It's colder than a witch's tit this morning, but His Lordship is OK indoors....

@GaryBriscoe5 We had 8 players out too when we played Dirty Leeds. We beat you mugs in the league as well at The Den. Was that your reserve team?

@BL10CBL Players putting holes in the backs of their socks. Also, wearing their socks pulled up to their scrotums, like a pair of tights.

@casualsdirect Knobbers like this wannabe Gallagher cunt are the reason Clone Island is fucking gash nowadays. This is what you really look like kids:

@rogercart57 @Johnyboylufc @MillwallFC We're 2-0 up over you already this season, you baldy shirter cunt 😉

@Johnyboylufc @MillwallFC I mean, come on, you don't even have to pick one, as you've got every kind of whopper in this line-up. The fucking state of these northern monkeys. Are wages that bad up in Yorkshire that you actually leave the house dressed in these clown suits??

@riggokyle546 Millwall are famous for hitting the self-destruct button when things are looking up. It's a long tradition.

@ErnieSm92909753 Like you whoppers winning the European Cup in 1975?

Shithousing opposing fans is what football is based on - tribalism - and letting off steam for the fans. If they ban winding up opposing fans it's another nail in the sport's coffin. Might as well watch lawn bowls if it upsets you. #doucoure #curtisjones #etc #lfc #Millwall

@EFCOptimist That's a downgrade from Goodison, but it's still miles better than Wet Sham in the London Stadium.

@aaronconnolly24 @MillwallFC It happens, played them at a bad time - new manager bounce after Rooney, and beating Liverpool in the Cup fired them up.

This little pond makes The Boy go daft, every time we walk past - zoom! he's off on a bullie run.

@BBCDerbySport What went on behind the scenes at Blackburn?

@SkySportsPL That's a real tragedy. I suggest a national day of mourning to be commemorated into our public calendar.

@CaptainMeh @LBC @stellacreasy @lewis_goodall How many Peruvian teddy bears are in these boats? The public has a right to know.

@Southwark_News That was a total bummer, man.

@WeAreTheOverlap He knows, it's why he called some of them the "prawn sandwich brigade ".

@BBCBreaking She did this. Germany's worst ever Chancellor, and yes, I'm including HIM.

@EBLoyalist1912 Diet Sinn Fein

@fiago7 So when someone walks on this in the future, he's going to be executed at dawn for being "disrespectful " ?