listen. c’mere. i wanna tell you something. shhh, c’mere.
…
you listening?
…
˳˚॰°💦💦💦BBBBWWOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRUUUURRRGHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHRRRRRRRUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!💦💦💦ₒ৹๐
URBBBWWAAARRPPHHRGH- UNGHF! 💦 Oh god, fuck me, my gut is BEGGING to be filled - ˳ₒ৹๐ uhhHhRRrRROOoooOrrrP! ˳˚॰° H-Help a bird out, please? My gut needs to burble down POUNDS of MEAT right fuckin’ now, mmffnn- ggllrrrgglrrrp 💦☠️
Hey handsome~ You come h-hhhoooOOOOORRUUURRP 💦
Eheh, ‘scuse me. I was saying, do ya come - erfhgg - BWAAAAAAOOUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP 💦💦
Nnffhg, ugh, d-do you come hereeeeerrrrooorrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRPPPHHHhhhh…BBBBBWWWOOOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHPPPP 💦💦💦
…never mind 😓
I often get asked: “Wyatt, how come you belch so much?” Well the answer is really simple! It’s because I- ˳˚HAAWOOOOORRRRUHHRRGGHHRRRUUUPPPP!!💦ₒ৹๐ A-Aahh, um- BOOWOOOOORRP - E-Excuse me, as I was sayi- 💦˳˚ₒ৹BBRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRHHHAAARRRRGHHOOOORRRRRP!!!!˳˚॰°💦Fffgghhh, f-fuck…
BWAAARROURRRPHHH!!💦💦 Ooogh fuuuck, I ate too many of you and now I’m just a FAT BLOB of bird blubber! My ass and gut won’t stop rippling, send help, uurghh…ARRRP 💦💀💦
watch this lmao *gives his burbling dome of a gut a shake* ₒ৹๐ gllooOOOoOoOOorrRRggGg ˳˚ₒ৹ BWAAAAAAUUUUURRROOooOoOoHHAAAaaAAaAAAaAaaARRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!! 💦💨💨
holy fuck pred gloryholes??!? why does no one do these?? some random dude's maw, cock, or ASS in a hole...you'll never know who you ate or who you were eaten by. honestly i can't describe why I like this so much, would anyone like to try and explain why it's hot? 🥴
Remove yourself from my life if you like cub, look at cub, or buy cub art. I don’t want to be around you or have anything to do with you. Goodbye. Don’t care what the “circumstance” is, you’re fucking done and dead to me. GTFO. Instant block.
HUGE part of the vore fandom doesn’t care about switches. Once you show your prey side so many ppl lose interest and flock to a 100% apex predator. It’s annoying and slightly hurtful? Like you only care if I cater to your every desire? If I’m only exactly what you want me to be?
heyyyyy so...*gllrrgrn* um, ignore that. *blorrrrmmbllrrrnn* th-that too. would you perhaps be interested in-*BWOORRUURGHGHRRRPPPOOORRRP* oh god. um. would you wanna feed me or something-*glloOOOOooOOoOORRrrRrRRrRRRP* *OOOOOORRRRRRRRHHHRRUUUP!!!!* ughfgh, oh my god i'm so sorry
It is SO heartwarming and a little funny when I see tweets that are like, "I graduated with my PhD today!" or "Made major contributions to cancer research this week!" and their profile is "WOLF FAT~ TEMP FOR 7 DAYS" or "Hot Gator's Ass Cushion!" You guys make me so proud. 💚
💦OUUURRRRAAARRRPPPPH!!💦 Oh, hey there! Wanna get in on this hot belly wind? I’ve got plenty more coming! 💦💦HAAAAAOOOORRRUURRRRUUUOOOOOOUURRAAARRRBRRUURRRP!💦💦 Aaaah, fuuuck, I gotcha right in the face with that one 💚
Why does no one ever talk about MASS VORE!?!? How horny it is to blorp and churnglrrk several men into hot sweaty jiggling fat?? Everything ending inside one sweltering noisy stomach? Everyone melting together and into one body at the same time Like COME THE FUCK ON.
Pred/prey couple? Hot. But prey/pred couple where the prey is obviously the dominant partner? Shorter than their partner, hell, or bigger, toting their big (or small) predator around, knowing full well they could be eaten at any time? Having their pred on a leash, maybe? 👀
I have twitter circle on this acct now teehee like or comment if you wanna be in it! I'll probably just post more personal or horny thoughts that not everyone would like!
A dude with one guy halfway down his gullet, another halfway up his ass, and a third travelling down his meaty shaft…all three at the same time? That will never not be one of the hottest things 💦
Since it's confession day, I have a confession.
Deer.
Foxes.
Big cats.
I have the biggest weaknesses for them. They want me to sit? I fucking sit. Ghhn I love these big boys. If you fall into one of those three categories then this bird is YOURS.
Other prey: RRAAAAAAAAAGH!!! H-HOLY F-F-FUCK! *glrrrlrrnnk!* Aaah…hahh…*GLRRMMBLOOOORRP!* AAAAAH!? ARE WE GONNA DIE!?
Me, jerking off, pre splattering across his anguished face: Mffhgghh, I fucking hope so 🥴💦💦
I'm gonna clap my cheeks and tell you that you're gonna become my ass food. You're gonna watch my ass jiggle while my gut groans and bubbles, waiting for you inside. You're gonna become part of the ass you love to watch ripple.
What would you do if I belched in your face. I mean like REALLY let loose, your cheeks blowing up and your body barely able to stay grounded against my gale force HURRAAARRPHs
I’m really proud of myself for being the bird with the biggest, bassiest, longest belches 💨💦
HOOOOOOOUUUUUUUOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRROOORRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!💦💦💦 BBBBBWWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!💦💦💦 Whew it’s windy out today uvu
Wyatt is so stupid because he'll slosh his heavy burbly gut down on someone's head and say "Get rubbing or you're goin' for a swim, snack" and ten minutes later he'll be on his hands and knees, tongue lolling out of his beak, begging to be put in his place with the biggest boner
Will never ever EVER not support hyper muscle beefy hyperdick testosterone-pumped furs being swallowed and digested by a fatass lazy slob blob HHFHHFJJHHGGH 🥴💚💚💦💦 all that work in the gym reduced to lazy SWEATY FLAB!!!!
just saw an f-list profile that was called "dilf hotel" so I'm expecting, like, big ball-gut men right? WRONG. The skinniest anime men the world has to offer. Don't you DARE run the DILF name through the DIRT like that or I'll have to intervene.
“Yo Wyatt, what’s the sudden interest in football?”
Oh no reason…I just…uh…like the um…uh…game…the mascots are cool too I guess, but that’s not the SOLE reason or anything similar…