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@no1_real_man No but I know a guy who broke his tibia last week and they actually labeled him as a covid case even though he's been testing negative.
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@wiseconnector Communism disguised as democracy
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@KeriP33 Sand spurs
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@TheJaredMonroe @Alphafox78 The camera lenses wouldn't have an effect on the way the shirt collar laid on each dude... clearly two different guys.
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@SeffSaid Have some cake
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@MellyHatchet
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7 years
Cow juice is for baby cows, not humans. Try cashew milk! It's delicious!!!
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No baby deserves to be separated from their mother, just so humans can drink milk. #ReasonsToGoVegan
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@squirrellovers_ Pistachio and call him Stash for short
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@MLovetube2 Them lips so loose they clap when the wind blows 👏 👏 👏 👏
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6 years
Tonight's #SuperWolfBloodMoon as I've just spent the past 2 hours on my mom's back porch taking photos in the coldest wind I've ever felt. It's 23° out there right now. I'm funking frozen! Brrr! #MellyCranfordPix
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@CCowboy723 She's hiding from the mean people who don't like her... literally everyone. 🤣😅😂🤣
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2 months
@MatthewCoast Move on. Nothing she does will make him want her if he initially didn't want her. She needs to accept that she's not his type and keep looking. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force him to drink.
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@MellyHatchet
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@akafacehots Common sense. Intelligence. Free thinker. Learning from your mistakes. Learning from watching others make mistakes. Actually earning your way with hard work and true diligence.
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@SusanStJames3 She & many others in Hollywood are no longer getting their adrenachrome supplies from Mexico since Trump took office. They are beginning to break down inside & they're aging faster than normal because of the deficit of their tortured baby serum. All ties in to Aleister Crowley.
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@wiseconnector Peru Brazil Bahamas Isreal Russia Mexico Rome Italy Australia America Columbia Bolivia Belize Guatemala Slovakia Belgium Laos Mali Egypt Seychelles Dodoma Malawi That's just off the top of my head... I'm sure there's many more
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@cmd8495 It's a compliment! An old soul is a wise person, someone who knows things most people only learn thru experience. A person others can turn to for advice, guidance, answers to life situations. You need only look into their eyes to know an old soul. Wisdom shines in the eyes.
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@MellyHatchet
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@072Independent Yes. My uncle, Robert Earnhardt, JUST died (on 9-11-21) from covid related complications less than 6 months after having taken the vaccine. It doesn't protect you from diddly squat!
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@MrBlackOG My sense of humor is so dark that this is one of my tattoos 🤣🤣🤣 (excuse the dirty fingernails, I'm a Virgo & I'm constantly digging in my garden)
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OMG! A new thing to add to my #FuckItList ! A #sexymidget #orgy ! #Midget daisy train! Omg! I need this! #bucketlist http://t.co/MqQS7mikNE
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@brown_eyed_gal1 My son mailing his letter to Santa this morning before school
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@SusanStJames3_ I see lots of new jobs and the constructing of bigger shipping ports in Florida's near future! We LOVE You @GovRonDeSantis 💕
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@monicaonairtalk Nothing. I took myself off all medications 6 years ago and use natural remedies and herbs I can grow, if I need to correct something in myself. Only thing I'll ever have trouble getting is antibiotics if needed.
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Merry Christmas to the greatest President ever, Donald Trump! I miss you so much.
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@MellyHatchet
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10 months
@CalltoActivism A treasonous child sniffing pedo who showered with his daughter & is selling America to China... that's all I see.
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@wiseconnector My best friends are addictive
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@ToriatheistTori Which alien overlord will you be praying to?
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@TheRealDudja Dorian the Great Blue Heron in front of purple Mexican verbena
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@IL0VEthe80s Oh I was crushing on them both 😂
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@DaveVescio When I was only 8 years old, my mom told me "I wish I would have never had you kids. You ruined my life. I only kept you because you could do all the housework." This was only one of her many horrible statements to me. She's currently alive, but forever dead to me.
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@Spokeo LOKi sucking my thumb and whimpering telling me to get up out of bed this morning and make him some breakfast lol. #NationalPuppyDay #NationalDogDay
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#ReasonWhyIDoNotHaveAValentine cause I'm an intelligent smart ass who's confused as a rabbit with flippers.
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9 years
Omg they got #aliens in #HOH competition! I❤👽! #BigBrother
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7 years
@American757PWLA @neiltyson Too bad he didn't go thru with it. I wanted to see him today disappointed lol. Would have been nice to put an end to this bullshit FE nonsense.
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@Trump07 I believe it's more like 4% because fewer and fewer democraps are attacking me online these days 😆
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@authormegbecker Oh that's nothing. I was 8 months pregnant with my 1st child, got out of bed on a chilly morning, walked to my dresser, turned around for some reason to look at the bed & there was a copperhead snake crawling out from under the covers... WHERE I HAD JUST BEEN ALL NIGHT!
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@SusanStJames3 He's finally run out of his Adrenachrome supply, much like many stars who've begun to show their exceedingly ancient aging process. He must have had some extra stashed to last a little longer than the others did. 🤣😂🤣
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@wiseconnector Absolutely. I've nothing to hide. He's welcome to my phone, my purse, my computer, my tablet, he's got all my passwords available on my notebook if he needs. He can even watch the dashcam videos if he wants to track my movements. Good women are still out here.
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@NozdyEmpire My Nikon P1000 can do that
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@Timcast Glad I'm in Florida. No CRT here 😁
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@wiseconnector Peru 🇵🇪 Mexico 🇲🇽 Sweden 🇸🇪
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@AmericanFWoman We used to do this when I was a kid lol. My friends would come to our family farm and I would freak them out with the cow eggs, the fainting goats, trash pandas and the Himalayan bear we had. Ahhh... the good old days...
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WOW!
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@woofknight It's an ice skate just upside down. The other is a butthole.
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@ChickletOff Douchedonkey
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@HelennaRossa When I was 15, my munchausen-syndrome mother let a Dr use a tree auger-like instrument to drill into my right hip bone to extract bone marrow to see why I bruised so badly & easily (when my step-dad would beat me). I can feel that pain to this day. Couldn't numb me THAT deep.
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@wiseconnector 97! I'm in the top floor suites baby! Fuck Yeah 😆 🤣
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@theearthyvirgo Even then I'm holding back... like... a lot.
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@MLovetube2 The Olympia? The boat they really set out to sink so they disguised her as the Titanic... and collected all that insurance money...
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@Naija_PR _______< because it hasn't happened yet lol, but I finally just got the ring after 15 years together!
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@EssentialMastry My bank account currently holds $37 so draw your own conclusions... I've still got to be able to feed my son this week; that's what's left after bills. It's a week to week struggle.
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@TheRealDudja Lifetime supply of gas? Fuck Yeah! I'll take that!
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@IL0VEthe80s 2! Carolyn Jones! Hands down BEST EVER Morticia
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@vampyanji Yes, I think we are living in the tribulation years. The great sign in heaven a couple years ago ushered it in. Things began falling to pieces after that. Don't take the jab, it's the mark of the beast and those with it will perish in the near future. It's in my nightly dreams.
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@austynTx @turnbolt11 I'm punching the gas pedal to the floor and if you're in my way... Oh fucking well.
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@wiseconnector Oxygen. Inner peace. Dreams. Happiness. Freedom. Ammo. Gas while on a long, deserted highway....
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@KyleOwe02309720 I have the Munsters on the kitchen TV every evening street dinner so my 10 year old son will grow up knowing them. 🥰
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@megmau5 How can anyone else understand us when we don't even understand us??
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@TheRealDudja Pete My childhood doggo ❤
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@TheRealDudja The Stare-Down Red-Shouldered Hawk
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@realDailyWire I won't be watching it
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@TheRealDudja The Moon behind Xmas lights
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@TheRealDudja Jaws but at a drive-in
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@mail_american Not at all... specially seeing how my family hasn't been able to vacation in years
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@jon_cronshaw Yeah, I'm book poor. Got 2 bookshelves full in my bedroom. A bookshelf full & about 9 stacks 3-4 ft high in my art room. And a shelf of books in my kitchen. Oh! And the boxes of books I can't bear to part with, my survivalist books in the attic, maybe 12 boxes. 🤣
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@woofknight My Danger Noodles
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@tyler_casper Newborn human babies are so adorable! They must be... This is my son Phoenix when he was only a week old.
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@woofknight A couple of my many tortoises and frogs...
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@TheRealDudja Whip That Fanny
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@Daytobehappy Absolutely. Turning to documentaries on nature and space.
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Tonight's #SuperWolfBloodMoon taken from Star, North Carolina January 20, 2019 #MellyCranfordPix
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@TheRealDudja Morning dew on a spider web in the pasture fence
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@Dr_S_A_Malcolm @christina_bobb Impossible without cheating
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@UniverCurious @MichaelGalanin Oh Snap! My OCD isn't happy with this one! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😳
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@TheRealDudja Yellow-Belly Slider
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@caroltpsworld @NikkiFried Nothing stopping him from getting a valid Florida ID card even if he can't vote. They do issue those. I had one when I couldn't get my license for a couple of years. Stop making excuses for ignorance.
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@AboutVirgos Luckily, I'm a strong enough Virgo that I can diagnose and treat my own issues without another's help. 🤣😂🤣
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@tweetMalena Because drop boxes allow cheating!
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@delton @yesisworld Yet the first go round, tiktok dancing videos were the nurses priorities. I haven't forgotten...
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@TheRealDudja I'm good for a moment...
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@woofknight Crash Test Dummy the Cat Happy CATastrophy Godsmack the Cat Tigurrrrl
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@AnnLesbyPhD @joerogan OMG get a life & stop attacking our REAL masculine MEN! REAL WOMEN love our masculine MEN & I personally love BALD MEN with nice shaped heads. Just because YOU'VE GOT MENTAL DISORDERS doesn't give you the right to cancel honest-to-nature men & women for being WHO WE WERE BORN! 🖕
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@yesisworld What I wanna know is... Where the hell are all the disposal bins for these "toxic gloves and masks" if this shit is so deadly...? #covidisalie
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@DrMoneyTrees 68 Took about 4 seconds once I looked for the patterns at the end of the lines & identified the line that was out of sync.
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