynce Targaryen
@Miss_Dalisa
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I'm embarrassed . This nigga just pulled up on me as I was leaving BevMo & asked what I was going thru & I was confused af so I'm like huh & he was like you too pretty to be listening to teach me how to dougie in 2022 Then pulled off disgusted 😭😭😂😂😂.
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If biggie woulda tried to holla at me and grabbed my arm in the club I'd look him in that one eye and scream at the top of my lungs.
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The Gross sisters are blue because they are ashy and they are named after lotions ( Olay, Gina (Neutrogena) & Nivea😭😭😭😭. TikTok teaches you everything.
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Generation full of people who can't read . can't communicate . Can't empathize . Can't control their horny . Can't get past their trauma . Can't maintain healthy friendships . Can't keep a job . Cant shut the fuck . Can't mind their business . Can't self reflect .
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weird ass bitches do weird ass shit and when it gets out . they will not be like damn I was wrong . they will make up stories . Lie to their friends for sympathy . EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I have to be selective on who I allow in my circle . I show too much love, I move with zero ill intentions, I'm honest & I share my resources freely. Everyone isn't worthy.
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I don't need a single thing from a single person . so my kindness is genuine, my time is genuine . if I let things go I'm doing it for me and never them. If I help I'm doing it for me never you . I operate in peace & im working on allowing nothing to disturb it .
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Bragged about CPNs . now apartments are even harder to get into without the paperwork . y'all bragged about stealing from self checkouts . ending those . honestly everyone collectively needs to just shut the fuck up.
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Everybodies personality isn't for everybody. I just be like " she's not my kind of person " and keep it pushing . no hate, no shit talking, no forced commingling. Mute them . outta sight outta mind .
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Halftime isn’t just black owned . we are black ran . Bartenders are black, cooks black, bar back black, janitors black, electrician black, DJ’s black . .
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Tips for my girls and any women in general. stay in groups . Use Apple Pay and do your best to not carry cash. switch out the designer purses for now. Get off your phone and be aware and attentive. no one seems to care but us - police haven’t caught anyone.
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Keyshia mad at a nigga . I know this attitude. I feel it.
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East fucking Oakland.
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@papas_dickeria_ @ApocalypseRao @BelleRideaux @ZACKKOLIN I don’t know if this counts but I went to elementary with triplets . Mary Carla, Mary Laura and Juan Carlos.
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@MiiahMariie @sevynpt2 You gotta block him and tell yourself that he’s blowing you up . Then die with the lie .
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I'm really hella sad . & idk how to sit in it . i think life is unfair and the most pure and solid ppl get the worst hands dealt to them .
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Relationships are hard. Friendships are hard. Dealing with family - hard. Finding your passion, paying bills, taking care of your health, all fucking hard.
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a woman escaped a kidnapping in Oakland yesterday. Met a man on tinder who held her captive for three days before she was able to escape and run to a neighbors for help. A few ppl ignored her pleads before she was finally taken in and the cops were called. I feel so bad for her.
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Quiet 🙏🏽.
what should I be for Halloween 🤔.
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all my mom wanted to do was see her baby graduate . she stayed with us long enough to do just that & transitioned last night 🩷.
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I really enjoy my time alone and it offends others so bad . I try to communicate that this is a ME thing and has nothing to do with them . & yet still offended.
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Bay Area men good for a fun time not a long time 😭.
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If you fuck up all you have to do is face it man . Take ya consequences on the chin & do better . all this lying and hiding and pretending makes shit so much worse . Give apologies where they are do and learn from it .
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Amanda Seals is right sometimes . Sometimes she's wrong . All the time - she's annoying.
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My little sister isn’t even two yet & can walk in heels better than me 🥲🥲🥲
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I'm planning a " get ya shit together " day at the half . Bring ya paperwork you need to do . Your game plan you need help with . Your goals and ideas . anything you can do to help produce some productivity in ya life . consult with others . relieve some stress .
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Strawberry jelly > grape jelly . Argue with ya momma.
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halftime finally got a date . babyyyyyy it's been a long six months .
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@malcxlmxxx @TamilThot @pierrefleury_ Somebody learned a new word this week. they forgot to give you the definition tho.
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I don't care how well I carry shit . I be going thru it okay. maybe me being on twitter is a distraction from my everyday bullshit . maybe I don't feel like responding to texts in a timely manner . maybe I choose to be alone a majority of time because I need space to not be ok.
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If y'all tear up our already fucked up city right before a recession we will never recover . don't act a fool off election results . It won't change shit & only small businesses will suffer.
Oakland is boarding up windows fearing riots if Trump wins the election
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The art of shutting the fuck up . it's a lost one.
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I would have loved Trump as a substitute teacher. he's the type you could ask a question & the nigga would ramble the entire period about himself.
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Do other cities slap Jahiem & Keyshia “ I’ve changed “ like Oakland ? Because you can play this song TA DAY and it’s going up.
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Life isn't fair.
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Fuck cancer & fuck americas healthcare system and fuck the FDA & fuck all these companies that feed us bullshit with zero regard or regulation and fuck the government for allowing any and everything . Fuck em all.
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everybody is a walking contradiction . flawed . This why grace needs to be practiced more. Like how you mad and holding a grudge about xyz but you've done and did the same exact thing.
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I be exhausted . I'm old . I can't work and workout and be social and take care of my health and eat right and grocery shop and drive and sleep and remember birthdays and help my family and watch tv and clean up and get gas and be delusional and build my Lego sets . I AM TIRED.
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Everytime druski drop auditions I watch them with tears in my eyes.
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Can y'all take a break from asking will smith stuff PLEASEEEEE
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All the sneak peaks are usually posted on IG but here y'all go 🙃
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But does it come with bitches ?.
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This copy is actually from my house. That’s my dad next to Kidd & his handwriting on the photo. Him & Gary are both from high street & were best friends growing up - still real coo. Shaw is like my God father & I believe he still talks to Davis. was in halftime yesterday lol.
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Secrets out. no more late night dancing & twerking blocking the walk way to the kitchen, big ass shots, cheap ass prices, no dress code, late night food, double parking, leaving trash everywhere at my establishment. It's over once we relocate 🤍🤍.
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my name means a lot to me. I know ppl will always have something to say but I've worked really hard on being a good person: not lying or being messy or fucking people over . I've also tried to be solid & a friend to those who show up for me . .
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He’s hosting a free ass camp that kids love going to every year . Handle business or move around . I’m glad he took the time out to explain himself tho . shows he wasn’t being a dickhead and his style of coaching isn’t for everyone(kid).
Marshawn handled this situation better than 99% of the public, if you’ve played a sport before you know coaches cuss🤷🏻♂️
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Y'all outta pocket for acting like that towards glorilla at an AFTER party . If you wanted to see her perform go to the concert and if you feel like you paid too much for a walk thru you have to take that up with promoters.
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All y'all going outta town and even those staying in town for the holiday . please be safe . PLEASE . No drunk driving . No posting your every whereabouts . Keep flashing to a minimum . Stay aware of your surroundings. women - buddy system. scam corporations not ppl ❤️.
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we haven't been able to open fully due to things out of our control but yesterday y'all showed up & showed out & it was a fun time . thank you 😌
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MTV could play all the "True Life" episodes . Or old school Real World episodes . They could even play music videos . But noooo they rather play ridiculousness for 142 hours straight .
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motherfuckas be loud and wrong and when corrected they say nothing . no back tracking . No apologies . No accountability . They'll die with the lie before saying " hey you know what I was wrong ". We witness it on so many scales from relationships to the government, strangers etc.
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At my big age I am proud to say that I have never . ever . thought about - or have ever made a fake page with a fake email to be a loser ass bitch and talk shit to another person .
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Again, Casamigos is more popular b/c there was a Don Julio shortage. There was a Don Julio shortage b/c of the pandemic. it takes x amount of yrs to make a tequila Reposado or Anejo and they can’t rush the process even if they sold out during the pandemic.
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Manifesting my 2024 to filled with nothing but traveling, concerts, fitness & good health, multiple streams of income and peace .
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Bipper.
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Wow I just seen a TikToc that said Californians accent doesn't pronounce T like we say Sanna Ana for Santa Ana & Monnray for Monterey 😂😂.
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LMAO ok LaCienega Boulevardez.
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if you fight at halftime ima take a picture of you and put it at the door and you won't be allowed back in unless you apologize on camera with two full tears and bring me California fish grill and pay $500. because your beef isn't more important than our livelihood . k thanks.
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I've working on taking a compliment without trying to minimize it or downplay myself immediately after . It's hella hard lol but everyone deserves to be loved on.
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Halftime will be adding lockers you can rent for the day if you don't wanna leave anything in your car. Otherwise - please please clean your car out and leave ya back windows down when visiting downtown/uptown/jack london !!!'n.
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I'm tired of being tired . Every day . Doesn't matter how long I sleep or how many naps I take or if I did or didn't drink. Doesn't matter if I laid around all day or was active . Gym does hurt or help . I'm always just TIRED .
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Idk what I want for 2024 but I know I'm stepping into my natural era . my minimalist era . my less is more era . I wanna be paid, slim, well rested, eating healthier, traveling, loving on those who love me & focused . clear skin, bloat free 😂 happy and prayed up.
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Damn people are inconvenienced because of the bridge huh ? . Guess it's better than being bombed, starved, displaced & killed tho right ?.
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I hope everyone who experienced halftime 2012-2022 had a fucking time . that culture can't and won't be duplicated but I can't wait for the more grown up version 🥂.
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I'm unproblematic af & bitches still mad . I don't talk to yall . Don't kick it . Don't wanna skate with yall and you mad LOL . When I'm friendly you mad . bunch of ugly ass miserable ass don't have A LIFE OR A DICK to suck . clearly not getting any money . mad mad mad.
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Don't have sex with your friends niggas . Don't be in the face of a bitch who nigga you are knocking or tryna knock down . Don't talk shit unless you can back it up . Live below ya means . stop buying pills from ppl you don't know . WHERE IS YALL ELDERS !?!?.
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My niece is the fucking GOAT.
So the school counselor just called me to ask if I was aware that my daughter planned & led a student protest today where 100+ students walked out of their 3rd period to hold a BLM rally on the yard bc they feel teachers treat the black students different & unfairly. She’s 12. 😭.
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I don’t owe anyone conversations or explanations . if I don’t fuck with you, I don’t fuck with you 🤷🏽♀️.
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There’s a part of me that wants to see Teyana & Imam have sex . A large part of me.
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like look at this . they cannot be serious . Stray bullets flying into your home ? The condos don't even start until the 3rd floor like BFFR .
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I appreciate everyone who hit me & us but I'm not in the mood to respond. I'm too empathetic for this. Im tired of wanting nothing more than to provide fun & getting shitted on . My feelings are hurt . Im sad that Oakland is known for violence . We can't have shit or do shit.l.
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Halftime has our mediation meeting before a judge today . 🤞🏽🤞🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽.
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I know this is a race issue because complaints were sent in about us before we ever opened our doors . there wasn't a chance to view any negative behaviors on 3rd street before the residents of the condo banded together to file petitions with ABC. example .
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Before you log into that fake page today to bother someone please evaluate your life . What's ya BMI ? is ya neck clean ? is your child fed ? do a sniff test . Is ya credit score high enough to minding someone else's business ? debt to income ratio ? do you have friends ? prayed?.
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Y'all aren't getting anymore " free " money from Trump . Let it go bro.
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Then y'all wanna complain when no one comes here. like who would after getting bipped,robbed for chains, limited venues, assaults, no true club scene, no late night spots to eat . .
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everything good about this city is dying . Rapidly . y'all robbing old folks home . running in peoples business . mass shootings at the lake . It's not even hyperbole . $2500 rent & we gotta hear fireworks until November . Spend $1000 to light up the sky but no job .
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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It's crazy how you can express what's going on in your life and still be expected to show up for others . I'm not showing up for shit if my mental health isn't okay . can't help you if I can't help me first .
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ladies get gas early in the day please. Don’t wait until night time when you’re tired or just getting off. fuck being lazy be safe !!!.
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Alameda & SF country COVID cases are decreasing . No new deaths today. 55% of ICU is used. Spread is slowing. Not the best news but . better news.
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Women live happier lives when they have a village of other women in their lives. It’s really that simple.
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