I’m Bowuigi shipper but lowkey envy that green fucker. Like, THIS MAN WOULD MAKE TINGLE IF HE GRABBED AND WHISPERED TO ME ABOUT HE WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD AND WHOLE KINGDOMS AROUND HIM WITH HIS MINIONS BUT ALSO KEEP ME SAFE CAUSE I’M USEFUL TO HIM FOR SOMETHING!
You know I never had sex with a gamer who’s angry after they lost a game. Like do they pound the anger out? Does he fuck you so good your pelvic shatters? I need to find me an angry gamer boyfriend
Reminder: don’t hit my DMs expecting me to share nudes or RP with you the first minute of talking. I don’t like nudes and I save RP for close friends only.