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Married & mammy to three girls ♥️ Librarian and amateur photographer 📸 🍀 🇮🇪
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Time to bring these guys back home again. They love the little spin into the office bless em.
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5yo: Ugh, I can't open this!
*Twists lid around and around*
Me: That's because it's Calpol. Kids aren't supposed to be able to open it.
5yo: But how does it know it's me that's trying?
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I love this message from the school. So very considerate. Takes some pressure off!!
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Words I never want to hear after this year:
• Unprecedented
• Cluster
• Social Distancing
• Surge
• Perf with Surf
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A lady bought this for my 10yo this evening in Dunnes. We were chatting about the reductions, this being one of them. So she bought it & when she came back she said "every year buy yourself a new bauble, a nice one in the sales, & think of the crazy bitch that got you this!". 😂
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I've written a song. It's called
'I'm fucken sick of cooking dinner'.
Straight to No. 1.
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It's a pity they don't do that 'Calor Housewife of the Year' anymore.
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Centerparcs prices never fail to frustrate me. Maybe it's because it's only up the road, I don't know but 1500 for 3 nights is madness.
#Centerparcs
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There are no words to describe the sunset this evening. But it was so good for the soul.
#Longford
#Lanesboro
#TheSunsetCapital
#Wow
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Last night in A&E (I'm fine) a man came in & sat down. 12am, full three piece wedding suit, flower lapel the works. 30mins later a lady in full bridemaids attire enters, calls him & they leave. The girl beside me whispers "I have soooo many questions".
Same, girl, same. 🤣
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We watched the Banshees of Inisherin last night and loved it. A brilliant cast but Barry Keoghan was so good. "There goes that dream", was heartbreaking. The cinematography, the acting, the script, island life back in the day & how lonely & hard it must have been. I could go on!
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Me two years ago: No way are we getting a dog. I'm totally not a dog person, it ain't happening so stop asking!
Me now: Ah howiya Teddy Weddy. Who's the best doggy in the world. You are!!! Yes you are!!!
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Do you ever meet someone at the shops & because of lockdown & not socialising you're out of practice of actual adult conversations & you just blab on & on about nothing really & you just can't stop & then you sit in your car afterwards & think 'WTH did I just say?'.
And breathe.
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I'm really tired of people with already spotless houses cleaning their houses in their Instagram stories. If you want an impressive 'before and after', come and do mine.
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Things I thought I'd never do: Get a puppy.
Things I really thought I'd never do: high five said puppy for peeing on his training mat.
Legend ⬇️😂
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I need just one more lockdown to get in shape. I promise I'll do it this time.
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Screw you Irish summer. Come back next year when you've had a good long, hard look at yourself.
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Walking in on my 5yo singing 'you are my sunshine' to our newborn to get her off to sleep is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. That's all I needed in my hormonal state.
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I'm turning 40 tomorrow. And I've the weirdest mix of feelings. Part of me is loving the feeling of letting sh*t go & not sweating the small stuff. It's liberating. But the other part of me is like WHERE THE HELL HAVE THE LAST 10 YEARS GONE?
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Does anyone live in these houses that Dermo brings the clients to see. They're gorgeous but there's no signs of life. I want to see a stressed Mammy kicking toys out of the way shouting "DIDNT I TELL YIS DERMOT BANNON WAS COMING FOR FECK SAKE!".
#RoomToImprove
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Me at 17. Just a young one. With not a clue what was in store.
Would you go back to being 17? Knowing what you know now.
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I now announce Stevie as the only person to sing Ireland's Call at every Irish game from this day forth.
#LateLateToyShow
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Woman (40s) seeks hotel room for sleep, room service, silence and more sleep. Willing to upgrade to business suite if needs be. Must include breakfast. Willing to stay for free.
Reason for advert: Slowing losing one's shit.
#Lockdown
#ImAMammyGetMeOutOfHere
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All I wanted was snow. Wouldn't it be lovely for the kids I said. And it's so pretty, I said! But now look at me. Day booked off work to get my hair done and visit a good friend... And the school closes. Oh who's laughing now? Not me. Not me at all.
*Shakes fist at sky*
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I brought my 3 girls (6,3,1)swimming today. I compiled a short list of hacks to make it a stress free outing:
1. Don't.
2. Do.
3. It.
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I completed 5 marathons too. Then they changed it to Snickers.
I'll let myself out.
#RoseOfTralee
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I love this 🤩
3,000 to 4,000 students from across Kildare making St Brigid’s Cross on the Curragh Plains..
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#StBrigidsDay
#LaFheileBride
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I'm so happy with this. I always wanted to see how my photos would look printed and framed and I'm sorry to say it hasn't deterred me from snapping. Not one bit. So if you're not a fan you may need to unfollow 🤣
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Everytime I see Marian Keyes interviewed I gain more and more respect for her. I love her honesty, her outlook on life and just how she tells her stories. Marian you are a gem. Truly. ❤️
@MarianKeyes
#TheTommyTiernanShow
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Bridgerton & wine. Celebrating a successful interview for promotion this week. I could burst!
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I don't like being called a culchie but today I'm 'up in Dublin' for work and nothing makes me feel more culchier than trying to figure out how to get from A to B on my own without asking and SOUNDING like a pure culchie.
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And it was declared that she would lose 2 stone forthwith as her intentions were honourable though her willpower be weakith.
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@conor_pope
I'll be intrigued by the responses. I work for Longford Libraries and the amount of services we provide have just increased year by year. Personally I think that they're going from strength to strength and well able to keep up with an ever changing society!
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6yo died laughing this morning,
"I saw your bum Mammy!".
"So", I said, "everyone has one. And there's big ones and all ones-"...
"Yours is MASSIVE!".
#SixYearOldFreeToGoodHome
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So many of you have been looking for another sunset photo from Lanesboro. Ok, so ye didn't actually SAY it? But I could tell... 😆
#Lanesboro
#Longford
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That bullying video is absolutely heartbreaking. I'm not sure who my anger is more towards; the boys beating up that young student or the others recording it. It's infuriating. My kid wouldn't see the light of day for a long time if they did either.
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Mammy is a HUGE fan of
#DWTSIrl
She turns 80 soon. She does so much for me & I'd give anything to surprise her with tickets for the show. Can anyone suggest someone who could make it happen? We'll be no bother, you won't even know we're there!
(She especially loves Karen Byrne!)
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Eurovision is becoming less of a family show. I'm open minded but I won't watch some of these acts with my kids.
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Marian Keyes never fails to amaze me. I could listen to her for hours. And I will share this photo tonight and forever because she was so, so nice when I met her.
(She told me I had lovely eyes and I was made up 😂).
#LateLate
@MarianKeyes
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Hard luck Rashidat. Disappointing but she should be so, so proud of what she has achieved at such a young age.
Side note: Isn't David Gillick such a nice interviewer.
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Another pineapple coming to stay with us for the week.
It's no length since we threw out the last one.
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Him: God this is brutal.
Me: Will I turn it off?
Him: No wait, I wanna see who she picks.
#BlindDateIRL
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@SharonHorgan
I had a conversation with someone once from the UK. They were telling me about a cool experience they had and I said "Deadly!". They said, "no it wasn't that dangerous at all...!"
Had to explain.
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6yo asked me to bring her back some sweets from my Christmas party. I said we won't really be having sweets, it'll be mostly drinks...
"Oh! Bring me back a Capri sun then if there's any!"... The innocence!!
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My new baby. Oh the places we'll go!
Well, around Longford anyway. 😂
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Like them or loathe them, but Ant & Dec will never be outdone. What a show!
#SaturdayNightTakeaway
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Why is she telling that poor lady to contact her local authority and Treshold etc. Lisa has tried EVERYTHING!!!! Its so patronising
#latelateshow
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Thank you so much everyone for liking and retweeting my wish for DWTS tix. It's happening next month and I can't wait. I so appreciate all the help, genuinely💕
And of course thanks to
@ShinawilTV
for getting in touch.
And if ye see my Mam, keep schtum, capisce?
@DWTSIRL
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My 6yo got a certificate in the post for her hard work with distance learning. And it's so nice don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or petty or anything. God no! She deserves it. But like I don't want to come across as begrudging, it's just not me, but WHERE THE HELL IS MY CERT?
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Karl I think you need to realise that maybe joking and laughter is covering up an embarrassment or insecurity. Crashing and burning is not down to making a joke of things. Jesus if we can't have a laugh! That comment has made my blood boil.
#OperationTransformation
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First shot from my workshop to be published. By no means perfect. We all have to start somewhere!! I'll gain confidence weekly I hope and with lots more tutorials and experimentation. Thanks to Ronan for the guidance.
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If I was on a strict budget I wouldn't consider things like a home gym and a terrace. Am I being naive or is there always room to improve on how the budget is spent on this show.
#RoomToImprove
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Anytime I tell my 6yo that I'm on a diet she gives out to me & tells me I don't need to be, that I'm perfect the way I am. I love that about her.
Today though she followed it up with 'if anything you should grow your hair long & fix your make up'.
She giveth & she taketh away.
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Returning to work today after a really lovely and very hectic maternity leave. Very mixed emotions. Still holding out for a lotto win. Anyway, I'm very lucky to have it to go back to and for my kiddies to be in very safe hands.
#totesemosh
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Yeah, so just got promotion today. No biggie like.
#SoOvertheMoon
#WhenHardWorkPaysOff
#IMightChanceASmallOne
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New York was always the dream for the 40th birthday celebrations, but Glendalough comes a close second, am I right?!
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Saturday nights in my 20s: Out out.
Saturday nights in my 40s: Knee deep in a field of barley trying to get a nice shot of the sunset.
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News report on TV3 showing communion dresses for €375. I've some serious expense ahead of me by the looks of things. But Dunnes do fab dresses for 70ish so there's my first saving right there.
It was hand me downs in my days.
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