@SanfourMahoul
@Israel
"Salam, brother [redacted], I have something to tell you".
"What is it? Speak, inshaallah".
"Subhanallah, I left my copy of Mein Kampf behind. It was in the child's bedroom that I, a Hamas terrorist, was using as a base".
"No problem, Islamic Jihad has many copies of Mein Campf".