if i was a housewife i would do the most fucked up job ever but i would still be smiling at the end of the day like i did something.
like "here's your overcooked pizza rolls babe i got tired cleaning half the kitchen so ill do it tomorrow!"
Love talking to people about doujins and they're like "weirdest one i read was this guy who sniffs panties" or something like that and my brain has to restrain saying shit like how i've read one where a guy turns into a cockroach when he's nervous
Making hotdogs for family
Asking my sister if she wants toasted hotdog buns.
Her: "What does that mean??"
Me: "??? Ok do you want fried onions with it?"
Her: "what are you saying?"
I hate it here