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@MeghannMyers_
Meghann Myers
3 years
The Army just announced it will begin immediately separating soldiers who refuse to get vaccinated against COVID-19.
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Nextdoor continues to be the undisputed most unhinged place on the internet.
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I think we can all agree that in the Year of Our Lord 2022, a Pentagon spokesman getting choked up about war crimes during a briefing is a solidly good thing.
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Ma’am they literally do, every day, for more than a dozen other mandatory shots.
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn
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No servicemember should have to choose between serving our country and a shot.
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Meghann Myers
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BREAKING: The Pentagon has deployed a small team of emotional support golden retrievers to patrol the building this morning. God Bless America.
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I am shocked and delighted that Biden acknowledged his son’s drug problem and said he’s proud of him for getting help. This is the kind of messaging I wish all comms pros would get on board with.
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Meghann Myers
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Is anyone gonna tell her he’s from Uvalde, Texas?
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Aaron Rupar
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Fox News host Sandra Smith dismisses McConaughey's heart-wrenching call for gun control: "Someone from Hollywood calling to restore our family values."
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Omg.
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Suburbs were a mistake.
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3 years
Gen. Milley responds to a question about a shortage of behavioral health staff by saying that there is a "behavioral health specialist" in every unit, and "that's the squad leader." Sigh.
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Meghann Myers
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The @USNavy 's latest COVID update reports that 80% of active-duty sailors are vaccinated, for 75% of the entire force. That's heads and shoulders above the other services.
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Suuuuuuure sure sure.
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2 years
@3YearLetterman France is on its 5th republic like get your life together.
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I want to be clear. I believe that squad leaders are the key to a LOT of issues in the military. But the fact that suicides, sexual assaults, etc. are so rampant just proves that squad leaders are NOT behavioral health specialists.
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Meghann Myers
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My guy, if “half” of sailors don’t want to be vaccinated, why are 80% of them vaccinated?
@justinbaragona
Justin Baragona
3 years
Tucker Carlson hosts a Navy commander who claims mandatory vaccination is a "national security threat," cites the disputed VAERS database to claim covid vaccines are dangerous, and is worried that vaccines are "manufactured gene therapy" developed from "aborted fetal cells."
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Meghann Myers
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I just ran into SECDEF walking the corridor alone and all I could think to say was, "Are you allowed to just walk around by yourself?"
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Meghann Myers
3 years
If men got pregnant there would be paid pregnancy leave.
@RepSwalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell
3 years
If after celebrating a new child, men suffered from weeks of hemorrhoids, hand/foot/face swelling, and genital bleeding, Paid Family Leave wouldn’t be up for debate. It would be in the Bill of Rights. #PaidLeaveForAll
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Meghann Myers
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Also important to note that these people are not “illegal,” because otherwise DeSantis would be facing federal human trafficking charges. They have been processed by DHS and have legal status.
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Julie S, Ph.D.
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Martha's Vineyard resident with some words
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Meghann Myers
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A hit tweet! To be clear, I also lean toward diagnosing this as satire, which only makes Nextdoor more unhinged — meta-unhinged — because now people are using the neighborhood app to troll.
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Meghann Myers
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The Afghan baby born on the C-17 en route to Germany was named Reach, per @US_EUCOM boss, based on the call sign of the aircraft and I’m not crying, you’re crying.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
I didn't make this, but I wish I had.
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Meghann Myers
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Black Hawk Down is a movie, not an event.
@dhookstead
David Hookstead
7 months
Caleb Williams isn’t “just a kid.” He’s an adult man fair to criticize. My uncle flew a bomber over Nazi held Europe at his age, and later died in Korea. My buddies in Black Hawk Down washed their friends’ guts and blood out of humvees at his age. Were they “just kids”?
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Meghann Myers
3 years
Have we explored the possibility that there's a disgruntled E-4 assigned to Moskva?
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Meghann Myers
2 years
This is completely untrue. Gender transition in the military is (like everything else in the military) a regimented process that requires a detailed plan and a military doctor’s sign-off.
@kristina_wong
Kristina Wong 🇺🇸
2 years
“Anybody who sent a religious exemption has to sit down with a chaplain to assess whether their beliefs are sincere enough...Meanwhile, if one of my soldiers walked in my door tomorrow...wearing a dress and told me that he was a female, I would have to accept that w/o question."
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Meghann Myers
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@EsperDoD tells @NorahODonnell that he hasn't read the letter from @TheRealCVN71 's skipper and words fail me, honestly.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
This gave me such a satisfying giggle.
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Meghann Myers
4 years
BREAKING: @SecArmy announces an independent review of @forthood 's command climate, following the murder of #spcvanessaguillen
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Meghann Myers
4 years
Milley says police and military assets should be dressed differently when operating together. Green/camo on cops confuses the situation.
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Meghann Myers
1 year
@StankOnnit Hmmmm now you’re on to something.
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Meghann Myers
4 years
Not a retired chaplain emailing me to say that the Army's sexual assault problem is a "moral" issue developed in "public school" that can't be solved by a "secular program." Guys.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
The Pentagon reports no new service member deaths due to COVID-19 in the past week, the first time that has happened since July 23.
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Meghann Myers
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BREAKING: It will not.
@SebGorka
Sebastian Gorka DrG
3 years
BREAKING This will lead to a military crisis. SEALS refusing vaccine.
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Meghann Myers
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So this ended up being my last story for Military Times, as I was laid off today. I hope that guy asking me about his Air Force wife stuck in Syria actually listened to me this time.
@davis_winkie
Davis Winkie
7 months
NEW: After our reporting on armor unit overwork, @Meghann_MT and I wanted to know — how often does SECDEF sign waivers allowing units to deploy with less rest than the Pentagon’s (expired) policy requires? That’s “classified,” DOD says.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
I'm begging reporters to stop describing presidents as having "overruled" their advisers. That's not how advising works.
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Meghann Myers
10 months
The Pentagon Press Association has sent a letter to @PentagonPresSec with concerns over how it’s possible that a senior member of the presidential cabinet was hospitalized without public notification, breaking norms across the federal government.
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Meghann Myers
10 months
The Pentagon stays Pentagoning, announcing at 5 pm on Friday that the @SecDef was in the hospital all week
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Meghann Myers
3 years
I am stroking out.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
3 years
Holy shit. To “prove” he isn’t racist — Ohio U.S. Senate candidate @JoshMandelOhio put a photo of himself standing with black soldiers in his latest campaign ad. Problem is he forgot to Photoshop the hands that clearly show he put his face on the body of a black soldier
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Meghann Myers
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So now we’re calling NFTs “digital trading cards”?
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Aaron Rupar
2 years
Oh my goodness Trump’s “major announcement” is even more pathetic than I anticipated
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Meghann Myers
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Squad leaders should have the training to identify and communicate about mental health challenges. They CANNOT treat them.
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Meghann Myers
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I’ve gotten no adoption inquiries about Her Highness and it is just criminal.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
Guys I dunno who needs to hear this but “orientate” is redundant please do not use it.
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Meghann Myers
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Lord help me, my husband just asked me what littoral means.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
Diamond engagement rings. Yeah I said it.
@LizzieCosmos
Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
2 years
What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?
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Meghann Myers
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It looks like the Army removing identifying info from promotion packets increased the number of minority officers moving up the ranks. I'll be discussing this report on our Early Bird Brief podcast tomorrow.()
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Meghann Myers
4 years
Does he know that SEAL is an acronym?
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Meghann Myers
8 months
My 60-year-old (male) neighbor is absolutely blasting the Eras Tour movie.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
More than half of the 90 howitzers sent to Eastern Europe have made it to Ukraine, @PentagonPresSec says. The first round of training outside Ukraine has finished and a second will start up soon.
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Meghann Myers
4 years
Narrator: He did not, in fact, see a uniform like this in the 90s.
@gregkellyusa
Greg Kelly
4 years
What unit is this guy in? I haven’t seen a uniform like that since the 90s.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
The sound you hear is an entire generation of GWOT vets filling their lungs and preparing to laugh/bellow.
@Asst_to_the_RM
MEDPROS Center of Excellence
2 years
This is actually nice.
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Meghann Myers
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Don't put a read receipt on an email to me because I will click "no."
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Meghann Myers
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Senior defense official says Russia has deployed nearly 100% of the 190,000 troops it amassed along the Ukraine border last month. But little progress has been made in taking over major population centers.
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Meghann Myers
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These are the first Afghanistan KIAs since Feb. 2020. It’s one of the deadliest days for U.S. troops of the 20-year conflict, only surpassed by Operation Red Wings (19 KIA) and the downing of Extortion 17 (30 KIA).
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Meghann Myers
2 years
Area man has almost figured out bronzer.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
2 years
Ali cracked the case. Cassidy Hutchinson supposedly had a spray tan, which means she just wants to be famous, which means she lied.
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Meghann Myers
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I don't know who needs to hear this (Okay, I do), but the expression is "to PIQUE someone's interest" -- not to peak it.
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Meghann Myers
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@EsperDoD @NorahODonnell @TheRealCVN71 This has become a major theme of this administration. A bombshell report comes out, reporters ask Esper about it, and he says he's unfamiliar. See also: The Afghanistan papers and others.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
The head of @CENTCOM littttterally said yesterday that none of the equipment left behind actually works.
@hughhewitt
Hugh Hewitt
3 years
Is it perhaps possible that these helicopters were thoroughly disabled so that they will never fly again? Could @JoeBiden have perhaps traded these helicopters for a few Americans he left behind?
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Meghann Myers
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@lokaas_onzin @3YearLetterman Nobody questioned him, you just don’t get the joke.
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TDY is a deployment now?
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Meghann Myers
3 years
You think maybe he's following the Philippines' rules, as a guest in their country?
@marcorubio
Marco Rubio
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Our @SecDef is vaccinated But he arrives in the Philippines wearing a mask AND a face shield Embarrassing COVID theatre
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Meghann Myers
2 years
Canada's minister of national defense confirms that Canadians are training Ukrainians on the M777 howitzers both Canada and the US have sent to Eastern Europe. DoD has previously hesitated to confirm who is doing the training.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
The military will charge you for losing a poncho liner, my dude. Wasting their time is expensive.
@TyCardon
Tyler Carditis
3 years
If Navy service members don’t get vaxxed by the deadline, the Navy “may seek recoupment of applicable bonuses, special and incentive pays, and the cost of training and education for service members refusing the vaccine.” Is this real life?
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Ma’am, we hit puberty on 9/11 and it’s been a sleigh ride to hell since then.
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Meghann Myers
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Breakin' news, kids: We've got a woman in Special Forces. "Each and every one of you demonstrated the ability to meet the baseline standards and competencies for admission to our Regiment.” - @USASOCNews commander Lt. Gen. Fran Beaudette.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
Sen. Cotton, citing his and Rep. Crenshaw's whistleblower website, said some Marine officers are leaving a unit because of a diversity and inclusion training session, which is...not how that works.
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Meghann Myers
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Pentagon says the "dispersal" of the much-ballyhooed convoy is probably a force protection measure, because Ukraine keeps attacking it, rather than part of a larger tactical plan.
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Meghann Myers
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Meanwhile, millennials grew up on the internet and know it isn’t real.
@anothercohen
Alex Cohen
1 year
Any major news event in 2023
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@thinkingbayonet Bethesda 😑
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Meghann Myers
3 years
It’s important to take care of your parents in their retirement. For example, my mom paid my cell phone bill for way longer than is probably appropriate, and I repay her by giving her the logins to all of my streaming services.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
The Pentagon absolutely has not stated this.
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Meghann Myers
4 years
In the Mondayest Monday thing to ever Monday, I've got a retired 0-5 in my inbox with a letter to a base commander about not getting a salute at the gate.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
Weird how genocide works.
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
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CNN's Rick Santorum: "We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American culture"
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Meghann Myers
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The thing is...”all of that money” is just what the Air Force was already getting to do the same work.
@joncoopertweets
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
4 years
Who agrees that President Biden should abolish Trump’s Space Force and use all of that money to provide Covid relief payments to struggling American families and hard-pressed states?
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Meghann Myers
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Just got a FOIA back from DoD that I filed on Jan. 2, 2020. Everybody clap.
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Meghann Myers
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Guys, this is a picture of soldiers.
@thehill
The Hill
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Air Force sergeant identified as a member of a white nationalist group
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Meghann Myers
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I went to my first post-quarantine get together tonight and someone was talking about drinking beer out of random objects, so I asked if anyone had ever drunk Bailey’s out of a shoe and everyone was horrified so this is going well.
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Meghann Myers
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@FPWellman @emily_murnane No one has ever gotten promoted because of low expense reports.
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Meghann Myers
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Two-factor authentication sounds like a great idea until you work somewhere with no cell service.
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Meghann Myers
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@briantylercohen Why do I care what this man wants, though?
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Meghann Myers
2 years
Paul Whelan is not a retired Marine. He was kicked out on a bad-conduct discharge after a court-martial conviction.
@MicahhParsons11
Micah Parsons
2 years
Just spoke to some people that I respect and trust. I should have been more educated on the topic and not tweeted out of emotion for my family and other who have served. For that I apologize. Also if what I’m told about the attempts to bring Ret Marine Paul Whelan home are true
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Meghann Myers
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I can’t explain the potency I just felt walking past about 30 people standing around the Pentagon Starbucks to grab my pick-up order. Get the app, guys. Adapt and overcome.
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Meghann Myers
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My understanding is it means expensive and also broken.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
@sweenprs @kent_quark @DevinCow This is pure disinformation. DoD mandated COVID vaccination following full licensure of the Pfizer product.
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Meghann Myers
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Good time to remind everyone @DeptofDefense covers travel expenses for troops who need to go out of state to do IVF.
@mjs_DC
Mark Joseph Stern
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The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that frozen, unimplanted embryos qualify as human children under state law. IVF has long been in the crosshairs of the anti-abortion movement, and this unprecedented decision immediately imperils all IVF access throughout Alabama.
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Meghann Myers
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Nobody ever really gets canceled but maybe we should make a good faith effort with Kanye West, yeah?
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Meghann Myers
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This looks plenty good ordered and disciplined I’m just saying.
@USArmySMA
Office of the Sergeant Major of the Army
2 years
A deal’s a deal. Thanks to everyone who supported @aerhq in their tireless efforts to take care of our Soldiers and their Families.
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Meghann Myers
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Sexual assault survivors can no longer be charged for collateral misconduct, per a policy signed Oct. 25.
@MilitaryTimes
Military Times
3 years
Examples of minor infractions include underage drinking, an unprofessional relationship with the accused or violation of other lawful orders, which can include curfews, off-limits businesses and housing policies.
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Meghann Myers
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30 is extremely comfortable shoveling weather.
@EveryRightTo
Swana
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Would you rather cut grass in 100° or shovel snow in 30°?
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Meghann Myers
3 years
I tweet a LOT and honestly could not have predicted this would be the one to bring me to the “doing numbers” plane of existence.
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Meghann Myers
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I don’t think I’ve worn anything I paid more than $80 for to WHCA. We are a famously poorly paid profession, yes.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
1 year
Now he wants to be Joan Rivers.
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Meghann Myers
3 years
Wow can’t wait to get back to work.
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Meghann Myers
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Just got an email from a woman asking if "her soldier, Gen. William Coleman," has been evacuated from Afghanistan. Happy to tell her that her boyfriend isn't in danger because her boyfriend doesn't exist.
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Meghann Myers
2 years
Imagine your brain being so broken that you blame “luxury spending” and not the fact that home prices are up 1,600% from 1970 while wages are up 9% (in the US at least).
@thetimes
The Times and The Sunday Times
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Baby boomers have some advice for millennials struggling to buy a home: cancel the Netflix subscription and stop ordering takeaways
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Meghann Myers
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Why lie about this?
@SteveSlatonAZ
Steven Slaton
4 months
I am a Vietnam combat veteran - no left wing smear campaign will ever deny that fact. These people doing this are doing to me what the liberals did to my fellow Vietnam veterans decades ago when they returned - spitting on them and mocking them. These are the same people who
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Entire trip to Lejeune is now 100% worth it.
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Meghann Myers
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Guys this is kinda weird.
@wgdunlop
W.G. Dunlop
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“The Imperial March” plays over the loudspeaker of a US Army vessel departing on a mission to construct a temporary port for aid deliveries to Gaza
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Meghann Myers
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Famously safe to have one way in and one way out of a building with hundreds of people inside.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Cruz: Have one door… and have that one door, armed police officers at that door. If that had happened.. when that psychopath had arrived, the armed police officers could’ve taken him out…
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Meghann Myers
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Guys can we PLEASE retire the use of "open kimono" as a term? In general, obviously, but also by senior military leaders. Yiiiiiiiikes.
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Meghann Myers
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The National Guard is not a standing response force. This is why state police and transportation departments exist.
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
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The National Guard should be deployed to I-95 in Virginia before someone dies. Everyone has to do better, this is utterly unacceptable and dangerous.
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