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Don't be someone else's dream. Be your own.
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@Funk2funkDiaz @BBCBreaking Shameful to protect a population? Shameful to put one at risk. Did you fly to Spain...? Nope... International travel and entry isn't a right.
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If you are the Florist in Tennessee that sends Bailey Sellers flowers for her birthday every year, paid for by her Dad before he passed away, please let me know who you are. I'll pay for next year! Please RT
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@HorseMorsel Your own skis
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@cathynewman @wef Be fair, Nico wasn't wearing his helmet @nico_rosberg
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@StephenAtHome maybe they are going to... Piss on his Parade...
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@MartinSLewis To all those shouting "It's only a Pound" It's a twelve percent increase. Accept that on everything...
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This following statement has taken many years to write. I started trying to write it in February 2004. Sixteen years and ten months. Some of the most challenging years I have survived through. OK. Ready for the statement... Debt Free. Completed it mate.
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If there is one account that just absolutely fishes for idiots with unrivalled competence, @RAF_Luton should get awards. Immaculate
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@BBCBreaking Close ALL borders for three weeks. STAY AT HOME for four weeks. Maybe, just maybe if that had been a global attitude in March localised eradication would have been possible. Maybe next March. But... The economy... But... My holiday... But... Kiss my Butt.
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NHS saved both of my children at birth twice each later in their lives too. Saved my own life too. Thank you.
@NHSMillion
NHS Million
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If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million followers by the morning and be much stronger together
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@ukhomeoffice Can you please advise which Law dictates that meeting up is illegal? Please. I look forward to the response.
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@pettyblackgirI @Princ3ssGC It's like "man with gun kills people... We need more people with guns to protect us from people with guns..." Because that works...
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@DeborahMeaden No one. I'm behaving as if there is an infectious global pandemic and I'm not prepared to put others lives at risk.
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@DalaiLama sadly humans have proved that selfish greed overrides compassion on a far too often basis
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@StephenAtHome don't judge a duck by how it reads a teleprompter speech written by nine people. Judge it by its own solo quacking at 5am.
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@Mark_J_Harper @MattHancock Three of my close friends, all under 40 and with no underlying health conditions, are currently intubated in an icu ward. What's the risk or reason for restrictions? Go in to the ward and ask them.
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@Mikes_Brother
Rob
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@drew_mitchell Be fair. He's 7ft tall and drove a shoulder to the head. No attempt to wrap and his arm was tight to his body. Mitigation? You're chasing clicks for attention.
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Can you PLEASE stop referring to this as a full strength Gloucester side @btsportrugby Missing. Balmain. JFR. Atkinson. Singleton. Socino. Craig. LRZ Hastings. Reid.
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@JournoJacobs @niclennon_edu @FloraSCooper As a parent, why would anyone voluntarily wish to be associated with that publication?
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@KyivIndependent Heavy investor in Airbnb and Flexport, Ashton, takes donated fundraising and gifts it to businesses he's involved in. Philanthropy...
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@Mikes_Brother
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Anyone catching Wheel of Time on Prime...? Who is your favourite character so far ..?
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@ChrisWickNews Flu killed 22k people in the US in 2019. In the last six months 220k have died in US of Covid. So ten times more fatal, in only half the time. But ignore that. Tell me a story.
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@thepaulwilliams Great of the Boks to put so many of their A team out for a Test.
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@LBC Only if all churches funded from Rome, synagogue from Israel, Temples funded from India are all closed too. He's a bigoted fool.
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@LennaLeprena @RAF_Luton @shal2500 You're ok with Maddenupunfactunfjord though... Welcome to the party. Pull up a chair.
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@lesleygourlay @StephenWarman @sjurdur Try "Delighted to meet you, I'm Doctor Gourlay, how would you like your glass of humility served?"
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@DavidTCDavies Pants on fire. Stand up or sit down.
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@fecklessfox100 @jamesmartinchef Get paid for your hobby and it's never work.
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I earned that. The first eight miles were steady and totally on plan. Runes stopped working at Mile7. Legs stopped at mile 9. Shoes disappeared at mile12 and I ran the last mile just in socks. That annoyed a LOT of runners 🤣
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@benjaminryan you earnt it. On every level you opened your heart and proved that inspiring people to achieve isn't about cash.
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Hey @ladbible have you spotted that @WelshDalaiLama has created a new drinking game. You should poach the image and use it as your own game!
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@PauleyP apparently it's a derogatory term used by angry selfish people when they have no argument to your intelligence
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@thepaulwilliams @andymcgeady That reads like "it's all the fault of the supporters who didn't turn up... Feck all to do with" we took a million for ourselves when the business was skint"
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@vincecable Didn't you sell off all credible action when you waved through all Conservative desires when in Coalition? You were there. Be responsible.
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@Lumix_Trident @Sophobsessed @lilyallen you got the answer and didn't like it. Try living through similar shite and being smiley. Unlikely
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@SharpStu @WorcsWarriors Pathetic is not paying staff, suppliers or Govt agencies while selling off business assets to yourself in a different business guise. Unpaid staff trying to ensure that revenue exists is not in a y way pathetic.
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@Vitt2tsnoc @thepianomum I'll admit that I bought five packs of rice yesterday. Not a normal shop for me, but a normal "kid back from uni restock" The looks I got were interesting. A only had a basket. Remove trolleys and people suddenly buy a lot less. If you NEED it, you can carry it.
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There are some people who will really appreciate this
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@MortonSlumber1 @Funk2funkDiaz @BBCBreaking He lied on his visa and got caught out. Taking the standpoint that just doing that shouldn't be done as its arrogant, ignorant and aloof and entirely disrespectful to international travel requirements. He's made illegal entry to a Nation. Same rules apply to all.
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@HamillHimself @mrszoomby You're all clear kid, now let's blow this sausage and go home.
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I just read this. There are more cases of Covid19 in the White House than there are in all of New Zealand. Wow.
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@mommaTam522 @Susanforney A cost to taxpayers... He golf's at his own resorts. He's self billing.
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@tom__monty @GemAlkis Appreciate the Welsh for Spaghetti. Sbageti
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@spaceangel1964 On the bright side, the billionaires get to keep their offshore tax haven stash... And still get to sit in Parliament making biased selfish legislation
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@BBCBreaking Add to that. Quarantine. Not "only if you think it's personally necessary, please isolate, please... But my Dad is ignoring this, so is my SpAd"
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@charlottechurch @TeeJay2201 it looks like someone already has smashed her face in...
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@ryannffc96 @LBC India Stone people and commit honour killings. Should we also stop curry houses?
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@MarkHamill A farmboy standing up against almost impossible odds to try and defeat an oppressive military regime...? It'll never fly! Don't tell me the odds kid!
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@Glos_Police Statutory two year confinement sentence. Shoot one, the rest get the message.
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Note to all International teams. If you have 18 consecutive wins... Don't play Ireland next.
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@spectator CofE was founded on the desire of Divorce. Wake up! You're a few centuries behind
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@Mikes_Brother
Rob
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I don't often post specific personal things. Today is an exception. This is an image of my Son. He's a Hypernerd. He went for a job interview. Today he got offered the job. I am so damn proud.
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@BorisJohnson Pinocchio
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@kun4ls @JeremyClarkson No! Some say he's the best key worker... ... ... In the world.
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@DeborahMeaden Get Brexit Done is almost a literal translation of "Save our offshore funds from transparent taxation"
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@Sonjamclaughlan $750k minimum salary for an NFL player. $55m for the highest salaried individual player last season. That's a lot of dangled carrots to compete with.
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@ShappiKhorsandi @Princ3ssGC He's waiting for her phone to charge so he can get her number...
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@EvertonAllSorts @RAF_Luton You're new here. Pull up a chair.
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I'm slowly getting totally pissed off with a blame culture of apparent jealous entitlement. Get what you work for. No one will give you anything. Your gender, skin colour, birth place, school or shoes won't open any doors. Stop being a fucking victim. Rise to your own potential.
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@honeydipdips @lorileistorm @BizarreLazar Potato famine..? Want fries with that?
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@EmergMedDr Considering that dentistry, particularly hygienist visits, create plume vapours that potentially contaminate the entire surgery, I'll pay the PPE surcharge.
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@LBC @Nigel_Farage if it's shite Nigel, you created the pot, running proves you can't face responsibility for your own actions
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Have a little #dund effort
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@NicolaAnJames @Joanna__Hardy I'm still traumatised by that! I don't know how you got in the house!
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I'm writing this in caps. If you know me at all, you know what this means. HE GOT A FIRST!
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@notpixietit Mine are both dead. Do you do a discount for a Séance Christmas ?
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That final mortgage payment after so many years of struggle #My2019Highlight
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@SalHernandez @FyldeFan How the feck does anyone carry eleven molotovs? I struggle to carry three bottles at once.
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@kylegriffin1 @nypost @PageSix will he be bringing his two Eastern European wives too? Great.
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@Matt_VickersMP Hi Matt. Would you and your family survive on similar funding? Did you celebrate your recent MP pay rise? Will you consider donating it? How's the subsidised Members Restaurant? How much did you claim in expenses in the last calendar year?
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China have one medal for every 30m people. SA have one for every 8m. GB have one for every 1.5m. Invest in sport. Inspire the future
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@RobBfromDerby @syrpis @fastcarspete Wasn't that her Professor's attitude to her at University...?
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@BBCNews @Nigel_Farage Nigel you are a lying hypocrite. BBC stop giving his lies publicity.
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@AVMikhailova @byakko8 She also says that you shouldn't have a washing machine in the kitchen, and it should be in your laundry room
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@richcosgrove @JonathanPieNews He's not sweating on it
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It was pre-effort at the weekend, but this was the last time I felt half decent. Judge me if you like, that'll be your problem. #dund
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@Lauramcn1 @mapduliand I'm British. I'm European. Speak eight languages. Worked in seven European countries. Want opportunities for all.
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@ChantalBB @RAF_Luton Communication professional 😂
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For many years I have held an almost impossible dream. Those that know me know it well. I don't have that dream any more. Because it's now reality. I know that she will be expensive, fickle and will probably try to kill me at times. She's a little younger than me too.
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Praise me for I am a LEGEND of self control. In to IKEA, got what I went in for and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE.
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#Dund for me today Totally dressed up.
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I don't dress up for work, but I'm groomed as close to perfection as I can get with this shabby carcass #DUND
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@SBarnesRugby With a young player it's a positive. With a 100 cap International it should not be an option available.
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@JonathanPieNews She might fall off a boat...
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If you were a character in the Wheel of Time, who would you be?
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@Eliota_Sapolu A person speaking two languages is bilingual. A person speaking three or more is multilingual. A person speaking one language is English.
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Yes. I did.
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Wow! @Mikes_Brother donated £200 to fund 20 books to who we think would deserve one. I started with Kiley. After a talk, Kiley said “I don’t have enough money to buy a book, but I’d like to donate $5 to @SuperheroFdn .” With Mike’s donation, Kiley’s big gesture, she got a book.
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@grumpy_sod17 @RAF_Luton Look at the picture in the article. Please.
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@Saz_Bbz @Murray_Kinsella That Australian banned... Yeah, tier2
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There are a few bits of this that I'm damn proud of. See that... I did that. I did it all. Proud of me.
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Today is my Mum's 76th Birthday. She'll only ever be 33. Miss you Mum. I hope I made you proud.
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Ollie Thorley You will never buy a drink in Gloucester again. Or a Nando's
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@KayBurley @RobertJenrick I could. I have done. It's not life. It's survival. Necessity I wouldn't wish that life on anyone. Try it for a month. Understand more about yourself. Appreciate what's important.
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Latest renovation project with work in progress flabby bloke. One is a lot older and looks far better! #DUND
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