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@fowleyes dude in the red pants jumped FOR his homie 🤣
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@earringdealer The boots - the whole outfit just yess
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@Kheumani If you’re clean, I don’t care. Just better not add up when you’re with me and don’t be having me hanging out with someone that use to buss it open for you.
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@NATERERUN When KK says “I’m glad you know” it sends me everytimeeee 😂
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@mluviorrrrr Why y’all ruining kids celebration like that? Ain’t nobody try to tell you what to put for your caption 😭
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@SubTweetDz_Nuts That one was lowkey too far cause what if she really wouldn’t have smelt the bleach at first and put it in her eye… she could have been blind for the rest of her life.
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@khiyapapaya Y’all all women laughing at another woman’s pain.. that’s not cute. No woman should go through a baby shower alone. She didn’t have that baby alone. Pick mes so bad. Tables turn it could be YOU next.
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@dox_gay That candle wax shit.
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@mylifeiskara I feel like they would be worse than lil kids telling your business 😂😂
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@slimeyclaudz Y’all playing with y’all eternal lives like this lifetime is anywhere close to eternity. & if you don’t believe cool, I’m just saying, I’m my religion I’m praying y’all find God before y’all pass because y’all question God like he ain’t letting you breathe oxygen right now.
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@Vitaminndeee A wet wipe does my asshole just fine. People so boujee these days
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@Rollitupk Not to mention their “first kiss” was her actual first kiss… that she had to do a retake about 7 times and was extremely uncomfortable… when my fav Nickelodeon character came out and wrote a book called “I’m glad my mom died” I had to buy it. I hate that show now.
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@Akayla_2x He did this and I left to Florida for a week, play with someone else 😭
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@realmainfeeling The women that are happy to be the side piece in the comments.. how’s your PH balance boo 🥴
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@gbennylola That’s when you become your own woman as Madea said “it’s not what people call you, but what you answer to” it’s sad & liberating at the same time.
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@iimabeautty Unt uhh he didn’t have one at first, then I was like look this warehouse hiring. He been working ever since 😌 & it’s been keeping him outta trouble. I’m proud of him ♥️
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@ISoldKenCrack @imAnthonyB Reported her? There’s so many people that get cussed out for knocking/ringing the doorbell. If y’all had pizza on the way wouldn’t one of y’all grown people be checking within the time it said it would arrive?
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@dareal6goddess This isnt something new. Cher was the first to pop out in a "nude dress" in 1974 at the oscars. Rihanna did it. Lizzo did it. Yall just hating 😂
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@kjanaeeeee It still cute cause that’s gonna be his intentions one day, just gone plan it differently now lol.
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@_staarrrr Yes. I also Believe in healing and letting them go as well.
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@doitmuvaaa We tryna live out here. Not just survive.
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@channneeelllll And when someone on their cycle cause nobody opening snacks in the bathroom stall that echos every crinkle.
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@reloadednicolas "You see a bad bitch gettin' shine, you should love it Cause every time a door opens, for me that means you Just got a better opportunity, to do you They don't understand, these labels look at numbers, it's statistics I lose, you lose, ma, it's just logistics"
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@liasnatchedyoho This remind me of a time I accidentally locked a dude outside after smoking. 😂😂 He ain’t come right behind me and I naturally turn the lock when I close the door. Fell asleep waiting for him to come back in and woke up to a bunch of missed calls and texts 😂
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@Fuckyvllfr @BleuCapone 9/10 I get high and chill. Not horny. Very inaccurate post.
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@rosadeaux What’s hilarious is that she is gay asf , she the real wing woman 💯
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@user1017307 Girl hold on fuck I'm trying
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@lilcel4 Does she really think she doing sum bringing a knife to a gun fight 🤣
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@vlaavish @enziimaraa She really thought we would care cause why she came with a rude tone like that and not expect it back.
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@_crowndesss Especially for your mental health 🤞🏼❤️‍🔥
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@ssoRasiLehT Not everything… but I would like to know what triggers them, and if someone they dealt with in the past is still in the present.
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@amornaiii How old are y’all… excluding long distance relationships
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@themarissarae I believe in the afterlife so yeah 😂 best believe if they tryna go to the funeral they gone be rekindling in heaven.
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@badbbyaera I feel like I’m too silly for it. I’d be giggling my ass off trying to even swing a hip for him 😂😂
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@lukeyism She wanted black media to release it. None of those in America that you named are black media.
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@_nniiyaaa Curiosity kills the cat but that’s why they have 9 lives.
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@Indeskribeabul Y’all don’t be having “if you ain’t got it this time I do” type of friends?
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@raphousetv2 Guys don’t know how to take pictures, I will proudly be my mans fan and get them angles for him.
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@RubbaBandDaRula Ain’t he the one that bought out like 200 tickets of somebody show just so the first rows could be empty 😂😂 he’s so petty.
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@layxsnv Live your life - T.I & Rihanna
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@rpsnRoxies @aaliyahair “I threw up & you had me in the shower” that’s all I needed to know to know she wasn’t able to consent. He’s weird for being turned on. Your weird for not understanding that.
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@Drayshiesty @Femescent It only took one time to meet Ted Bundy for a woman to go missing. It isn’t about previous men. It’s about what men can do and WILL do and you not knowing until it’s too late.
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@KimberlyNFoster I wonder when did she start thinking she needed plastic surgery. She was gorgeous
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@rpsnRoxies @aaliyahair Dodging accountability for being raped? Bro wtf are you TALKING ABOUT. Have you thought that maybe she don’t want to go back and forth over some traumatizing shit that happened to her??? She ain’t got to answer to not a damn soul trying to downplay what she’s been through.
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@realmainfeeling Was the bed in the middle? You know you was being funny 😂😂😂😂😂
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@kmichelle I been rewatching it and theres like a couple of the cast members from different shows talking about "So I talked to K and decided to take her advice" like damn you was the counselor too 😭 I think it was Lyrica and RayJ
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@doitmuvaaa Girlllllll I wouldn’t even write it down in my journal ima just have to take it to the grave 😂😂😂😂
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@Proseccoriqo I’d make him a résumé cause I know how to make shit sound better than it is but once I give it to you , you better be looking for your own little jobs
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@its_sandrra Nah don’t do that 😂😂 I getting out of one nowwwwwwwww and I deadass don’t want to go back. 2 years was enough of wasted love. I want to give it to someone who deserves it.
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@Binkthorough Somebody else gone have loose screws if they want to be funny about something that was a simple question from the beginning. If you not messing w the man, why you wanna be petty bout it.
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@onecuteassnigga Hell nah, it’s good to do different things in the bedroom. Imagine if she had you in the chair & played with herself on the bed in front of you. Rules are you are NOT allowed to touch until she says so. Hell do sum like that make it fun
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@khiyapapaya Ain’t defending one person lol.. I’m defending all women. I hope both of y’all don’t go through it. 🤷🏽‍♀️ but I understand your anger tho 😭 I be saying mean shit when I’m mad too 🌚
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@prettygirlmaric People say this then cry and ask for more time when they’re folks pass away.… it’s alright to be the bigger person and ask them how they doing first. It’s alright to be the stronger person that keeps the family together if you can handle it. You won’t regret it in the end.
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@TerrillCharming This will be me if I’m not married 😂😂 flirting with the young whippasnappers. Gotta be old enough to drink though.
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@edmbasskitten @__thatbrandi “Being a night owl has just as much benefits as being an early bird” I reallly needed that because I have gotten so many things done early morning right before I go to sleep at 12 pm
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@suzie_suee @Rollitupk Don’t get on here be insensitive shorty cause I’ll turn the tables real quick.
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@doitmuvaaa some people love milk & some people are lactose intolerant… if you don’t get the comparison you just don’t get it lol
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@crackcobain__ I do both. I hate it here.
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@Drayshiesty @Femescent No it’s common sense for safety. You want your daughter to go over to a mans house on the first link?
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@tiffuniquee My gma taught me to never invite yourself.
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@camillemechell Make it a week and make sure you going on vacation while doing so, mine begged me to come back home and said “I have a surprise for you” it was my initials tatted. Yeahhh you enjoyed that day but that week you was sick
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@jordanmain789 @Indeskribeabul Can’t stand the fact that they budgeted themselves on what they wanted?
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@wowihateamerica Lmaoo man if I’m flying spirit I’m flying spirit so what? I’m not finna fake, you either like the real me or not. Why y’all don’t be living y’all truth?
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@asvpyinka @yungnastybitch Exactly cause woahhh I was wondering am I the only one who was freezing in that bih? I use to argue with the kid who would be like “can u turn the air up, it’s hot” but be having a mf jacket on after gym class 🤬
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@ronniessance @YM_BANDZ Yess the way he still had manners while he was about to knock him out 😂 “excuse me ladies & gentlemen, go this way” 😂😂😂
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@glowyaquarius Plant city has a festival every year for them. Go one year! I actually got these from a guy who was selling produce on the side of the road coming from Tampa. I paid like maybe $10 for this whole thing? Those little farmers have better produce than any store bought 😭
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@LuchiTheDesignr Ask my homegirl if she was buying the drinks 😭
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@KarlousM I couldn’t imagine being such a hater that I think about what the next man is going home too.
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@datbethatruth @PGK___ Ummm? It’s plenty of white women out here that stay in a marriage when their husbands are having full on affairs buying their mistresses cars & condos … idk where YOUR point was with this.
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@kaee_1 If she was fwh while I was fwh & was fully aware then I’m never gone like her just for the way she move.
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@nellychillin Honestly even if I was taken care of, I just wouldn’t like to sit and do nothing. I have to work even just a simple job or I get depressed 😭 not having a job never sat right with me.
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@MIAGRAWE1 What y’all not understanding is there plenty of 9-5 jobs out there yes, but they pay your bills. That’s it. You don’t make the money to be able to put aside for something you really want in the future & I’m not tryna be 40 JUST NOW LIVING. But y’all not listening.
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@Drayshiesty @Femescent Idc I’m not going to NO strangers house by myself. It’s a big red flag if they get offended by you just wanting to be safe first rather than sorry later.
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@seangarrette Hear me out, Reddit has ALL types of subreddits you can follow. Even some very disturbing ones. The comments are usually 10/10 hilarious and smart assed. I like to go on Pinterest too, it’s like my silent library.
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@urth2kas I asked him to give me a physical actual sign I wouldn’t miss and I ended up pregnant. I ain’t asked nun but forgiveness since
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@pettysaucyass I get happy cause obviously I’ve evolved and am no longer delusional 😂😂😂
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@rpsnRoxies @aaliyahair If you and your man decide to have a threesome with the friend you just had to put in the bath tub cause she was so drunk y’all are WEIRD and got issues. Next.
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@carlo4x @maxxvrde @_genesis8 YOO lmfao I was waiting for this comment because it will NOT be me. And don’t come for my social medias cause you’re blocked there too 🤞🏽😂
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@suzie_suee @Rollitupk She was a fucking kid be fr imagine your first little giddy moments of love and you have to act it out with your coworker 😐 no real emotions.
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@Son_ImSleep You mean the same ones that don’t go anywhere for the same 12 years still stuck in the same place, every weekend same bar, & getting in altercations that puts one in the grave every few months homeboys…? Yes, I’m being dead serious you trying to make a difference in life or what
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@Que_Hill I’m not. I heard 30s are like your 20s but with money if you discipline yourself right.
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@yonceduh I haven’t done it but I met girls who have.. I promise they have more problems in life than worrying about what a bitch who don’t pay her bills got to say about what she does.
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@Aniyahjyne1 @TooDopeJujuan I’m mad cause I look like this? No filter no makeup? Tighten up hoe.
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@santanabandanas I feel like she trolls people a lot. Knowing how social media is, she giving the entertainment y’all thrive for. Like how Russell Brand seemed like a wild one until he gagged everyone during an interview for not taking him seriously.
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@celestial_BFG @feyiszn Yeah I’m starting to realize it’s okay to tell them no. They will find a way just like you did when you needed someone but made it through yourself anyways.
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