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⳩ | Digital Marketer | @Rockies superfan | @Hillsdale grad | Lutheran Khanate 🦬 | Bad takes are all mine.

Alexandria, VA
Joined June 2009
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@MikeKMorrison
Mike Morrison 🦬
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On Friday afternoon my grandmother Linda "Nino" Larkin passed away peacefully after a long fight with cancer. I greatly appreciate your prayers for her and my family and I'm incredibly thankful to have had her love.
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@MatthewCappucci More importantly, how much snow did Peggy get?
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The servants of the Pharaohs were buried along with their masters. This sounds only slightly different.
@DOGE
Department of Government Efficiency
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Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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@DNVR_Rockies Todd is Mr. Rockie, but Walker is the better player
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@Rockies Spring Training ASMR video when?
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@cabot_phillips @RealTomHoman deport this man
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@Rockies @SaltRiverFields It might be snowing in Virginia, but in my mind I'm at Salt River Fields
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RT @emmma_camp_: I do not understand having separate bank accounts in marriage. Sorry I am not venmoing my HUSBAND that is EMBARRASSING.
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The Nation's Capital takes on a light dusting of snow.
@aaronjayjack
Aaron Jayjack
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That is some serious salt spread in Washington DC. Going to take 3 feet of snow to take down this road and salt. Check out that salty dust cloud down the road. Expecting 3-6” of snow here today and tonight. I’ll be live again on @accuweather later today.
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@pat_hedger Wait wait Canada has INTERNAL trade barriers???
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RT @ConcernedVets: New logo, same focus. We're a movement by veterans, for all Americans. We remain committed to elevating veterans' voices…
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Mike Morrison 🦬
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.@potus has the chance to do the right thing and make Pluto a planet again.
@konstructivizm
Black Hole
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Clearest image ever taken of Pluto NASA
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@jarvis_best you could probably do a political compass with the people that blocked you
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@anduriltech @USArmy @DeptofDefense The greatest Oculus crossover event of all time
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What radicalized me? This. This right here. Sink the Jones Act.
@cpgrabow
Colin Grabow
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The Jones Act makes domestic shipping so expensive that last year Hawaii purchased 100% of its light sweet crude from Libya (distance: ~10,500 nautical miles), Argentina (~7,300 nm), Nigeria (10,000 nm), and Algeria (~9,300 nm) instead of Houston (~6,300 nm).
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Mike Morrison 🦬
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RT @jonah_wendt: Choose your fighter
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@MichaelLotfi A modest proposal to be sure
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RT @RealSamRogers: I was on a patrol base where you filled a sandbag before you ate, part of the continuous base improvement. Field grades…
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