Michael Trautwein
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Phenomenal teammate, leader, and friend. Love this guy to death
One can't get enough of this moment. 🤗
@NUCatsBaseball
gives P Hank Christie the send-off he deserves.
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Sold on Philip Rivers. Put him against the greats and he dominates.
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NO JACKSON MAHOMES TIK TOKS!!! What a day for America.
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Absolutely no reason for Kansas City to not be in Kansas. I will never forgive the jabroni who made that call.
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Incredibly thankful to have been able to play for
@CoachAllen_37
. First class in every aspect of life. Taught me so much about baseball, leadership, and above all what it means to do good in the world. I love you, Skip!
After six years at the helm of Northwestern baseball, head coach Spencer Allen has decided he will not return next season.
On behalf of Northwestern Athletics, thank you,
@CoachAllen_37
💜💜💜
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Not only is
@JackDunn26
a spectacular ball player - he’s a spectacular guy. Always looking for an opportunity to mentor the youth. On behalf of
@ShawnGoosenberg
and myself, we thank you for your unrelenting veteranship. Baseball needs more Jack Dunns.
#ILoveYou
Shout out to
@JackDunn26
of the
@Nationals
coming out to practice today and working with our infielders. Nothing but the best from this guy!
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Devonta smith never once in his life struggled to grab the cereal from the top cabinet. Absurd body
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I feel bad for Josh Allen but then I remember that Pat Mahomes has to watch his brothers new tik tok tomorrow and now I think he deserves all my empathy
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Starting my campaign to be NFL referee today.
Reasons I will succeed:
I would have called that a fumble
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Navy’s offensive coordinator when someone tells him to pass the ball
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That’s so annoying. Need to change OT rules in NFL. Allen deserves his shot
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Big deal. Can’t tell you how many times I did this on NCAA14 My Player.
HE SCORED 8 TOUCHDOWNS 😳
Jaret Patterson had a historic game as he tied the major CFB single-game record for rush TDs in a game!
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Thinking about becoming a meme guy... nothing is better than a well-timed meme
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Todd Blackledge wearing a 3XL suit. Love it. Guy is calling the Cats game at 2:30 and getting drafted in the 2003 NBA Draft at 6
#destinationXL
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Stayed one night at a hotel 45 minutes from my house. packed 7 pairs of underwear.
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Getting absolutely burnt and just tackling the WR is a joke. Should be equivalent to targeting. Immediate ejection for being a coward
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Everyone has a hero,
@JackDunn26
is mine. Congrats cuz
#ILoveYou
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Justin Fields throwing the ball a million yards in the air for a tuddy
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Gruesome 🤝 Twosome
@Quinn_Lavelle22
8️⃣ days out.
Last year,
@Quinn_Lavelle22
, our No. 8, started the season with a 1.29 ERA through his first three weekends on the road. 👏
#B1GCats
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Penn State. How many times do I have to say it. Half back draw on 4th and 1 is the worst play call ever.
Just another reason to cancel running backs
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This is exactly how
@JackDunn26
acts after about 3 beers
I love it.
I assume this dude is gonna be a problem for his parents, his teachers, and authority figures as a whole BUT.. I’m betting he’s gonna go on to become something SPECIAL.
Keep enjoying life little fella
🗣🗣🗣🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼
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Do you think these referees have buddies that roast them for making calls like this? If I had a buddy who made this call I would be all over him. Like guy how could you ever call that
We often say “this is the worst call ever” … but calling this a blindside block is the worst call I’ve ever seen
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Napkin dispensers are unreal underrated. They should be in every restaurant in America. I don’t care if it’s a 12 star restaurant let me get a napkin dispenser
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@NUCatsBaseball
@jackpagliarini
Wow. This guy looks like he can sell medical devices... some might ask though, does he have a pre-sale ritual?
@jackpagliarini
would love to hear your thoughts
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On a different planet right now
THREE 💣💣💣
@Griff_Cheney21
blast his THIRD homer of the night at No. 15 Clemson!
Ties the GSU single-game record and gives him 8 on the season!
Panthers now lead 6-1 in the 7th!
#OurCity
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#BLB
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Thoughts on metric system? I don’t mind kilos or meters but I’m out on Celsius... 21 and 22 degrees Celsius are two totally different climates. Cancel celsius?
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A Power outage at 1 o’clock on New Year’s Day just as football is kicking off is probably the worst possible time for a power outage in the history of power outages.
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My opinion on dumbest thing in football:
The HB draw on 4th and 1. Just an egregious play call that works 12% of the time
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This kid just won’t stop hitting homers!
ARE YOU SERIOUS
@Griff_Cheney21
!!
💣 No. 2 of game and No. 12 of season ties teammate Max Ryerson for
@SunBelt
lead!
E4: GSU 8 // GT 1
📺 ACCNX
📊
#OurCity
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#BLB
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Poor guy got folded! Just criminal
@LucasDavison
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Big deal. I used to pull this stuff on
@king_nanayeboah
at the seven oaks court every weekend
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I never once played a game where
@pterodactyltom
didn’t drop a 30 bomb on me with Jamal Crawford. Guy is impossible to defend
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You really never see
@HokageDoersch
hit a regular home run. They only go 600 feet and land in the back seat of somebody’s Honda.
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With news of Giants hiring Mike Kafka as their OC, I am officially declaring myself a New York Giants fan for the foreseeable future. Have always been a fan of Kafka. He’s about to turn our team around.
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Dean Blandino and Gene Steratore have textbook NFL rules analyst names. You can’t make up better fitting names for that job.
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Mac played catch with Utley… big day for Sunny fans worldwide
Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins each threw out a first pitch to Rob McElhenny and Miles Teller.
Phillies by a million
@BarstoolPhilly
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Found my dream off-season job.
Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC)
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My college football proposal: Get rid of CFP. Regular season happens and then no matter what let UGA and Alabama play a best of 3 series to determine who is the champion. Maybe let Ohio State participate and turn it into round robin
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Best part of this is the pimp job on homer
#3
is the exact reaction
@Griff_Cheney21
would have after knocking a triple on someone’s melon in pick up hoops
Griffin Chaney with THREE homeruns for Georgia State.
@GaStateBaseball
Third one went OUT of the stadium 👀👀
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Calling a HB dive on 4th and 1 should be a 15 yard penalty. I don’t care if you have Thor Bjornsson at running back it’s a horrible play call
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@JayRatz
@HokageDoersch
@PlanetFitness
Jake Ratz - terrified of Planet Fitness. Guy runs on slamming weights and yelling during workouts
#MyCoach
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You give me Devonta Smith and I go 22-28 with 238 yards and 2 TD’s against Notre Dame.
Bama is going to win by 300 points today
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Dinner tonight. Lasagna and salad. Ate the lasagna first, salad last. And I’ll do it the same way next time
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Another football tweet. Why does any team play prevent defense late in a tie game? You’re just begging to give up a game winning field goal. It’s absolute madness
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Name a song better than 1985 by Bowling For Soup. I dare you.
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What a weekend! Grateful to have been able to coach alongside some of the best minds in baseball and work with this special group of athletes.
@TXBaseballRanch
and
@catchingranch
are the real deal!
#RanchDifference
#BaseballRanch
Thank you to this group of athletes and their families for participating in our 4th Annual Elite Catchers Boot Camp this past weekend. TBR & FRB
@catchingranch
thank your for your outstanding effort & energy. Welcome to the Ranch Family!
#RanchDifference
#BaseballRanch
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@ShawnGoosenberg
Goose, thank you for this. Your continued dedication to enhancing the lives of your friends and family inspires me beyond words. Some say you never want to meet your hero, but I hope that everyone gets to meet you one day.
#ThanksGoose
#NeverMeetYourHero
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Congrats to the (ex) Fantasy football commish!
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Friday night guy
@MDoe__
checking in at 235 6% body fat. ++Quads and will sink and slide you to death
#PitNotThePalace
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Football going to be different without TB12. The greatest to ever play and it’s not even close. You won’t see someone dominate the league for 20+ years the way he did. Congrats on the career, 🐐.
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@LS_Chinooks
@NWLbaseball
@JackDunn26
@Nationals
JD, I have heard you speak on Short Term Memory Loss and it’s impact on you and your younger teammates. Was wondering if you could elaborate on the benefits/challenges you/your teammates have faced battling STML. If you’ve forgotten those challenges due to STML no worries. Thanks
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Has to be the most frustrating 90 seconds of football in Bill Belichick’s life right? Clearly out of bounds followed by the pitchy woo woo of the century
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Michigan State has without a doubt the ugliest jerseys I have ever seen. Cats by a million.
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Oh my. Absolutely stealing a TD away from Tennessee. How do refs like that still have jobs????
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This has to be one of the top 15 worst ideas in history, right?
In the resort town of Les 2 Alpes, in the northern French Alps there is a bike race which starts at a 3,400m-high glacier. 1/2
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This is the same as Bryce Young saying he was doubted… such a bad look. Had a super team and got bodied by Joey Burrow THE TRUTH
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@MDoe__
Toes are way better than fingers. Slam a toe, out for 2 minutes. But take a firmly passed basketball to the finger? You’re out for eternity
Are fingers on the hot seat?
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Jeff Bezos and Roger Goodell sitting next to each other at the game = automatic meme in the next 20 minutes
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This Braves team might be the best baseball team to ever play the game.
How you feeling
@Declan_Floyd
?
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⚠️⚠️PLANE GAME⚠️⚠️
(And also just like that the Bills are bad again)
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Carson Wentz with possibly the single worst play in the history of the NFL. Wow. impressive honestly
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See you soon brotha!!! Let’s go
@ethanodonnell14
With the 168th pick in the 2023
#MLBDraft
, the Cincinnati Reds select OF Ethan O'Donnell from Virginia.
Welcome to Reds Country,
@ethanodonnell14
❗️
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Wow. Just landed. The inaugural Trauty plane game certainly did not disappoint. Electric considering I have Najee and Dalvin on my fantasy team. Football is life.
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Shocker! The run up the middle on fourth and 1 didn’t work? That’s so insane! That play always works!
Come on Saban. What are we doing.
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The best thing about big guy plays like this is that their teammates always go nuts. So great
Just remembered that time 310-pound lineman Dan Connolly returned a kick 71 yards
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I fear Julio Jones and Tom Brady may be a dangerous combination
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What’s the best song ever
1985, Bowling For Soup
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Breakeven, The Script
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She’s So High Tal Bachman
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3 pairs of underwear for a 2 day trip is terrifying. 3 pairs of underwear is appropriate for no more than 9 hours
@marcdemaco7
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Lions Steelers can’t even be described as football game anymore. This is now considered a stand up comedy special
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Argentina: star student at the Matt Ryan Institute of Blowing Leads
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Didn’t think I’d be running through a brick wall today but after listening to this here we are.
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Anybody who watches Always Sunny knows that Charlie has PIPES
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@TroyBlack_
“Sir your card got declined.... we are going to have to stop this hair cut halfway through”
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I would probably get dominated as a defensive lineman but I would never jump offsides on a 4th and 3. Way too disciplined.
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